Friday, October 31, 2008

Nunca va a dar hasta que,

Estamos no extraños a amar
Ya conocen las reglas y así lo hago
Un compromiso pleno de lo que estoy pensando en
Usted no esta de obtener cualquier otro tipo
Sólo quiero decirle cómo me siento
Tengo que hacer entender


Nunca va a dar hasta que,
Nunca te dejaré abajo,
Nunca va a ejecutar y el desierto alrededor de usted,
Nunca vas a hacer llorar,
Nunca va a decir adiós,
Nunca va a decir una mentira y hacerte daño

Hemos conocido unos a otros durante tanto tiempo
Su corazón ha sido dolor, pero eres demasiado tímido para decirlo
Dentro de ambos sabemos lo que es desde hace
Sabemos que el juego y vamos a jugar
Y si me preguntan cómo me siento
No me diga que estás demasiado ciego para ver

Nunca va a dar hasta que,
Nunca te dejaré abajo,
Nunca va a ejecutar y el desierto alrededor de usted,
Nunca vas a hacer llorar,
Nunca va a decir adiós,
Nunca va a decir una mentira y hacerte daño


(Ooh darle up)
(Ooh darle up)
(Ooh) nunca va a dar, nunca vas a dar
(darle up)
(Ooh) nunca va a dar, nunca vas a dar
(darle up)

Hemos conocido unos a otros durante tanto tiempo
Su corazón ha sido dolor, pero eres demasiado tímido para decirlo
Dentro de ambos sabemos lo que es desde hace
Sabemos que el juego y vamos a jugar
Sólo quiero decirle cómo me siento
Tengo que hacer entender


Nunca va a dar hasta que,
Nunca te dejaré abajo,
Nunca va a ejecutar y el desierto alrededor de usted,
Nunca vas a hacer llorar,
Nunca va a decir adiós,
Nunca va a decir una mentira y hacerte daño


PWND

Thursday, October 30, 2008

d-_-b

Friiiiiick
You know sometimes you just come to hate something, maybe because of trauma or just for some reason. Currently, I'm hating this emoticon.

-_-


I don't know why. It looks like a monkey w hen you add ears to it XD
d-_-b

hahaha.
No I hate it seriously. I think this is a much brilliant emoticon
._.
._.

It's cuter. Not really. It brings a stronger message. -_- Kinda looks like a face you make when you say "Lame...."

This (._.) shows something like. "You broke my heart you f*ing b*tard. I don't care what you say, you are an idiot who doesn't deserve to live and I can't even cry 'cause the pain is too great".
It's like the death look. When anyone gives you this face, it gives more shock than when they give you -_-.
WHICH in my defense is annoying. o:


Oh and a quote from Bash.org
d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind
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I love Iron Maiden.

Oh oh oh and I went from 500 to 600 in 5 days. That's a record for me lol.
Maybe cause google search contributed like ALL OF IT.
I HATE YOU. D:<

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

We suck live

What do I do when I feel down?
Spam music of course!

After what seemed like years, I finally got onto my guitar and played again. Put iTunes on shuffle and just play. It was really fun until one string broke and my middle finger bled. That is so rad.

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Holiday is here!
Nothing to blog about. Oh, yeah, that how to make a good blogpost thing part two. But I guess it doesn't need a part two so tough luck for you.

o:



srsly, I have nothing to blog about.


LINKGASM TIME.

Dude. Your fat ass have been sitting on your chair for hours and you have been doing nothing but chat and blog surf. Same old stuff. Why don't I share with you my favorite sites that I have on my bookmark. Trust me, I'm pretty mean with websites and only filter ones I enjoy. But your sense of humor might not be the same as mine so don't be hatin'

It's kinda long but really helps you waste your time if you find a website you like O:


ALIF'S TOP 20 BOOKMARKS
Written by a man dressed in drag.


Link 1: Geekologie: Fine call me a geek but it's one of those sites that keeps you updated on the cool stuffs. Oh and they have a great sense of sarcasm. If you don't want to be left out in the race, keep this website on your bookmark and enjoy the daily updates.
Great for: People who are really bored, people who understand internet culture and people who needs good updates on the pop list.

Link 2: I-am-bored: This website compiles awesome stuff found around the net daily. Their collection includes games, funny stuff, howtos and what is popular on the net. Not all of its contents is awesome but the "Popular today" and the rating system helps find ones that are good. Oh and it keeps you informed on what's in and what's not (on the net)
Great for: Link name is self-explanatory.

Link 3: Onemanga: Most of my readers already know this website but for those who doesn't, it's a great place for manga. It has one of the most extensive collection of that form of entertainment and the navigation system is really easy to use. Oh and the search really helps in finding Mangas that suits you.
Great for: Otakus and Manga-lovers

Link 3: Explosm!: Explosm. A heaven for the mature mind. They have an awesome daily comic, Cyanide and Happiness, that features cynical humor. Oh, their 15 flash animations is great too. A great way to pamper yourself is by reading from the first comic until the current one. Good daily read.
Great for: People who understand cruel humor, Sadists

Link 4: Facebook: Who doesn't know and love facebook. Its extensive range of games and friend's new years' pictures to comment on, you can spend hours on this websites without realizing that you're a nerd. Oh and the fact that strangers DO accept your friend request makes it really great for stalking.
Great for: Camwhores, People with too much friends, People with no friends.

Link 5: Cracked: "America's only humour and video site since 1958". They started out as a magazine and is now a pretty big website. Don't miss the Monthly (?) photoshop competition and Daily updates and craptions. Their list is one of the most awesome ones. Such as this. Wicked childish humour too.
Great for: Pop culture geeks, People who enjoy lists.

Link 6: Snopes: Urban Legends reference page. Ever heard of a myth that you don't know it's true? Ever had a chainmail that says that MSN's gonna make you pay for their mail if you don't pass on this message? Well those stuff might not be true. With sturdy facts and inference, this website finds out whether a myth you saw on the net was true or not.
Great for: Everybody. Especially mythbusters fans.

Link 7: File2HD: Ever wanted that special something from a website but they don't let you right click? This website allows you to download all the medias in the website. But unless you get permission from the owner it's illegal, so don't get caught o:
Great for: Music nazis.

Link 8: Top 10 Kid: Another "list" website. It has some funny lists. Some. ._.
Great for: Bored kids

Link 9 : Geek Lite: Nothing geek there. But they DO have great facts and howto videos sourced from other websites. Oh and the pictures they have are funny. Some of them. Why am I writing less and less?
Great for: Everyone. DYI-people.

Link 10: Trick Magic: Want to impress someone? Get a load of this trick website. Mostly card tricks though. Great for beginners and intermediate magicians.
Great for: Showoffs, magicians. (But they're both practically the same thing)

Link 11: oddee: Another list websites. They don't update so often, maybe like once every three days. Have a list of quirky stuff and amazing stuff. Kind of like Ripley's but not so scary.
Great for: People who like weird stuffs.

Link 12: Jackass: You know that MTV series that sadly ended? Yeah, they have a website. And they update it oftenly. Great behind the scenes, sketches and awesome videos.
Great for: MTV fans, Jackass fans, Explosm fans

Link 13: Uphaa: More lists yay! But it's not really lists. It's more of a facts website. Updates around daily. Really good read, especially the fact that it's got a big archive of facts!
Great for: Fact crazies, Scientists, Bored people.

Link 14: Saturdaymorningbreakfastcereal: That's not the real name though. They actually have spaces in their name. I put it that way because with spaces, it would be longer. This daily webcomic is one notch above explosm. I posted one of their comics in one of my previous posts. Their style is more of a caption. But still, for the mature mind who understands REAL humor.
Great for: Cool people, People who laughs at death's face.

Link 15: Talking Cock: Singapore's first satirical humor website. So called. Great poke of fun at Singapore culture and Goverment. I mean Gahmen. The WE THE CITIZENS section is the best I think. But, depends on where you grow up.
Great for: Singaporeans who reads the newspaper.

Link 16: Dr McNinja: Corny humor, webcomic style. Mouseover the pictures and see comments about the current comic. A good webcomic with awesome art
Great for: Manga fans. Superhero comic fans.

Link 17: Youtube: Hey guess what? You don't know what's going on in youtube. AT ALL. Whatever you watched there is not even a gazillionth of what there is so search for something new like smosh ;D
Great for: Everyone. Oh mostly perverts cause Youtube's technically the whole internet. Which is FOR PORN.

Link 18: Zuza fun: Website full of beautiful and unique images.
Great for: REALLY BORED people.

Link 19: Games Radar: Whoa finally something for the Game addicts. Ever wanted to see the real meaning of gaming? Here it is. :D
Great for: Gamers, pop culture freaks.

Link 20: Those Aren't Muskets: The best webvideo site in the whole internet. Could keep you entertained for hours. Especially the fact that Michael Swaim, their packleader, is a writer on Cracked.com. Check out their sketches, super funny!
Great for: Everyone :D

Oh well, that's all for today. I shall post more of these things in the future. Oh by the way, I'm REALLY BORED. So talk to me on MSN. I don't care what you say. Bleeghsch BE JEALOUS O:

Monday, October 27, 2008

[link]

Hohoho.

Logged into dA after like, a million years. I knew I shouldn't have.

I'd loev to pour all my grief into this post but that's not what this blog is for. That's my pillow's job.




:D
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Currently, life is totally boring me. Hohoho.
I went to Thishanth's house cause he invited me. For deeeepavali. Lol I met Tamim on the way. He was wearing checkered shirt and school pants. Somewhere near my destination, he ran towards my part of the train and grabbed the pole, spun around it once and exited the MRT. Like. What the hell man?

Oh and there was this picture perfect girl sitting in front of me. I swear her looks itself could melt faces. In a good way.

Lol, Thishanth's younger brother was swearing all the time. He was ten.










you know what? I can't do this.
sorry people I must stop using the internet now before I depress myself any further. ;)
I don't love you...♪♫

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Totally bored and useless.

Ok I have nothing to post. I mean seriously.

So I shall post another kamehameha photoshop.
IN MOTION.

o:
starring my brother.
It might take a while to load. D:
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lol I hate it when I have nothing to blog about. And when I have too much time on my hands and no good blog to read.


sorry people. I really have nothing going on in my mind right now except ELEVATOR MUSIC.
Which is a part of the withdrawal syptoms. DAMN YOU AWESOME BLOGGER. D<

KAAA MEEE HAAA MEEE

HAAAAAAAA


Ok lol.

Around None of the people who reads my blog knows I'm a Dragonball junkie. I spend so much time playing the game these days that I think I know more lines from the game rather than lines I'm supposed to remember. A.k.a lyrics. I hate your kind, lyrics. I hope you choke and die so that I don't have to memorize you anymore. No, let's take a simpler step and just STEP DOWN AS THE LEAD SINGER ALREADY ALIF.

Ok I digressed a bit. So I was reading Kenneth Chiang's blog (link at the bottom of the blog or something) and saw him photoshopping a lightsaber. Then I thought "Why don't I do KameHameHa?". So there it is. Oh, it's kind of a small scale version. Considering that it is 1:11 AM RIGHT NOW AND I JUST DRANK THREE CUPS OF TEA.

DAMN I'M ENGLISH.
So there it is. My cup, my phone, a bunch of tissues and a lamely photoshopped Kamehameha.

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EDIT: After seeing it for the 15th time, I finally conclude that it looks more like a rasengan rather than a kamehameha charging.

DAMMIT I'M SUCH A DORK.

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EDITEDIT: Oh, I made another one. This one a much proper kamehameha

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Blog Win?

You know how those sports car could get from 0 to 60 in 2 seconds flat?
Well my blog could go from 400+ to 500 in a few days. Managed to capture the 499th viewer. Thanks a lot faithful readers! Although around 50 of it came from google searches like "ACJC ASEAN meet" and "Phineas Ferb", I'm still happy cause it took me don'tknowhowmanymonths to reach 400.

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I normally oppose posting youtube videos in my blog 'cause it takes a ridiculous amount of time to load, but this is an exception. It's too awesome. Any star Wars nerd would get it.

"I've got the best co-pilot....Chewbroccoli"
Meh, stop with the quotings, here comes.... (Grocery) STORE WARS





Oh, I gtg. I need to slam my face on the wall to prevent withdrawal syptoms. |:

Friday, October 24, 2008

McDonalds fail

I was surfing through I-am-bored.com just now and saw a link to this article


Real food is perishable. With time, it begins to decay. It’s a natural process, it just happens. Beef will rot, bread will mold. But what about a McDonald’s burger? Karen Hanrahan saved a McDonald’s burger from 1996 and, oddly enough, it looks just as “appetizing” and “fresh” as a burger you might buy today. Is this real food?

You would have to walk 7 hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fries and Big Mac. Even indulging in fast food as an occasional treat is a recipe for weight gain...unless you're planning to hit each treadmill in the treadmill bay afterwards.

Containing less fat, salt and sugar, your pet’s food may be healthier than what they serve at McDonald’s.

In 2007, the employees of an Orlando-area McDonald's were caught on camera pouring milk into the milkshake machine out of a bucket labeled "Soiled Towels Only." That particular restaurant had already been cited for 12 different sanitary violations. Though McDonald's proudly stands by its safety standards, and not every restaurant has such notorious incidents, the setting of a fast food restaurant staffed with low-paid employees at a high turnover rate arguably encourages bending the rules. (McDonald's isn't alone in this, of course - Burger King is actually ranked as the dirtiest of all the fast food chains.)

McDonald’s supports the destruction of the Amazon rainforest. Much of the soy-based animal feed used to fatten fast-food chickens is grown in the Amazon. Are those chicken nuggets really worth acres of irreplaceable trees? (Especially considering how important carbon sinks like the rainforest are to halt global warming!) Fast food supports a completely unsustainable system of agriculture. It's cruel to animals, unhealthy for humans, and bad for the planet.

Even Prince Charles, while touring a diabetes center in the United Arab Emirates, commented that banning McDonald’s is key to health and nutrition. Don't let the salads and chicken breasts fool you. The "chicken" at McDonald's, by the way, comes with a whole lot more than chicken.

As if feeding children high-fat, high-sodium, low-nutrition “food” weren't bad enough, some Happy Meals in 2006 contained toy Hummers. It’s as if McDonald’s was encouraging a whole generation of kids not only to guzzle food, but to guzzle gas as well. Would you like a few barrels of petroleum with that?

The processed fat in McDonald’s food (and other fast food) promotes endothelial dysfunction for up to 5 hours after eating the meal. Endothelial tissue is what lines the inside of blood vessels.

For those who enjoy sex, take note: erectile dysfunction is connected to endothelial dysfunction. Morgan Spurlock of Super Size Me commented that his normally healthy sexual function deteriorated in just one month when he ate only food from McDonald’s. Even his girlfriend commented on camera that “he’s having a hard time, you know, getting it up.”

How many cows does it take to keep the world loaded with Big Macs? I had to do a some research and a little math, but according to a brief video inside one of McDonald’s 6 meat processing plants, about 500,000 pounds of beef is processed per day, per plant. If an average beef cow weighs 1,150 pounds, that means 2609 cows a day are turned into burgers. That’s 952,285 cows per year. And that’s just in the United States. Eating a hamburger may not be worse than driving a Hummer, but it's bad. One hamburger patty does not necessarily come from one cow. Think about that. You're eating bits of hundreds of cows.

Maybe you just pop in for an inexpensive latte. Watch out for the caramel syrup (Sugar, water, fructose, natural (plant source) and artificial flavor, salt, caramel color (with sulfites), potassium sorbate (preservative), citric acid, malic acid) or the chocolate drizzle (Corn syrup, water, hydrogenated coconut oil, high fructose corn syrup, glycerin, nonfat milk, cocoa, cocoa (processed with alkali), food starch-modified, disodium phosphate, potassium sorbate (preservative), xanthan gum, artificial flavor (vanillin), salt, soy lecithin). Please don't put that stuff into your body. Eat healthy cheap food instead - you can be well and still save cash.


Are you a vegetarian with a French fry craving? You better skip McDonald’s because their fries actually contain milk (and wheat) and though they’re fried in vegetable oil, the oil is flavored with beef extract. (McDonald's famously misled customers for years.)

Do you want high blood pressure? Hit the drive-through. Eating a McDonald’s chicken sandwich (any of ‘em, take your pick) will give you about 2/3 of the recommended daily amount of sodium. And if you actually do have high blood pressure, that’s way more than you really need.

Finally unveiled: the secret of the Big Mac’s “secret sauce.”

Soybean oil, pickle relish [diced pickles, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, vinegar, corn syrup, salt, calcium chloride, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate (preservative), spice extractives, polysorbate 80], distilled vinegar, water, egg yolks, high fructose corn syrup, onion powder, mustard seed, salt, spices, propylene glycol alginate, sodium benzoate (preservative), mustard bran, sugar, garlic powder, vegetable protein (hydrolyzed corn, soy and wheat), caramel color, extractives of paprika, soy lecithin, turmeric (color), calcium disodium EDTA (protect flavor).


Yum. Cheap oil and cheap syrup. Many people depend upon cheap food such as the sort offered at McDonald's, whether due to the economic conditions we currently face or low incomes. So shouldn't we be examining regulations that subsidize corn syrup but consider fruits and vegetables - the building blocks of a healthy body and green planet - to be "speciality" crops? Shouldn't we be promoting urban gardening, community gardens and spreading information about low-cost farmers' markets and CSAs? And focusing on the abundant choices of cheap food that are tasty and green?

Still not convinced? Maybe this 1970s trip through McDonaldland will give you enough nightmares to keep your loved ones away forever.


Sign up for the RSS feed so you can stay in the know about fast food restaurants - McDonald's isn't the only one to avoid.


Source: Ecosalon

Death is here

Here it is. Death. Right before my eyes.
I thought it would never happen to me.
It could never happen to me.

How could it happen.
I have done nothing wrong.

Something feared by many is now right in front of me.























Lol, drama much?
So today I tried to switch on my 360, which just came back from the repair center, and discovered that it had three red rings around the power button, A.K.A, the red ring of death.
Dammit must send to Microsoft.

Anyone's got alternatives?

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Rad

YOU SIR ARE TOTALLY RAD.
BECAUSE YOU ARE SO RAD I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH ONE WISH.
:D

Nobody these days seems to be as cool as this. I mean, who the hell these days go up to random people and shout "I'm gonna hunt you down and kick your pets" while holding a butcher knife? NOBODY. Geez I don't wanna sound whiny but I miss the days where people could actually say what they wanted to. But now even TV shows are censored just because 9/11 happened.

Nobody gets to speak up freely these days. Note the keyword, freely. There MUST be rules everywhere you go. That one time I was about to post the "The Black Parade" poster on the so called somethingboardwhichnameIhaveforgotten. Oh look, the paper must be of A5 size and must have your contact number on it. Oh so it's "Contact Alif at 91****** to get a copy". No I want them to buy it themselves. I'm not their slave. Dammit.

Besides, to start taking over the world, you must take over yourself first. So I shall start with myself. Get the hell out of that chair and compose something real. Something that is not written on guitar pro. Something that if you want to engrave it digitally you must actually record it. I must start writing REAL music.

After I saw somebody listening to Pug Jelly on MSN (Hint hint Mrs Fiancee), I decided to look for it cause the name sounded familiar. Their come home soon wouldn't be something that could be written on some program. To get a real song you must hold the guitar on your hand and feel it. Sometimes, it just comes to you. Oh and after reading that Slash interview, I realized that I was making songs for myself and not for the band. To make a song for the band, I must sit together with them. I must play with them. I must complete it with them. Because everyone's got a special style and if we keep doing it in my style, woah buddy we're gonna sound like dragonforce.

This post is the most boring post ever cause it's a rant, but I'm glad I got it out of my chest.


Now who's up for some pet kicking?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Stop

I have this sudden urge to create a blog post for no reason.

Just wanted to post.
Whoever's reading this, please turn away and close this window because this kind of posts had driven away many people, making them cry as if onions were surrounding them.

Please stop.


You yeah you. You know who you are. Admit it, you're gonna die soon. I'm gonna take your life. Ha. Ha. Ha.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I LOVE

YOU.


no not really.


I LOVE CRUEL HUMOR.



Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic


That comic was epic win.

Hahaha that guy's dead pan face deserves an oscar.


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Life is sometimes just ridiculous.
Remember my post about ridiculous stuff, and how the internet spell check is like ridiculous?

Here's another one

I've got top in class.


For PE theory.

lol fail. Oh and JohnLee got a commendatory award for scouts and Ryan's got an award for Red Cross. They're in Choir and soccer, respectively.

Meh, sometimes the school just phails and you get more than you need.

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I don't know why but I don't feel like posting today. I shall post the Second part of the blog thingy tomorrow. No, scratch that, Friday.


Tuesday, October 21, 2008

No one, no one who cares.



This picture is Epic Win.

Vote for NOBODY
NOBODY
will keep election promises.
NOBODY will listen to your concerns.
NOBODY will help the poor and unemployed.
NOBODY cares!
If NOBODY is elected, things will be better for everyone NOBODY TELLS THE TRUTH.

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http://www.pyzam.com/tictactoe
I don't know why I like to post pictures so much. Maybe since I discovered the "add an image from the web" button, I figured that I didn't need to save the pictures to my computer.

Have you ever wanted to know why nobody reads your blog?
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HOW TO WRITE A GOOD BLOG PART I
written by a man dressed in Drag

I don't usually write philosophical like this. If you want to see philosophical, here's the perfect place to go to. Trust me there are LOADS of those thoughts of life that even a complex organism like me never even considered.

DOs AND DON'Ts
To find out what makes a blogpost more favored than another, first I must start with myself. I usually visit Choir Member's blog and someotherpersonI'mkindastalkingsoIdon'twantthatpersontoknowi'mreadingtheirblog's blog. I usually skip:
  • UnParagraphed and Super long posts
  • Whiny posts
  • Depressive talks that only talks about themselves
  • Things I'm not interested in
  • Bad Language (As in Grammar and Spelling)
  • A lot of abbreviations (Lol, lmao and btw is alright but things like dun or hav is not)
  • Song lyrics
  • Diss posts
  • MSN chat copies.
  • Poetic Posts (Urgh!)
And I'm unusually attracted to posts with
  • Pictures
  • Posts that involves me/mentions me
  • Good Grammar and spelling (And not by spellchecks!)
  • Humor/Light hearted posts
  • Brief conversations
  • Things of Similar interest
  • Positive posts (But not TOO positive)
But each human is special. They might have a slight interest in dark stuff or whatever. I mean, figuratively. So it might differ slightly between each person, but definitely, everyone is interested in posts that could be understood and posts that have them in it.

HONORABLE MENTIONS
If you mention someone in your blogpost, the reader would feel kinda' special in a way. But only when you are in a neutral or positive in that mention. If you were dissing that person of course it would only drive them away. Maybe that feeling appeared because you knew that that person acknowledges you and that now your name is displayed out to his or her friends.

PICTURES
Posts with pictures also attracts attention because it gives the reader visual stimuli, especially if the picture is funny or special. But there is a limit to what kind of picture that actually interest the reader. Statistical graphs about their blogs are good examples of these. This blog is an example of one with frequent (good) pictures posts.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS
First impression matters. If your blog's skin is horribly done, it would impact the chance of the potential readers to read your whole post. Not really the graphics but the layout problems such as small posting space. Here's an example (Alex's blog). Oh and music counts as first impression too. Auto playing music is a reader's worst enemy, even if the song is their favorite. Hidden music players is even worse. There is this one time I went to a blog for the first time and there was this music playing but I couldn't find the music player. Naturally, I closed the tab \:

One of the blog that gave me a good first impression was this one.
And here's one that looked boring at first but was interesting when you actually read it.

PUBLICITY
You need publicity to get people to actually KNOW you exist. Go to blogs and say "link" or advertise creatively or ask your friend to ask their readers to visit your blog. Best way is to contact your target audience directly and ask them to read you blog.
LANGUAGE
Language is important. Language defines what rank you are at in the blogging universe. if u pst smth like dis, most prolly ppl wun read ur psts. Or maybe you aciddentally spalled soemthing worngly, poepl wont' read yuor blog. Being good in spelling and grammar makes it easier to read. There is a reason why big websites don't use abbreviations on most occasion, rite? Irregardless (inside joke) of what state of mind you're in, make sure you know the difference between your and you're. Here's one with good language youse (with occasional singlish for impact).

POST ROUTINELY

Blogging is like fishing. You cast your line every day, but you don't know how many fishes you would get. Blogging daily and on time gives you more chance of grabbing a reader. NOBODY wants to read a post that is like, what, 3 weeks old. And don't disappoint your usual readers. You WILL gain some and lose some in the process but when you're dead, there are some who stick with you to the end. So these frequent readers of your blog would be disappointed if you didn't post for a day. But sometimes you may want to surprise them and take a break 'cause when you post again, they will be relieved subconsciously. Routine poster: here.

BE FAMILIAR WITH THE NET

Last but not least in this part one is the pop culture reference. Pop stands for popular, so pop culture means popular culture. The internet LOVES pop culture. Proof? Viral videos everywhere, LOLCATS, wikipedia parody and Celebrity blogs. If you manage to pin down what your readers and other readers like, you might just be one of the greater blogger in the community. Also, most people who blogs would have already known at least 25% of the viral videos that the writer wrote. Why do you think Perez Hilton got famous?




I shall write in two parts because I would be a hypocrite if I didn't :D


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That took me quite a long time to write. I may not be the perfect blogger but at least I can blog.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Oh dear me.

I never really trusted wikipedia.

But I hope it's true.



The Black Parade.

1,696,969 records sold.


PURE
BULLSHAMS.


This proves that the credibility of Wikis are quite.






low.
FACEPALM PLZ
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Hours of fun!

Geez I have this weird stomach pain thing but nothing will come out.




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You know recently with this halloween coming, I'm seeing a hell lot of zombie stuff in the net. Especially on Cracked.com They were posting zombie stuff like crazy. I think it's not fair. Zombies are cool, you know but give those vampires a little love. Oh, oh and the pirates too...



Dammit No one's reading my blog anymore.










READ.
MY.
BLOG.

or else, this will soon be you.





Don't worry it's a cake.

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2008 SA2 Test results

Mother Tongue: 58.5/80 (A1)
Chemistry: 26/35 (A2)
Biology: 27/35 (A1)
Physics: 28/35 (A1)
English: 32/50 (B4)
Geography: 53/80 (B3)
Art: 60/100 (B4)
Home Economics: 74/100 (A2)

Lmfao somehow, I have 3 Bs in here. I did the best in class for mother tongue but sadly my sucky marks for my daily work pulled me down like ALOT.

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I think The makers of the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal are geniuses. Just like the people who make Cyanide & Happiness.
But less safe for work.

I mean it's not their art that's really special. They have a special style you know. Everyone's got a special style. Their's is the caption at the bottom of the comic. They have that a lot.
















Whoever didn't get that must be a robot drone who does not have emotions installed into their system.

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I went to ACJC just now for some ASEAN talk. It was really a talk about the ASEAN community by the Secretary guy of ASEAN. Erm If I can remember his name it's...Surin Pitsuwan. What appaled me was: The classes that got chosen to go were sports classes or in my case, half sport class. 2G and my class were half sports class and 1F and 3B was full sports. I don't know why the hell did they choose these classes for an ASEAN class.

So there was this like quiz thingy where 3 represantative of each school (ACJC, Cedar Girls and VS) have to answer ASEAN-related questions. VS was totally OWNED. Like, in the first half, they were like losing by 20 points to everyone but the second half they were only behind by 10 points. Lmfao.

Oh and while waiting to go into the auditorium (which was COLD), I managed to collect jokes from people (and myself).

[Sameer]: Why are the X-Men all gay
[Me]: Why?
[Sameer]: Because they were EX men.

I tried to pull it off but they thought jokes I told was lame, so I tricked them.

Oh I got this from Friends
[Me]: Hey, Thishanth, wanna play the shadow game?
[Thishanth]: What shadow game?
[Me]: What shadow game?
[Thishanth]: Huh?
[Me]: Huh?

and so on.

That was Fifty percent skill and Zero percent dignity.

Oh and Thishanth was like, rating girls so he told me to tell him if I saw any nice one.
[Me]: Thishanth, Three o' clock (you know, East)
[Thishanth]: -Looks at watch- Huh whaddavack? Three o' clock?
[Alex]: The direction lah you dong.

Oh and then Alex cracked a joke.
[Guy 1]: "Enemies approaching at two o' clock"
[Guy 2]: " So what do we do until then?"

Oh and the Unisex joke from Friends
I shall tell it like I remember it.

[Rachel]: It's Unisex (talking about a bag)
[Joey]: No YOU need sex
[Rachel]: No, Joey, U-N-I sex

Geddit?
Geddit?
You just don't get it.

Now I'm angry...







































Sunday, October 19, 2008

Stealing

"I don't want to catch any of you stealing"

...



"So better run quick"

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Sometime ago, the principal mentioned about stealing. That quote above was said after a boy was reported stealing and the boy told him. And that lame joke afterward was made by yours truly, while pretending to cough but was muttering those four words softly to Thishanth right beside me.

I think stealing is a bad thing you know. I mean, how desperate must you be to take something that is not yours. Dude, just wait one day and rob. Robbing is different from stealing. Stealing, like how its name sounds like, is stealthy. Robbing, without any relation to its name, is loud and usually involves guns and plans that takes days to figure out. That, my dear, is the difference between robbing and stealing.

Have you realized that I sounded serious? I sound serious, but I'm not. Just like this guy. Talking about stealing, I had this thought today. If somebody offer you something "free", don't you feel like taking everything? Like, "Here's some pie. Take it. It's free". FOR GOODNESS SAKE IT'S PIE. But your manners and the etiquette they taught you in school made you take one and say "Thank You". If I were you, I would take that pie and hide in a corner of some slum. THEN we'll eat it. While feeding the rats. Don't you feel good after doing a good deed?

I don't know why but I'm posting a lot of words in a paragraph today. Ok nevermind. So my mom forced me to go to IKEA with her and the family. I don't really like shopping for furnitures cause as long as it feels good, it's good. Now slowly drift away from your sick thoughts and get back to reading my blog. So in IKEA you get these forms and measuring tapes and pencils and everything right? Well so I was bored and decided to grab a pencil on every two posts that I see. You see, that's not really stealing. It's more of a, taking more than you need kind of thing you know?

So I was taking pencils one by one while humming the James Bond theme. Trust me it REALLY REALLY helps. Kinda makes the whole situation more spy-ish. Those semitone transitions is really heavenly.

The result?


That's 10 pencils!
which means 20 posts.

Actually there are more than that but those staffs were huge and scary so I decided to hide and stop humming.

It's not stealing, it's reducing resources!

Oh and after that, I went to the toilet and see whether the staff were as dumb as the ones Obama has.

So I pretended to call someone and ask for their number. And asked for a pencil from the cashier. Sure enough, they gave me. Around 5 minutes later, I did it again. And they gave me two. Lmfao. Of course I returned those. I don't want a pencil wet with water I just used to wash my hands in my pocket.

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Somebody give me a bucket.
I have this sudden urge to write a review.

But I think I'll delay it. What's the worst that could happen if I keep on procrastinating like this? Nothing. Right?....

ridiculous

You know what I hate most?
Not finding the right word to use.

I was about to write ridiculousinism, but sadly it's not a real word. But what the heck.

You know what's so ridiculousinismistic about my blog? 25 of the visitor in the past day (25/40) came from a single google search. You know what they searched? Phineas Ferb. Guess which countries they come from? Indonesia, France, Chile, Norway, US and Italy. Omfg great now little foreign kids read my blog just cause I did a guitar cover for Phineas and Ferb.

That is total ridiculousinismismistilyness.
If that is a real word.


you know what's cool a bout ridiculousinismismistilyness? Firefox's spell check doesn't think it's wrong cause it's so damn wrong and doesn't mean a thing. I hate spell checks 'cause it doesn't cancel out long and wrong words like ridiculousinismismistilyness or nonsencicalisticisimmallysymphonications.

That was pure random Cr*p and I hope you enjoyed it.

:D

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Ttly fr srsly


I never get Aaron's metaphors.

lmfao random

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You see that phineas and ferb cover down there at the previous post? Apparently, it's got a comment by one of the 'creator' accounts on youtube. You know one of those account that people made just to waste a perfectly good screenname / to get through age verification limit so that they could do totally immoral things? (You go to his page and see the 'About Me' Section. It reads:"I'm 14, not 28". Oh, yeah it's SO easy to make a mistake in the registering process)Totally unrelated picture

Yeah, sadly the vid only got 40 views in 1 day, which is kinda sad. D:

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I've been watching friends too much lately. You know, grab a cuppa tea and sit in front of the computer and watch the videos your dad bought last night before he even get to open it from the casing? No I don't do that. Well, not on purpose that is. Now I'm watching like random seasons, now at season seven.


Here's a proof that I've been watching a lot.Self Portrait: 18th October 2008

No, I'm serious. That is what my belly button looks like.


idiots.


So here's a clips from season aide (Which I'm currently looking at). 8D




[Rachel]:And we did not watch Dr. Domealittle
[Joey]:*Facial appearance changes*I was told the name of the movie would not appear in the bill.

Lol LeBlanc's acting is like damn cool lor. I bet he could defeat any guy in an acting contest.


Friday, October 17, 2008

G Sharp D Sharp Cee

Hohoho.
As you know, I am sick. And Being sick sucks.
I was supposed to have INTERCLASS GAMES today but I was too sick to come to school.
I missed out on all the fun I could have D;

So today before going for friday prayers, I accompanied my brothers to collect some toys 'r us voucher thing they won in The Atrium. So went up to the fourth floor and they had this pretty rad office. You know what? MTV's office and Nickelodeon's office is in the same, erm, office. So after my mum and brothers left, I was like

"Could you pass me information about the A7x concert?"

They were like no, you're not authorized.
Evil MTV receptionist, you shall feel my anger D<
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After 10 long minutes of figuring out how to play this, here is phineas and ferb theme by me.

Missed the last note dammit. Oh and 0:39 I was like reaching down on the fretboard cause my mind's out of it.


Lmfao I took like, what 3 tries to get it right. Oh and the first part is cut off cause of stupid mac's inability to record while the window's closed. Why does that sound wrong?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Grrrr

grrr.
Grrr.


Grr.

I don't know why but I have this sudden urge to start a webcomic. Maybe Daily. Maybe once every two days. Hmm.

I don't know hmm. But I think posting it here in blogger would be kinda useless so I need to...

PUBLICIZE


Oh and I'm gonna need a title for it.
Something that's nice..
Something that's cute..

but cynical at the same time. >D


Here's an example of an old comic I did.
Really old one. Oh and only The Office fans will get it.
;D

ok fine it kinda sucks but hey I've improved!

Gosh my mind's messed up. Stupid bacterial attack.