ZOMG

BEST. SMBC. EVER.

Sometimes

This is so cool.




































































































































Awesome kungfu squirrel. Hahaha mama squirrel saving baby squirrel. AWW OF THE DAY MUCH?

CAR.

Must.. get..heart broken

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I hung out with Clive for three days straight! Hahaha.

Eh I have nothing to post about. There's a mushroom in my moleskine. It doesn't look like a mushroom at all. Haha.


Super tired. I want an iPod classic. I want mini3 amp. I want an ATH-A700. or a900ti but I know I'll never get it. I want so many things. I WANNA ROCK.

ah can't think of intelligent things to write. Ciao.

Bla bla brunch

I was reading fairy tail out of boredom, 'cause I had nothing to do, no one to talk to and there was nobody to hunt in omegle. Then there was this strip.








HAHA DRAGON FORCE IN FAIRY TAIL.

here's the real life dragonforce by the way.






















not that I listen to metal or anything. Hahaha. I had a post about dragonforce some time ago hmm..

NOTHING REALLY MATRESS

These are all too brilliant not to post. Win, win, win.

uhh

Wanted to post yesterday but instead researched on playing cards.
Sorry for the no post.

Here's a question for all you bible readers out there





































Answer? He looked at his watch.

Not gonna post, lazy. I'm all alone at home. I wanna play cards with people.

Thanks to eugene for buying me Siamese Dream, ripping it into my computer right now.

Now time for a picture.


HANG ON MAN! HELP IS COMING...
























































Makes you all warm inside init?

Bored

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you

THE KOALA HOUSE

Singapore youth Fetival

Bored, stupefied and high.

What do I do?

Photoshop



Guess I'd do something choir related. Hmm let's photoshop all three songs.

White Horses
Sources:
Beach: Flickr
Horses: Poster.net

And as usual, blogger butchered my Beautiful artwork.


Mundi Renovatio
Sources:
The Alps : Flickr
Faultline: Flickr
Waterfall : Flickr
Lightning: Flickr
Fire : Flickr


Kucinta
Source:
Cat: Funnyville


Can't Really think of anything for kucinta so....






Yay Post finished.

SYF is in two days people!

Ignis

motivationmotivationmotivationrenovationRENOVATIO

Ok I was bored and searched for stuff on flickr and came up with this wonderful image.





























Molten earth by Brent Nelson.

Then i got bored and did
























This is kinda the image that I imagine everytime I sing Mundi Renovatio. Then to the end, the earth turns back to its beautiful blue self.

Although when sped up, none of these come up...


MOTIVATE YOURSELF PEOPLE! Only 12 days left to SYF. Do your best. Let's get back our Gold with honors.

The

The Michelangelo face...
































Haha Likeen would get this.

Uhm

Yeah another update.

Here's the links for the photos I took while going out with Eugene

Mine
Eugene's


Mwahaha. He shall shake in fear as I post the picture with his thumb on it.

Happy birthday.

Onehundredandeightieth.
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I just finished maths homework. Damn irritating.

Ok so for those of you celebrating, Happy Birthday to all of you.




Not gonna post...
But I'll say.




We're all gonna party when the funeral ends.

:D



Happy birthday. Don't get kidnapped by fat old guy.

Remember remember..

The first of December.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I can think of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, it was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow

By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!

Yip! I memorized it.

Last year's first of December...

So yesterday was fun. I get to do whatI wanted to do. PERFORM

So I was actually asked to be sort of like an opening act for my friend's band who was going to perform that day. SO me and my *temporary* band decided to bring teenagers. So we have two guitarist and a drummer (NO BASSS. So we sounded weird) I was of course *AHEM* playing the guitar and singing (FRERARD XD) And playing frank's part and the solo on the guitar (FRAY. Hehe I love word puns). Weirdly, the mike stand keeps on dropping and I had to hod onto it almost half the show.

BEfore that, I was warming up and payed basket case and sang it for fun then my friend's drummer started playing So it was quite....surprising XD.


So that was the third funnest day f my life.

Zomg look at the spelling mistakes.

everytime I look back to dA, memories, bad ones, started to fly back. I really hate it. But that's alright I'm all over it. I Don't Love You. ;)

Talking about dA, let me showcase (AHEMAHEMshowoffAHEMAHEM) past year's works...

The good ol' days.

All by me, duh.

Stuff are according to date. From oldest to newest. The old ones were from my Manga-filled days. To the more recent My Chem stuff.. With special comments from me and the story behind each artwork.

ICHIGO SPLASH- 12 July 2006

C4D | Splash | Manga

One of my earliest work. I remember I made this just after I quitted N-k 'cause it merged with some other Naruto RPG forum. The members were overflowing and not to mention rude. But this is still my favorite work. One of my first C4D works after being told its magic by T3 sensei

TOOBIGTOSHOWSOPLEASECLICKME:D

Kazekage - 18 July 2006

Coloring | Manga 

Colored This. In my whole time in dA, I colored. There will be a few more coloring stuff later on. I also added the text. I also did an embarrassing thing with this work that I shall not say it here. Ask me personally. Also ask for my phone number-I'm desperate.

ODDITY-28 December 2006

Edit | Manga

Ahh this one. If I'm not wrong, this was Part two of the Abstract Works series. I regretted putting those technical brushes on it. Was experimenting with brushes that time. I put it here 'cause this is one of my only works that features more than 3 colors ¬.¬

DISTORTION-6 August 2006

Sig | Manga

Geez, I have a lot of Manga works last last year. This sig was made adter I didn't do anything for a long time. Like 2 weeks. Yes, sirs, I WAS That active. Get up, lazy bum! Oh the font is 28 days later, you know, the movie. 

NOTE: The image is too big, I know. But if I want to finish this before dinner, I must do it quick and you know they're pushy about dinner D:

SANJItohatsuki-1st January 2007

Coloring | Manga | Friend

Happy New year! New year's present to lilmaxx, who drew the picture. I colored it. teehee. One of my favorite coloring pictures, especially with the transparent background. His first comment on this picture was: "You missed a spot under his right arm :)". lol. Oh and Lilmaxx now draws pr0n. So if you are *ing to one of those dirty comics, it might be his work. ;D

FUUTON-January 28 2007

Sig | Manga

MOSAIC ABUSE!! Haha. T3 Sensei (Now suffering in college) was like "Nice mosaic abuse". I remember at that time he said Make the Rasengan Closer to the fuuton and i was like "Why?" But now I totally agree. Oh and it's a no-border! Made this when naruto fused the wind element into his Rasengan. I think.

SAKI LINEART COLORED-February 14 2007

Coloring | Friend

Ah this one. One of my last attempts to color. This is what happens when you do something half-heartedly - PHAIL.

SAMUSARAN-February 4 2007

Sig

This is arguably the best sig I've ever done. I like it 'cause it's so simple. It's only made out of two image-The Samus aran image and the background. The Background is actually a character (which I forgot) from another game. Look closely on the top right of the Signature and you'll see an african-american's face. With dreadlocks. Samus's "Blast" is actually from that guy. And as T3 sensei said-I should've added a border.

VENGEANCE-31 July 2007

Sig

Made this after a flight back home to Singapore. On Singapore airline's interactive thingy, I watched ghawst Raida'. And it was cool. This is when I started to use double color borders. A funny story behind this sig is that I used it at a forum my friend invited me to which just recently started. Most, no, ALL of the users at that time were Female. And one of them was like "Let's beat him up, that sig is scary" And that joke went on. "You're scaring xxxx, I'll make a scarier sig". Good times.

MIKEY WAY-1 August 2007

My Chem | SplashY-

Turning point for my chem. My first my chem work. Mosaic abuse again. :D

THEADVERT PARADE-26 August 2007

My Chem | Splash

Made it after I joined MCRmy. Quite cool huh ;D

TELL ME I'M A NINJA-27 August 2007

My Chem | Comics

Second M.C.R comic. I was sued after the third comic so I had to stop it. I got inspired after Gerard was singing House of Wolves on the Halloween show and "Tell me I'm an Angel" sounds like tell me I'm a ninja. I like Gerard's expression on the bottom. 8D

CONTAGIOUS FROWN-Iforgotthedate

My Chem | Comics

The last M.C.R comic. Got sued when this came out. Got the inspiration from Den's comic "Contagious smile" where Mikey beats Gee in a smiling contest. And the frowning is from drawing. Try drawing someone frowning, you'll frown too. :D

MAMA-27 August 2007

My Chem | Comics

Teehee. Made an original comic after that M.C.R comic. The quote is from Mr. Hamilton. He was like "Attention. My mother, was a belly dancer" During english. Hahaha. Oh and that one time he shouted S*X  to get attention. :D

NO UNDERWEAR-27 October 2007

My Chem | Comics

teehee. This is from the Youtube vid. Here's The whole quote 

[G]: I know something you dont

[Audience]: -cheers-

[G]: And that is, I'm not wearing any underwear

[12 year old girls]: -Faints in ecstasy-

Yeh, lame jokes FTW

.

REAL JEDI USES...-29 October 2007

Random

Inside joke with my friend. So in a distant galaxy, Anakin uses a Pink lightsaber, a pink tutu and likes Llamas.

SCREWING THE WORLD-29 October 2007

Friend | Comics

For Chocoreaper's contest. With this entry, I won the 'Funniest entry" Prize and got a hand-drawn comic by her. Teehee. Oh and the "I thought I was too literal" Joke is an inside joke. The one saying it (MxCxS) made another comic with her painting a shoe black and returning it to the store. Just because of Welcome to The Black Parade's "Take it black and paint it black" lyric.

And finally...

HEAVEN HELP US-12 February 2008

Friend | My Chem | Comic

For Putrithewicked's contest. I get lots of woos for this thing. It was my last real artwork in dA before I left abruptly 'cause of a wunderfal breakup. D;. But this is still my favorite work. Oh, there is a follow-up art but you must find it yourself ;)

Well that was a LONG post. So i shall sign off. 

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LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. 8D

1+1+1=3.000013

MISCALCULATIONS!
Nothing to post about so here's an SMBC comic.





Kiriban at 1000! A special one frame art will come your way!

God Save My Blog

Dammit. I only had like 3 viewers today. What the hell is wrong with the world. Can't they read a perfectly good blog, with a perfectly normal content? What I need is publicity. Let's get Viral!

Nah let's not. I'll let the professionals do all the dirty jobs. Talking about dirty jobs...

Here's what I saw on i-am-bored.com



Us people should feel really lucky. Would you wanna do that? Help a cow lactate by blowing into its A-Hole? Yeah, right. IT'S FRIGGING DISGUSTING. But without it, we'll have no steak. So thank those kids who help your future dinner grow up by blowing into their mothers...forget it.


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Oh, I just got my new Fad-oh-Rah. Fedora. lol. Here's a picture. Or pictures. If you're a grammarwhore like me.Good Morning Sir. I'm glad you didn't shred me to bits today.

Fedoraaa

Kewl huh.

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Dude remember that day I told you about buying another book? "That's B*ll*cks!". It's a really cool book. Just like Snopes.com but publicised. Here's one of my favorite stories in there...

NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.

An American lawyer was given a box of twenty-four rare and expensive Cuban Cigars by a grateful client and made sure they were included in his insurance policy, which covered flood, fire and theft. Within a few months, he had smoked all of the cigars and then made a cheeky claim on his insurance, maintaining they had been 'lost in a series of small fires'.

The insurance company refused to pay, for obvious reasons, but the lawyer, having read through the terms and conditions of his policy, took them to court. It seems he was the only person not to be surprised when he won his case: despite the judge agreeing with the insurance company that the claim was tenuous, he still ruled the policy did indeed cover small fires. Faced with an expensive appeal process, which they were in no way certain of winning, the insurance company accepted the ruling and agreed to a compensation payment of $15,000 to the lawyer

However, immediately after the payment had been accepted, the insurance company had the lawyer arrested on twenty-four counts of arson and he was later convicted on his own evidence of intentionally burning his own property and sentenced to twenty-four months in prison and a $24,000 fine.

Quite cool huh? Only a smart person could pull that off. Hahaha.

Well it's quite late so I better get sleeping. Lol. Kbb :D

Do Ants Have Arseholes?

Hohoho.

It's been a long time since I blogged about normal life. By normal life I mean not stealing from other websites.

Two days ago, friday, me and a group of sec twos went to parkway to check prices. So me, Johnlee, Leekin, Joshua Chia and JonPhua went to Fairprice while Rifdi and the scumbags (lol) went to Giant.

In fairprice, this woman went to us and was like "there are frozen food on the ground level". Like shoo-ing us. We were like ok. So we went down and found stuff we wanted. The whole way, Joshua was making sick jokes. Then him and I went up to search for mashed potatoes. We narrowed it down to Betty Crockers and Mr Mash (brand names o:).
Mr Mash:"99% real potato"
LOLOLOLOLOL.
And betty crockers, which looked less disgusting in the product pic, was 100% real potato. So we picked that. Oh and on saturday practice, JonPhua was like. "So what's the other 1%?"

XD

Then we went to Borders while waiting for Rifdi's group to return. We saw Robin and a few of his friends there. Then Joshua showed JohnLee a book he was reading while waiting for us after Tenor 1-on-1s. (Which is like two hours). "I -heart- Sex", which was filled with sick jokes. And pictures.

And then likeen and me found a book called zombie survival guide, and also the title book, "Do ants have arseholes?" From the back of the zombie book, there is a "Top Ten lessons" Here's what they say.

Organize before they rise!

They feel no fear, why should you?

Use your head; cut of theirs.

Blades don't need reloading

Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair

Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

get out of the car, get onto the bike.

Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

No place is safe, only safer

The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Lol real cool.
So the next day after practice, I went to buy those two and another book. I swear, REALLY. DAMN. COOL.

So pick your books right.
:D
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Damn, I have nothing else to post. So...
MORE SMBC COMICS

Totally bored and useless.

Ok I have nothing to post. I mean seriously.

So I shall post another kamehameha photoshop.
IN MOTION.

o:
starring my brother.
It might take a while to load. D:



lol I hate it when I have nothing to blog about. And when I have too much time on my hands and no good blog to read.


sorry people. I really have nothing going on in my mind right now except ELEVATOR MUSIC.
Which is a part of the withdrawal syptoms. DAMN YOU AWESOME BLOGGER. D<

KAAA MEEE HAAA MEEE

HAAAAAAAA


Ok lol.

Around None of the people who reads my blog knows I'm a Dragonball junkie. I spend so much time playing the game these days that I think I know more lines from the game rather than lines I'm supposed to remember. A.k.a lyrics. I hate your kind, lyrics. I hope you choke and die so that I don't have to memorize you anymore. No, let's take a simpler step and just STEP DOWN AS THE LEAD SINGER ALREADY ALIF.

Ok I digressed a bit. So I was reading Kenneth Chiang's blog (link at the bottom of the blog or something) and saw him photoshopping a lightsaber. Then I thought "Why don't I do KameHameHa?". So there it is. Oh, it's kind of a small scale version. Considering that it is 1:11 AM RIGHT NOW AND I JUST DRANK THREE CUPS OF TEA.

DAMN I'M ENGLISH.
So there it is. My cup, my phone, a bunch of tissues and a lamely photoshopped Kamehameha.

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EDIT: After seeing it for the 15th time, I finally conclude that it looks more like a rasengan rather than a kamehameha charging.

DAMMIT I'M SUCH A DORK.

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EDITEDIT: Oh, I made another one. This one a much proper kamehameha

Blog Win?

You know how those sports car could get from 0 to 60 in 2 seconds flat?
Well my blog could go from 400+ to 500 in a few days. Managed to capture the 499th viewer. Thanks a lot faithful readers! Although around 50 of it came from google searches like "ACJC ASEAN meet" and "Phineas Ferb", I'm still happy cause it took me don'tknowhowmanymonths to reach 400.

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I normally oppose posting youtube videos in my blog 'cause it takes a ridiculous amount of time to load, but this is an exception. It's too awesome. Any star Wars nerd would get it.

"I've got the best co-pilot....Chewbroccoli"
Meh, stop with the quotings, here comes.... (Grocery) STORE WARS





Oh, I gtg. I need to slam my face on the wall to prevent withdrawal syptoms. |: