So, how Asian are you?
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia (Nay! Netherlands o:)
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race (Damn shiz)
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea (And How does this make us Asian?)
X's so far: 5
[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster (The Second one)
[x] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[ ] You've seen the Asian version of The Ring/The Grudge
X's so far: 10
[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] Your parents own an asian car (Hyundai)
[x] You're not the only child
[ ] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do (zomgduh)
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted.
[x] You can do the Rubik's cube (Ditto the Lemon tea One)
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house (YOU PEOPLE ARE PSYCHIC)
[x] You play video games/computer games (Who doesn't?)
X's so far: 16
[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home (I hate this)
[x] You have karaoke at home (ssshh....)
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console (duh)
[x] You play a musical instrument (And this makes us asian cause....)
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[X]You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
X's so far: 23
[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[x] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is (Out of curiosity, I googled it. And found out that it's one of those photo booths. So I got to put an x here D;)
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
X's so far: 29
[x] You know what bok choy is
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have a tutor or used to
[X] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[ ] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" (The. Exact. Opposite)
[ ] You like pho
[x] You play the piano
[x] When your parents are yelling at you they repeat what they already said
[x] Your parents watch shows or movies from the country they are from
[x] You can do math in your head
[x] You actually tie your shoe laces instead of tucking them in your shoes
[ ] You have chinky eyes.
Total X's: 37
Your total x 2 = 74% Asian.
Apparently I'm only 7 points more Asian than Kristie. Read that? ONLY.
Oh remember that book "scouts in bondage"? Here's another book your mom hid in the closet...
Now you know why she takes so long in the toilet.EWEWEWEWEW.
Quick, robin, to the BATMOBILE.
(Oh and btw those awesome book covers are found by Ben Dannison, who is a writer at Cracked.com. So if you want to see more of these awfully horrendous books, visit "The 13 Most Baffling Book Titles")
