You spin me right round.

Yay blogging again.

Kinda stopped blogging last week since it's CA week and all but hey, now I'm back! Although my blog only counts up like around 10 hits per day, 8 of them by Felicia Chin Searches.

Man this world's full of perverts.
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I love it when things connect. Like as in have a connection kind of connect. No? Don't understand? Here's the catch: Spin me right round.

Ok last few weeks, this Jaipal guy from my class tried making everyone go to that sourmath website (that's a link to the post, not the sourmath) that I posted about before and meatspin, a website which shows a looping GIF of this guy getting screwed in the, erm, bum while his genital spins around. Here's meatspin by the way (click!). Don't be too curious like Ismail and click it. It's really vulgar and probably will haunt you in your sleep.

So he told me that the meatspin song was Spin You Round. I remember hearing that song somewhere. Then the other day, I read an article about people obsessed about plastic surgery and body modif, yes I surf weird stuffs, and one of the people is Pete Burns, the lead singer of Dead or Alive. And guess what dead or alive plays? Spin you round.

Well, through other sources, I found out that Pete Burns is now a transexual with a lip the size of Zameer's ego.
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Talking about Zameer, he asked me into his a capella however you spell it group. I was about to write a long post and everything but ended up searching youtube for people singing overtones. Here's something weird i found.



Haha Cool huh. For those of you tone deaf or can't hear any difference, this guy is supposedly singing Amazing Grace using only overtones. Which is quite cool if it's real, which I think it is. One more:



Haha the guy is lip-syncing. But it's still awesome.

Argh gtg sleep bb

Woaw

Facebook's really accurate these days. Maybe they know that I am 15 that's why they're notifying me of...







Bio!ogy

Uhm

Yeah another update.

Here's the links for the photos I took while going out with Eugene

Mine
Eugene's


Mwahaha. He shall shake in fear as I post the picture with his thumb on it.

Damnededed

There are two things disturbing me.


1:
Someone came to my blog by searching PIZZA FETISH.

2:
Somebody from India came to my blog searching for Bombs.






Gragh. Messed chemistry up today...

I went shopping last night at like 1am. the place was empty, and this old woman, just making polite conversation, said to me: "where is everyone??".
I replied: "In bed, same place you and I should be!"
Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look

Ouch

A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said 'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and sad all at the same time.' She replied, 'You have the biggest dick of all your friends.

Asprin

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed, when his wife complained, as usual, ''I have a headache.'' 'Perfect,' her husband said..' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

Starter Pistol

One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, 'Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself.' So he went out and bought a starter pistol. Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol. The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, 'Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up.'

Damn

I hate psychics. Especially if they're named Zameer.

Taken from Zameer's blog.

Alifolology
***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Tomato Ketchup. Not a dressing? Who cares.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Barely go out to restaurants. So I can't remember any good ones.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Rice. Which is what I do.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Vegetarian. I have a fetish for vegetarian pizza.

What do you like to put on your toast?
Butta'.

**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house?
4.

what color of cell phone do you have?
White and metal.

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right. Wished I was left though.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Tumor.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Groceries.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Half unconscious counted? No? Then no.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Nah. I like surprises

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
That's not hard...

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
2.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
2 years ago. Drunk driving. gragh.

Last person you talked to?
My Fiancée.

Last person you hugged?
Ridfi.

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
Autumn. All my Autumn pictures are awesome.

Holiday?
In cambodia. Wait, uh London. I like london. Maybe some Essex.

Day of the week?
Thursday.

Month?
I like Novembers. 'Cause there's no worry in school starting.

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?
Yeah. I shot this bb gun and it missed.

Mood?
Worried. Geog CA is tomorrow and I barely made it through Mangrove forests...

What are you listening to?
Spaceboy-Smashing Pumpkins

Watching?
Real life pokemon.

Worrying about?
CA!

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?
Computer, wanted to print Jun Da's notes.

What's the last movie you saw?
Pink Panther 2.

Do you smile often?
Too often. I promised myself to smile less but I just can't do it.
Especially if you (according to nabil) have a homo smile like me.

***************QUESTIONS***************

1)Do you always answer your phone?
No. I have a habit of pressing the red button. But I'll prolly call you back.

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
That woman who smses at ungodly hours (Shanice)

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
White. So I could scare the living daylights out of people.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't go to Sonic. If I did, I'd go for that blue thingy.

5) Do you own a digital camera?
Dslr count?

6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yep.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas is You - My Chem.

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
A hug.

9) Can you do push ups?
Yeh.

10) Can you do a chin up?
Nu.

11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
What future?

12) Do you have any saved texts?
Whuzzat?

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Nah. But been pulled over though.

14) Do you have an accent?
Yes. A weird one that makes me sound like my mouth's full of spit.

15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Spaceboy.

16) Plans tonight?
Meet my new Fiancée.

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Uhhh yuh. Thanks eugene.

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week
Eraser, stuff for class deco and Discovery Channel Magazine.

19) Have you ever been given roses?
Noep.

20) Current worry?
Geog CA1—whether I have enough time to write

21) Current hate right now?
Global Warming. Though I'm contributing to it at the moment.

22) Met someone who changed your life?
Not yet. Yet.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
That New year show thing on the floating stage. Was too far from stage so pictures were 100% crappy.

24) What song represents you?
This.

25) Name three people who might complete this?
Um Eugene Nabil and Mr Husref.

26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night
Making Sammich.

27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Where's my underwear.


Oh well, shall finish Mangroves now.

Gosh

Ok Next week's CA and this time I'm actually gonna try to pass my exams so I won't be posting 'till it ends.

Actually I'm supposed to start revising geog since 5 hours ago but I'm hooked on this thing called SMBC. So here's a snippet.







Enjoy your mugging.

Perfect

Feel really bad 'cause of eugene.
Let's listen to spaceboy.

Please click on it

Really, really meaningful song. Makes you wanna cry doesn't it?

Feel it
Break your bones
Mr. jones

Taste me
As I bleed
Taste my need

And spaceboy I've missed you
Spinning round my head
And any way you choose me
You'll break instead

Watch me
Death defy
Defile my life

I don't need
I don't care
Please

I want to go home
I want to go home
I want to go home
I want to go home
'cause when a lover aches
That's when a lover breaks
I want to go home
I want to go home

And spaceboy they'll kill me
Before I'm dead and gone
And any way you choose me
It won't be wrong
And anyway you choose me
We won't belong

We won't belong
We won't belong
We won't belong
We won't belong
We won't belong

Photooutingwith Eugene! tomorrow ;D

Rugh...

Ok got pranked by Jaipal.

So he went like "Here's the website for the log. project"
Then he told me to click here
And I went. wtf.


Those of you who are curious, don't click the link. Still curious? I'll give you a clue: LEMONPARTY.



Enjoy your eyes while you can. I'm gonna slaughter some J-pals

And the riot squad they're restless.

Since I'm exhausted from choir and the thing after, I won't be doing a valentine's update like everyone else.

But here's an awesome comic by Zach Wiener from SMBC.

Happy Adolf day!

Now these points of data makes a beatiful line

Ok my 'b' button is dying again. I need to press like, three times harder just to get it to work.
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Haha.
Changed the blogskin 'cause Eugene told me to. Said the old one was boring.
So the inspiration came from "Give 'em Hell, kid" by my chem where the chorus goes

If you were here, I'd never have a fear
So come on live your life
And I mean this more than I did yesterday.

Yep.

Oh the olive is supposed to be a pun. 'Cause Gway sings it like "So come oh live your life", it sounds like "So come o-live your life". Haha

Anyway, Olives are great food to eat when you're sad. Also, Olive sounds like my name.
Random kia.

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Currently addicted to STILL ALIVE. The portal ending song.

I realized that for me to like a song A LOT, I must learn it on guitar. Which is the case for Still Alive lah. The song repeats the progression thrice, so it's boring after the 50th time you play it. But it is still the nicest song you've ever heard from a video game.

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I survived SYF auditions. Woohoo.

Ok so Choir prac started with Mr Kwei asking all sections 'cept bass to go out. Auditions baby. Then Jun Yew and Joshua did warmups and made us relax our muscles. Which really helped 'cause I was about to, em, squeeze the lemon anytime. Then when we were about to revise kucinta, Eugene went out of the room and pointed towards the room "Tenors go in".

Haha Jun Yew was shocked. Then we Jiao You-ed and good lucked each other and went in.

So Mr Kwei called out Winston, Joshua and Brandon's name but none of them is there. So he told the SLs that they auto go in and auditioned myo. Woah myo sing so smooth sia. Ok so myo was a breeze.

Then it was my turn. One of the SLs told Mr Kwei that I just joined so he asked me whether I want to try it now or later in second round. FLASHBACK. I watched yes man FLASHBACK. then I said I'll try. Ok started singing. First bar, I sound damn shallow. When I tried anchoring my voice, I sound like Elliot. So I just support harder. Then it was rifdi's turn. He went sharp 'cause he claims that he couldn't sing the 'Renovan's. Of course, he couldn't not sing that in front of Mr Kwei since that would be like, obviously useless.

During the whole audition, only HAMZAH didn't get in. For "Fluit Aqua Labilis; Tera Manet stabilis", he sung it to the bass melody. And said sorry during the renovan.

So moral of the story is SAY YES. If I hadn't said yes to being auditioned, I might've failed. So follow YES MAN and say yes!

Haha ok want to reinterate more into SYF.

For the past few days, I have asked a lot of seniors on what they think of SYF. What they think the choir standard is right now.

Most of them said that we have lots of space to improve on. I also realized from listening to the choir that there were barely any dynamics and the timings are off. Garr. Let's improve!

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So now. Every friday is Left 4 dead night. Usually me, Hao Yang and Cedric will play but this week, we decided to let the public into our versus games so that there are enough people to play with for versus. Anyway, first time trying the versus mode. It's kinda creepy seeing the world in the zombie's eyes. Haha I used hunter and pounced on Hao Yang and nobody saved him.

Oh well, choir practice tomorrow. Better get sleeping.

Good luck EWgene!

Doo dn Dee oo

Sometimes I sleep on my bed in the middle of the night and think

"What the heck, life is short, let's enjoy it to the fullest."

So I woke up and played Left 4 Dead till the morning.
That was the REAL cause of my sleepiness.

Yes, it WAS creepy, so I switched the sound off. And had my blanket cover me. Creeepeh.
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Ok so tomorrow's auditions for Tenors and Basses. Actually tomorrow is only 22 minutes away.
I am contemplating on whether to take this week's audition, do it with Sopranos and Altos or with the new Sec 1s.

If I go tomorrow (which is now 17 minutes away), there's a 67% chance that I won't get in the team, since I've only been in tenor for like what, 3 weeks? It's not the notes I'm worried about, it's my tone/placement everything. Garr since I moved to tenor, must do everything differently so argh.

If I do with SA or the new sec ones, according to Chia Chin Howe, that'll prolly be my last shot.

What should I do, what should I do?
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I think I know why choir seniors who had left Victoria School was like attached to choir.

Upper sec life is boring.

Yes, upper sec life is boring. It's really study study everyday.

Ok put it like this.

Oh crap I'm making another list.

Sec 1: I just joined choir. Really didn't know anything about the school. So the sly school system decided to take it easy on us and not give us too much work. There were many events that were out of the curriculum that spiced up life.

During that period of time, I kinda hated going for choir practices. I thought "How the hell am I going to survive 4 years like this". The thought came to me the prac after the first time we got pumped. We got pumped a few times after that day. But then I looked at the current sec 4s at that time, Sherman, Pock Thong, Neng Wei. I was like "If they can survive 4 years like this, why can't you?" So I realized that it was ok ok.

I remembered the com of '07-'08 did lots of corrective detterent, a lousy euphemism for pumping which I will use from now on and shall refer to as CD hereon, before the pattaya trip. Scolded us after the trip for partying too early. A LOST my voice after the Gold C was announced in the Jia Rong Li Keen Chong Lim and someone else pillow fight.

Sec 2: Woohoo Rhapsody. There were less CDs from the com. 2008 was a really fun year. I began to like choir and the sort of "permanent" members from my batch is settled, nobody quitting anymore. Except for Jun Chong. 2008 was like bonding year lah. STCP FTW.

So if in sec 1 I hated choir practices, in sec 2 choir practices are something to look forward to, though it feels like a chore practicing songs you just performed just to perform it again. The intense training for Olomouc, where the new committee members took charge, was chaotic. I could only remember blurs of events.

Then I think the Olomouc trip really pulled the STCP together. With all the giving everyone a pokemon name and the "Here" joke, it was really fun. I remember the sectionals the night before the first performance. Jonteo keeps telling me not to go sharp. Then we had to drink that weird tasting tap water. Eagh.

Sec 3: Can't say anything yet. Although so far, it's one of the only fun things in life right now. Seeing the STCP members in long pants was funny. Moved down to tenor this year and of course, the non stop spammage of "Betrayer" by Li Keen and Hendrik. I think Alto and Tenor have a few differences. Firstly, Alto is really spiritual. I think 'cause a psychologist dictator was our SL. During choir camp last year, the few hours spent on choir practice and sectionals, the dictator asked the people who think they can do better to go to pumping position. The thought of blending as a section not only vocally but also, well, spiritually was the thing I liked most about Alto. In tenor, it's systematic. Maybe 'cause of the prefect SLs but to me the teaching is very systematic.

If Tenor section is like square building blocks, Alto is like a tesselative figure stacked together.

I hope more fun things happen.
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No, I'm doing this 'cause I'm bored.
This friday is "Friendship Day", just another phrase for single-sex school day.

Optical Illusions

Try it yourself kids! Turn over your keyboard, tap it, and see how dirty it is. So far, funky things I found falling out of my keyboard is:

• Half a needle
• Toenails
• The other half of the needle
• Doritos bits
• Diamond (O:)
• rocks
  
• Something that looks like a rat's tail
• Holy shit an eyeball
• Hair
• Eraser bits
• Unidentified Hidden Objects

Woah.

Clean your keyboard guys.

Wow, dude

I'm about to show you just about the most amazing thing in the world.

You have seen Guys go at each other in Ultimate Fighting Champion
You have seen students drum-duelling each other in classrooms using tables
You have seen Guitarists use their picks to melt your F*cking faces.

Here's the ultimate instrument, played the in the awesomest way possible.




SHAMISEN DUELLING FTW.

Ok the sound of that instrument reminds me of sushi restaurants' hand-wiping towel thingy. Argh.

Back to homework. Hohoho.

No Time to blog

Ok no time to blog. Seriously. Barraged with homeworks, I think I won't really post as much as before.

Maybe I should spend more time posting rather than reading online comics. (Every 2 letter is a link to the comics I read.)

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Ok I was reading this awesome website, GraphJam. Uhh it's filled with Graph Jokes. Not linear or quadratic graphs but you know, bar graphs and venn diagrams.

So far, this one made me chuckle a little.









































It's funny 'cause it actually happened before the SGH show. Hafiz's bass string (the D string, sadly and not the G string XD) broke and we were like "Crap". RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW DAMN GOOD WOMAN.
Ah well, guitar jokes nobody understands.

Will post some other day. Watch out (for spiderman!)

BNlah

SnApple.

Not enough things happening in my life to post. And the fact that it is 2.58 am now doesn't make it better.


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Love

DESOLATION ROW

Noob alert.

My Chemical Romance-Desolation Row Cover.


Woohoo.

Desolation Row cover cover by me.

Messed up the solo quite a bit, so I panicked teehee 88D. But I'm really proud of this 'cause I tabbed everything out myself, which is a great feeling trust me.

EDIT: Lol I just realized that in the preview, I'm kinda pointing middle finger haha.

Avatar

Soprano. Alto. Tenor. Bass.

Long ago the four sections lived sung together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked Clash Chord song was introduced.

Only the avatar Student Conductor, master of all four elements vocal parts could stop them conduct the song. But when the world needed him most, he vanished went to shave his head (wtf?).

A hundered years few months past and my SL and I discovered the new avatar SC. An airbender Alto named Aang. And although his airbending singing skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save conduct any one choir.

But I believe Aang, can save the world SYF 2011
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Oh and contrary to popular belief, Aang is not Aaron. It's the next next next SC. Y'know, since the current SC's not dead yet.

Ok will update later once I'm done with Emaths.