Tuesday, October 28, 2008

We suck live

What do I do when I feel down?
Spam music of course!

After what seemed like years, I finally got onto my guitar and played again. Put iTunes on shuffle and just play. It was really fun until one string broke and my middle finger bled. That is so rad.

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Holiday is here!
Nothing to blog about. Oh, yeah, that how to make a good blogpost thing part two. But I guess it doesn't need a part two so tough luck for you.

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srsly, I have nothing to blog about.


LINKGASM TIME.

Dude. Your fat ass have been sitting on your chair for hours and you have been doing nothing but chat and blog surf. Same old stuff. Why don't I share with you my favorite sites that I have on my bookmark. Trust me, I'm pretty mean with websites and only filter ones I enjoy. But your sense of humor might not be the same as mine so don't be hatin'

It's kinda long but really helps you waste your time if you find a website you like O:


ALIF'S TOP 20 BOOKMARKS
Written by a man dressed in drag.


Link 1: Geekologie: Fine call me a geek but it's one of those sites that keeps you updated on the cool stuffs. Oh and they have a great sense of sarcasm. If you don't want to be left out in the race, keep this website on your bookmark and enjoy the daily updates.
Great for: People who are really bored, people who understand internet culture and people who needs good updates on the pop list.

Link 2: I-am-bored: This website compiles awesome stuff found around the net daily. Their collection includes games, funny stuff, howtos and what is popular on the net. Not all of its contents is awesome but the "Popular today" and the rating system helps find ones that are good. Oh and it keeps you informed on what's in and what's not (on the net)
Great for: Link name is self-explanatory.

Link 3: Onemanga: Most of my readers already know this website but for those who doesn't, it's a great place for manga. It has one of the most extensive collection of that form of entertainment and the navigation system is really easy to use. Oh and the search really helps in finding Mangas that suits you.
Great for: Otakus and Manga-lovers

Link 3: Explosm!: Explosm. A heaven for the mature mind. They have an awesome daily comic, Cyanide and Happiness, that features cynical humor. Oh, their 15 flash animations is great too. A great way to pamper yourself is by reading from the first comic until the current one. Good daily read.
Great for: People who understand cruel humor, Sadists

Link 4: Facebook: Who doesn't know and love facebook. Its extensive range of games and friend's new years' pictures to comment on, you can spend hours on this websites without realizing that you're a nerd. Oh and the fact that strangers DO accept your friend request makes it really great for stalking.
Great for: Camwhores, People with too much friends, People with no friends.

Link 5: Cracked: "America's only humour and video site since 1958". They started out as a magazine and is now a pretty big website. Don't miss the Monthly (?) photoshop competition and Daily updates and craptions. Their list is one of the most awesome ones. Such as this. Wicked childish humour too.
Great for: Pop culture geeks, People who enjoy lists.

Link 6: Snopes: Urban Legends reference page. Ever heard of a myth that you don't know it's true? Ever had a chainmail that says that MSN's gonna make you pay for their mail if you don't pass on this message? Well those stuff might not be true. With sturdy facts and inference, this website finds out whether a myth you saw on the net was true or not.
Great for: Everybody. Especially mythbusters fans.

Link 7: File2HD: Ever wanted that special something from a website but they don't let you right click? This website allows you to download all the medias in the website. But unless you get permission from the owner it's illegal, so don't get caught o:
Great for: Music nazis.

Link 8: Top 10 Kid: Another "list" website. It has some funny lists. Some. ._.
Great for: Bored kids

Link 9 : Geek Lite: Nothing geek there. But they DO have great facts and howto videos sourced from other websites. Oh and the pictures they have are funny. Some of them. Why am I writing less and less?
Great for: Everyone. DYI-people.

Link 10: Trick Magic: Want to impress someone? Get a load of this trick website. Mostly card tricks though. Great for beginners and intermediate magicians.
Great for: Showoffs, magicians. (But they're both practically the same thing)

Link 11: oddee: Another list websites. They don't update so often, maybe like once every three days. Have a list of quirky stuff and amazing stuff. Kind of like Ripley's but not so scary.
Great for: People who like weird stuffs.

Link 12: Jackass: You know that MTV series that sadly ended? Yeah, they have a website. And they update it oftenly. Great behind the scenes, sketches and awesome videos.
Great for: MTV fans, Jackass fans, Explosm fans

Link 13: Uphaa: More lists yay! But it's not really lists. It's more of a facts website. Updates around daily. Really good read, especially the fact that it's got a big archive of facts!
Great for: Fact crazies, Scientists, Bored people.

Link 14: Saturdaymorningbreakfastcereal: That's not the real name though. They actually have spaces in their name. I put it that way because with spaces, it would be longer. This daily webcomic is one notch above explosm. I posted one of their comics in one of my previous posts. Their style is more of a caption. But still, for the mature mind who understands REAL humor.
Great for: Cool people, People who laughs at death's face.

Link 15: Talking Cock: Singapore's first satirical humor website. So called. Great poke of fun at Singapore culture and Goverment. I mean Gahmen. The WE THE CITIZENS section is the best I think. But, depends on where you grow up.
Great for: Singaporeans who reads the newspaper.

Link 16: Dr McNinja: Corny humor, webcomic style. Mouseover the pictures and see comments about the current comic. A good webcomic with awesome art
Great for: Manga fans. Superhero comic fans.

Link 17: Youtube: Hey guess what? You don't know what's going on in youtube. AT ALL. Whatever you watched there is not even a gazillionth of what there is so search for something new like smosh ;D
Great for: Everyone. Oh mostly perverts cause Youtube's technically the whole internet. Which is FOR PORN.

Link 18: Zuza fun: Website full of beautiful and unique images.
Great for: REALLY BORED people.

Link 19: Games Radar: Whoa finally something for the Game addicts. Ever wanted to see the real meaning of gaming? Here it is. :D
Great for: Gamers, pop culture freaks.

Link 20: Those Aren't Muskets: The best webvideo site in the whole internet. Could keep you entertained for hours. Especially the fact that Michael Swaim, their packleader, is a writer on Cracked.com. Check out their sketches, super funny!
Great for: Everyone :D

Oh well, that's all for today. I shall post more of these things in the future. Oh by the way, I'm REALLY BORED. So talk to me on MSN. I don't care what you say. Bleeghsch BE JEALOUS O: