Ok went bowling just now and I couldn't resist thinking this.
A person who plays bowling is a bowler.
A person who throws a hook ball is a...
Hooker
So to all you *ahem*, bowlers out there, start throwing straights ;D
EDIT:
Bob of course, was shredding everybody. His skill on the track is matched only by his love of a frothy Coffee Bean Quintuple Espresso. Whenever he whizzed by me, all I could make out was a ghostly streak of black and blue checkered flannel, and the hint of a blonde beard tucked messily into a yellow-jacket helmet. He was a Norse God, sent down from the heavens to strike man asunder. This vision has not yet escaped my nightmares.
Omg taken from mychem's website.
I love that Norse God part. 'Cause I've been thinking about that for a while.