Song stuck in my head D;
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We Were arguing whether the water that comes out of the faucet is safe to drink when this Guy Drinks from it.
Me: Alright If that guy *points* drops dead in five minutes, means the water is poisonous
JC (I think): But, Hey if he dies means I'd die too.
Few people: Hendrik Go and ask that guy whether the water's safe
So Hendrik went to that guy and asked him in German. This is the reply He Got.
"Hey, I'm still alive"
in ENGLISH
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Kenneth (Sec 1) reproduces by means of binary fission and budding.
At the same time.
There's a load more jokes but You must give me time to remember
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