Do Ants Have Arseholes?

Hohoho.

It's been a long time since I blogged about normal life. By normal life I mean not stealing from other websites.

Two days ago, friday, me and a group of sec twos went to parkway to check prices. So me, Johnlee, Leekin, Joshua Chia and JonPhua went to Fairprice while Rifdi and the scumbags (lol) went to Giant.

In fairprice, this woman went to us and was like "there are frozen food on the ground level". Like shoo-ing us. We were like ok. So we went down and found stuff we wanted. The whole way, Joshua was making sick jokes. Then him and I went up to search for mashed potatoes. We narrowed it down to Betty Crockers and Mr Mash (brand names o:).
Mr Mash:"99% real potato"
LOLOLOLOLOL.
And betty crockers, which looked less disgusting in the product pic, was 100% real potato. So we picked that. Oh and on saturday practice, JonPhua was like. "So what's the other 1%?"

XD

Then we went to Borders while waiting for Rifdi's group to return. We saw Robin and a few of his friends there. Then Joshua showed JohnLee a book he was reading while waiting for us after Tenor 1-on-1s. (Which is like two hours). "I -heart- Sex", which was filled with sick jokes. And pictures.

And then likeen and me found a book called zombie survival guide, and also the title book, "Do ants have arseholes?" From the back of the zombie book, there is a "Top Ten lessons" Here's what they say.

Organize before they rise!

They feel no fear, why should you?

Use your head; cut of theirs.

Blades don't need reloading

Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair

Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

get out of the car, get onto the bike.

Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

No place is safe, only safer

The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Lol real cool.
So the next day after practice, I went to buy those two and another book. I swear, REALLY. DAMN. COOL.

So pick your books right.
:D
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