If Any of you are kind enough to remember my birthday (13th of Saptimber), I'd really want presents.
Buy me a chainsaw.
>D
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
Chainsaws are the ultimate beings. Just touching its tip will rip off your arm. Ok. Let's talk about swords. you touch the tip. Nothing happens. Guns. you touch the tip. You shoot. Nothing happens (the tip. not the hole.). Chainsaw. you touch the tip. You switch it on. Your finger is gone.
I WANT A CHAINSAW.
or if you are not daring enough just buy me a fedora hat. Or TF2.
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