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Haven't blogged in a long time. Just watched transformers 2 with choir people just now.
Really lazy to post, and I'm supposed to be doing physics right now. So here's a piece of mind.


Advertising plays a large part in a company's success and especially in the food company. Also so as not to waste money, the advertising done must be good and eye catching, possibly a catchy tune on tv (like the five dollar footlong from subway). So smart companies have been devising a way to attract attention to a particular product and accentuating what's so good about it (reduced price, new method of cooking). So here are a group of people assigned to make an ad about Burger King's new product, the new long sandwich. What can they do?

So they narrow down their options. A song? Nah, subway's already done that. Hmm.. an action figure? No, too McDonalds. What about an ad on tv that shows how it's made and how it's really 'fresh'. Nah, too KFC. So they cancelled out those options. One of the people in the group strikes an idea. What is popular?

Now they thought and they thought, and one person finally said. "Sex sells". As the fast food market in Singapore is mostly attended by teenagers, they decided that this was a smart idea. So they bumped up the burger from a 10 cm burger to a 7 incher. Since you know...some things are 7 inch long. Insert a few words such as "Long" and "juicy" and add a supposedly innocent "It'll BLOW your mind away", to get past the media authority. And bam! The Super Seven Incher is born. Wait. Something's missing though...

Ah yes since sex sells, why not add a hot girl donned like a prostitute. Give her a surprised look to show how long that thing, I mean burger, is. Yeah that'd be perfect. Oh and don't show where the burger's coming from nudgenudge winkwink.

And that is how seemingly "innocent" advertisments and products can be turned into vicious images that promotes the activity of obtaining pleasure orally.



















































Yummy. Shows how horny Singapore is.


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EDIT: I was random surfing just now, and it seems that I-am-bored.com agrees that it's a bit obvious.

uhh

Wanted to post yesterday but instead researched on playing cards.
Sorry for the no post.

Here's a question for all you bible readers out there





































Answer? He looked at his watch.

Holy Shyatz Alif Posted

hello world.

A lot of things has happened after my last (real) post, including handover. So let's start with that.
Handover was unexpected, was kinda surprised when they announced that that saturday was handover. Somehow I think the previous one was bigger, I mean grand since there was so much hype beforehand and all the "Tomorrow's a special day!" announcement by all the comm members. Don't think anybody expected that day to be handover. So after Ms Lau told the new comm about stuff they should and should not do (Likeen, don't influence Jonathan Loh), I went to Ryan to get some "advice". He was there with tingzhou.

[Ryan]: The only thing you need to know is to learn how to slack.

grrrhhh. I don't think so. Haha. I like working I don't know why. Like tiny little things like actually arranging scores alphabetically. Maybe with me acting all OCD and stuff, Records Manager is the right post for me.

Read the comm meeting book. I'm supposed to be vicechair? Hahahaha.

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A lot of friends from Indonesia has been visiting me this past week. But me having no friends, 'A lot of friends' means two of them. One is sleeping in my house and the other just visited for like 5 hours.

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After choir prac on thursday, went out with Justin, Douglas, JChia, YaoSheng and Rifdi to parkway. Ate macs there and after that yaosheng left. Then we went to inQbox inAbox (Thanks yougene) to buy cards. Haha Reef bought one 'Mirror' deck and I got 'Smoke'. They're like opposite colors. His is majority black while mine is white. I also bought a seconds deck, like defunct cards. I opened it and saw one of them ripped. Oh well, what d'you expect from $4.50

Then followed Rifdi to Simlim tower to buy his wires and jack. For some reason, after all the walking, I felt unusually tired. As in, really tired. That kind of feeling you have after a long run while you're fasting. Grrr. Went home and ripped Siamese Dream into my comp. It's a really awesome album. I mean, nothing can top heavy guitars and whiny singing. Nothing I tell you.

Go listen to Mayonaise by Smashing Pumpkins. It's genius.



To Jonteo: The reason I've not been posting is 'cause there's nothing to post about.

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Now for some refreshing picture.



IT'S JUSTIN, THE DOG-RIDING MONKEY!

Not gonna post, lazy. I'm all alone at home. I wanna play cards with people.

Thanks to eugene for buying me Siamese Dream, ripping it into my computer right now.

Now time for a picture.


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Makes you all warm inside init?