Woohoo

Ok gonna blog about something funny and then quit until end of exams. Since I left all my geog notes at school, I'm supposed to make one.

People come to my blog searching weird stuff.

Here are a list of searched terms that ends people up on my blog, according to frequency.

1. LIVE YOUR LIFE BLOGSPOT

Ok if somebody searched this, means that they know my blog exists, but doesn't remember its name. To that certain stranger, HI!

2. THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SPACEBOY FIGURE FLICKR

Most prolly came here through google image search and ended up on the Spaceboy sig I made months ago.


3. RIFDI VJC

I laughed. Hahaha.

4. AUTOMASTURBATE

Now THIS creeped me out. I have never talked about self pleasure or mentioned the word before I think. Weird. And the worst part is that they ended up on MY blog. I don't know why not some Marilyn Manson fansite?

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The new hype about the How well Do you know me quiz has gotten into me. Made a quiz and a lot of people fared badly. Actually I think this quiz is to know more about the person, seeing the answers and all.

Here's what I realized about the people who took my quiz:
- Most, if not all, of my Classmates from 3J thinks that I'm in Soprano ('Cause that's the only section they know x_x)
- People who's not from my school scarily knows my class (i.e: Rifdi's lover)
- 95% of the people think that I hate chemistry and all things related to it.
- My questions are too easy
- People who I don't talk to a lot think that my favorite band is My Chem. Well, it was.
- Half the people think I like to hang out at Banquet, Which is a ridiculous idea. (I just eat there)
- Besides The correct answer, people like to say I'm bummed 'cause I can't play PS3, which is untrue, and I COULD play PS3.

Here's the Rankings and my relationship to that person:

12%
Athanasius Koh (Junior, CCA)

SUB-TOTAL: 1

37%
Nicolas How (Classmate 3J)
Joshua Lim (Classmate, Mentari)
Marcus Quek (Schoolmate, VS)
Bobo Tan (Classmate, 3J)
Hendrik Boerner (CCA)
Joshua Chia (SL)
Samuel Yap (Classmate, 3J)

SUB-TOTAL: 7

50%
Rara Djamil (dA friend)
______ (Rifdi's Girlfriend, name deleted to avoid hype)
Cedric Chua (Classmate, 3J)
Nicholas Lim (Classmate, 3J)

SUB-TOTAL: 4

62%
Tseng Wen-Yu (Junior, CCA)
Lim Yong Yang (Senior, CCA)
Eugene Hsu (Senior, CCA)
Brian Chiam (Junior, CCA)
Kong Jun Yin (Classmate, 3J)
Howard Chung (Classmate, 3J)
Facebook User (Wtf, some girl's private account)

SUB-TOTAL: 7

75%
Zameer A Husref (Classmate, Malay class)
Rifdi Bin Rosly (CCA, Classmate, Malay class)

SUB-TOTAL: 2

TOTAL: 21

21 people took my quiz. Turns out, people from my malay class knows me best. CCA Juniors and Seniors knows me second best, and Classmates knows me worst.

Aaaa.

K gonna play guitar hero, See you next time and use contraceptives.

Damn

I hate psychics. Especially if they're named Zameer.

Taken from Zameer's blog.

Alifolology
***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Tomato Ketchup. Not a dressing? Who cares.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Barely go out to restaurants. So I can't remember any good ones.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Rice. Which is what I do.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Vegetarian. I have a fetish for vegetarian pizza.

What do you like to put on your toast?
Butta'.

**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house?
4.

what color of cell phone do you have?
White and metal.

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right. Wished I was left though.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Tumor.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Groceries.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Half unconscious counted? No? Then no.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Nah. I like surprises

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
That's not hard...

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
2.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
2 years ago. Drunk driving. gragh.

Last person you talked to?
My Fiancée.

Last person you hugged?
Ridfi.

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
Autumn. All my Autumn pictures are awesome.

Holiday?
In cambodia. Wait, uh London. I like london. Maybe some Essex.

Day of the week?
Thursday.

Month?
I like Novembers. 'Cause there's no worry in school starting.

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?
Yeah. I shot this bb gun and it missed.

Mood?
Worried. Geog CA is tomorrow and I barely made it through Mangrove forests...

What are you listening to?
Spaceboy-Smashing Pumpkins

Watching?
Real life pokemon.

Worrying about?
CA!

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?
Computer, wanted to print Jun Da's notes.

What's the last movie you saw?
Pink Panther 2.

Do you smile often?
Too often. I promised myself to smile less but I just can't do it.
Especially if you (according to nabil) have a homo smile like me.

***************QUESTIONS***************

1)Do you always answer your phone?
No. I have a habit of pressing the red button. But I'll prolly call you back.

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
That woman who smses at ungodly hours (Shanice)

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
White. So I could scare the living daylights out of people.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't go to Sonic. If I did, I'd go for that blue thingy.

5) Do you own a digital camera?
Dslr count?

6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yep.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas is You - My Chem.

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
A hug.

9) Can you do push ups?
Yeh.

10) Can you do a chin up?
Nu.

11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
What future?

12) Do you have any saved texts?
Whuzzat?

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Nah. But been pulled over though.

14) Do you have an accent?
Yes. A weird one that makes me sound like my mouth's full of spit.

15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Spaceboy.

16) Plans tonight?
Meet my new Fiancée.

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Uhhh yuh. Thanks eugene.

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week
Eraser, stuff for class deco and Discovery Channel Magazine.

19) Have you ever been given roses?
Noep.

20) Current worry?
Geog CA1—whether I have enough time to write

21) Current hate right now?
Global Warming. Though I'm contributing to it at the moment.

22) Met someone who changed your life?
Not yet. Yet.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
That New year show thing on the floating stage. Was too far from stage so pictures were 100% crappy.

24) What song represents you?
This.

25) Name three people who might complete this?
Um Eugene Nabil and Mr Husref.

26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night
Making Sammich.

27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Where's my underwear.


Oh well, shall finish Mangroves now.

Happy birthday.

Onehundredandeightieth.
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I just finished maths homework. Damn irritating.

Ok so for those of you celebrating, Happy Birthday to all of you.




Not gonna post...
But I'll say.




We're all gonna party when the funeral ends.

:D



Happy birthday. Don't get kidnapped by fat old guy.

Damn...

DAMMIT.
I've been banned by cbox, on my own cbox.

For posting nine in the afternoon lyrics.




WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD D:
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EDIT:
Apparently there's not much to do when it's 2.30 in the morning, staying up, not wanting to do homework. So I went through the archives of some friend's blog and found this quiz. I shall do it. Quizzes are like my nirvana man. I could lie through all of them and you'll all believe it.

But not this one O:

1. In a relationship/single/crushing?
Ans: I've been married for 3 years to this woman who now lives under the sea, searching for the meaning of life

2. Are you happy with your life now?
Ans: Yes.

3. If you meet the right person, do you fall in love with him fast?
Ans: Yes. But it would be even quicker if it was a she.

4. Have you ever been heartbroken?
Ans: Not literally.

5. Do you believe that there are some circumstances, where cheating love is acceptable?
Ans: Yup. Like now.

6. Would you take someone back if she cheats on you?
Ans: yes. Then make her regret it by cheating on someone else in her parent's house.

7. Have you ever talked about marriage to someone else before?
Ans: Refer to question one.

8. Do you want children?
Ans: No more please.

9. How many?
Ans: I said 0.

10. Have you ever considered adoption?
Ans: Where do you think little Jeremy came from?

11. If someone likes you now, what is the best way for her to let you know her feelings??
Ans: Um, like, my wife reads this. meet me at 6 pm with a glass of rootbeer. I'll accept anyone who does that.

12. Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
Ans: Yuh.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Ans: No. But love at first hear? lol whatever

14. Do you believe you can change someone?
Ans: Obama did, so why couldn't I.

15. If you could get married somewhere, where would it be?
Ans: In the Yellow Submarine.

16. Do you give in easily when you're fighting?
Ans: The original answer my friend gave was "Yes, cuz violence just isnt the way to go". Obviously he didn't know what war he's fighting.

17. Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Ans: I wonder where Maria went.

18. Did you ever wish that you could have had someone, but messed it up?
Ans: ooooo ouch.

19. Have you ever broken a heart?
Ans: Gingerbread cake hearts. Totally.

20. If one day your best friend falls in love with the guy girl you're deeply in love with, what would you do?
Ans: Write a song about friendship.

21. Are you missing anyone right now?
Ans: Uh huh. 'Cause all I want for christmas is you. ;D

You know who you are. You. are the only one who knows the meaning behind :(D~.

SO PUNCH YOUR FISTS IN THE AIR AND SHOUT CARLOS WITH ME.


CARLOS! :(D~
CARLOS! :(D~

JUST SHAVED
:(D

D):

NO
MORE
GOATEES.





I'll give you those black shoes you wanted but promise me one thing; When I get back from Mars please make me your King.♪♫

So...

Taken from Kristie's blog, who is definitely NOT Asian.

So, how Asian are you?

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia (Nay! Netherlands o:)
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race (Damn shiz)
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea (And How does this make us Asian?)

X's so far: 5

[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster (The Second one)
[x] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[ ] You've seen the Asian version of The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 10

[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] Your parents own an asian car (Hyundai)
[x] You're not the only child
[ ] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do (zomgduh)
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted.
[x] You can do the Rubik's cube (Ditto the Lemon tea One)
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house (YOU PEOPLE ARE PSYCHIC)
[x] You play video games/computer games (Who doesn't?)

X's so far: 16

[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home (I hate this)
[x] You have karaoke at home (ssshh....)
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console (duh)
[x] You play a musical instrument (And this makes us asian cause....)
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[X]You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 23

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[x] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is (Out of curiosity, I googled it. And found out that it's one of those photo booths. So I got to put an x here D;)
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 29

[x] You know what bok choy is
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have a tutor or used to
[X] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[ ] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" (The. Exact. Opposite)
[ ] You like pho
[x] You play the piano
[x] When your parents are yelling at you they repeat what they already said
[x] Your parents watch shows or movies from the country they are from
[x] You can do math in your head
[x] You actually tie your shoe laces instead of tucking them in your shoes
[ ] You have chinky eyes.

Total​ X's: 37

Your total​ x 2 = 74% Asian.


Apparently I'm only 7 points more Asian than Kristie. Read that? ONLY.


Oh remember that book "scouts in bondage"? Here's another book your mom hid in the closet...Now you know why she takes so long in the toilet.



EWEWEWEWEW.

Quick, robin, to the BATMOBILE.





(Oh and btw those awesome book covers are found by Ben Dannison, who is a writer at Cracked.com. So if you want to see more of these awfully horrendous books, visit "The 13 Most Baffling Book Titles")

I wore my coat with gol-CRACK-linings

3 words kids

SPEECH
DAY
REHEARSAL.


;D

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-music not playing-
[JonLee] Mari Kita Rakyat singapura

Nice tenor voice man.

Haha this morning the national anthem DID NOT PLAY. So JonLee go sing solo up the stage in what he said "The Jun Yew Type of Voice". Hahaha
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Haha lmfao during Geog today Ms Raksha came to our group and said

"Hey, you two look alike"

Haha another teacher who thinks me and Hao Yang look alike. Then Jun Da go say we're brothers and then say my name Hao Yi. XDD.

Oh and Mr Ng was damn funny recently

[me] Mr Ng! What are you gonna act as this saturday?
[Mr Ng] -making the sssh gesture- I don't want other teachers to know I'm acting
[Me] Haha the whole school knows already. Out! Out! You deserved it!

;D.

I'm going to the Hydrophonics farm next week.
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Didn't go tuition today cause I came back from speech day rehearsal at 7+. No Just kidding. at 8 pm.

So the tuition was moved forward to saturday. D;

Haha rehearsal was Ok until Any Dream Will do. I don't know whether it's because of lack of Warm Ups or what. But during the performance I suddenly cannot sing. I mean I can la but the sound cannot come out like normal. And I stupidly go ahead and forced it and sing louder. Stupid...

Oh and those people who never smile are eediots. Must make the principal make smiley face for you first then you smile. I got smile. Retardedly. like The damn laidat smile kind of smile. Geddit?

Then Went back up and changed for Climb every mountain. Then like few minutes later ran back down. Oh Mr Wong sings damn cool. After singing once, Principal asked us to move one step down. Now on the second step.

"Oh cool, now I've got this drumstick in front of me"
Mr wong said that into the mike and it got amplified.

After the performance, Mr Wong made some comments about falling over into me and stomping me flat. And called me and lie wen and li keen cute. Now I'm scared.

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I like doing the same quiz again. To see whether the answers are the same.

QUIZ TIME

A - Available?: Yuhuh
A - Age: 13
A - Annoyance: People who keep bastard-ing me (*COUGHCOUGH*hendrik*COUGHCOUGH*

B - Best Friends?: FIFTY I mean Rifdi
B - Bar: Bar 33
B - Birthday?: Sept 13

C - Crush: nobody ;D
C - Car: Honda Oddysey
C - Cat: Died. All 3 of them

D - Dead Pets Name: Pompom (Rabbit)
D - Dad's Name: -------------------
D - Dog: Nope

E - Easiest person to talk to: Justin.
E - Eggs: Omelet
E - Email: n3k0._.ch4n@hotmail.com

F - Favorite color?: Alpine White & Gold.
F - Food: Brad.
F - Foreign Slang: Hokkien. FOREIGN ;D.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears, Cause gummy worms don't have heads.
G - God: God
G - Good Times: Dunno.

H - Hair Color: Black
H - Height: 1.67 cm.
H - Happy: :D

I - Ice Cream: Vanilla
I - Instrument: Les Paul
I - Idol: IERO

J - Jewelery: No
J - Job: Undertaker
J - Jokes: What do you mean?

K - Kids: 3.
K - Karate: No
K - Kung Fu:No

L - Love: My Chem
L - Longest Car Ride: dunno, from SF To LA
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: a what?

M - Milk Flavor: Normal
M - Mothers Name: Still alive
M - Movie Last Watched: The Dark Knight

N - Number of Siblings: 2
N - Northern or Southern: Northern
N - Name: A leaf

O - One Wish: Be ghostbuster famous
O - One Phobia?: insects
O - Otter Pop: otter poop?

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married
P - Part of your appearence you like best?: Dunno.Hair?
P - Part of your Personality you like best: My superpower that nobody knows of. Srsly.

Q - Quick or Slow?: Slow
Q - Queen or King?: King

R - Reason to smile: Must to. Otherwise get pumped.
R - Reality TV Show: Er. Uh. Emm. Punk'd?
R - Right or Left: Right

S - Song Last Heard: A man for all seasons
S - Season: Spring
S - Series: Series? I don't really watch TV

T - Time you woke up: 5.25
T - Time Now: 20.52
T - Time for bed: 23.00

U - Unknown: My REAL Favorite song
U - Unicorns: EXISTS.
U - You are?: Your Father

V - Vegetable you hate: erm ermerm. BABY SPINACH
V - Vegetable you love: Tomato?
V - View on Politics: Politics sucks.

W- Worst Habit: Getting a runny nose so damn often.
W- Where are you going to travel next: BATAM.
W- What's up?: Room Reveal

X - X-Ray: No Broken Bones.
X - XYZ: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
Y - Year you were born: 1994
Y - Year it is now: 2008
Y - Yellow: Shirt

Z - Zoo Animal: Penguins!
Z - Zodiac: Virgo
Z - Zoolander?: what?
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Take This Spike To My Heart~ ♪♫

Mohawk

After reading Jonathan (Teo)'s blog, I realized the real reason because of the silence during sectionals.

Oh and we were not really scared (me, at least), just trying not to piss you off.
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Taken from Robin's blog
Things that start with the same letter as the first one of your name


4 LETTER WORD: Arse
BOY NAME: Anthony
GIRL NAME: Adeline
OCCUPATION: Anarchist
A COLOR: Azure
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: A.. what's this...
BEVERAGE: Americano
FOOD: Apple
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: ASSES
A PLACE: America
REASON FOR BEING LATE: A piece of dog faeces was in front of my and I stepped on it
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: ASSHOLE!

Hoehoehoehoe

Robin's ass space is nao officially
YONG YANG'S ASS SPACE


GASP.
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lmfao
73 oks in one speech

great work lol
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EDIT:
I decided that I wanna do this one again ;D

Name 22 people you can think of right now at the top of your head.Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 22 people(In No Order)

1)Thishanth
2)Jun Da
3)Kenneth (Chua)
4)Kenneth (Tay)
5)Alex
6)Iskandar
7)Nabil
8)Justin
9)Andra
10)Viviana
11)Rifdi
12)Alif
13)ShanShan
14)Xiong Le
15)Gabriel
16)Frank Iero
17)Gerald
18)Muru
19)Irene
20)Hendrik
21)Billie Joe Armstrong
22)Dredha

How did you meet 14?( Xiong Le)
School

What would you do if you never met 1? ( Thishanth)
No Drummers.

What would you do if 20 and 9 dated? (Hendrik and Andra)
Lmfao Lol nu wai.

Did you ever like 19? (Irene)
No.

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (Iskandar and Gerald)
Ewww

Describe 3? (Kenneth Chua)
lmfao no comments XD

Do you think 8 is attractive? (Justin)
Duhh

Tell me something about 7? (Nabil)
Epiclybusy.

Do you know any of 12's family? (Shan)
Yus

What's 8's favourite? (Justin)
Alex. Everybody knows that. XD

What would you do if 18 confesses that he/she likes you? (Muru)
Run away.

What languages does 15 speak? (Gabriel)
English.

Who is 9 going out with? (Andra)
Not Telling you.

How old is 16? (Frank)
he turned 15 two years ago. 16.

When was the last time you talked to 13? (Shan Shan)
just nao

What is 2's favourite singer/band? (Jun Da)
Alesana, A7x.

Would you ever date 4? (Kenneth Tay)
No. Haha.

Would you ever date 7? (Nabil)
If he was a girl.

Is 15 single?(Gabriel)
Rumours people...rumors

What is 10's last name? (vivi)
Lie

Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11? (Rifdi)
Ttly. Especially considering that we've made physical contact.

2nd version
How did you meet 10? (Vivi)
Primary School

What would you do if you never met 6? (iskandar)
Lmfao. die for maths lesson.

What would you do if 19 and 15 dated? (Irene and Gabriel)
I'd laugh.

Have you ever seen 13 cry?(Shan)
no

would 4 and 12 make a good couple? ( Kenneth Tay and Alif )
XDD EPIC LOL. This came up again. No.

Would 1 and 2 make a good couple? (Thishanth and Jun Da)
Duh.

What's 3's best quality? (Kenneth Chua)
Dunno

Describe 8? (Justin)
Pros and Cons

Do you like 12? (Alif)
I'd ttly marry him. He's the best guy ever. XDD

Do you think 15 is attractive? (Gabriel)
No

Tell me something about 17? (Gerald)
Emo. Obsessed.

What is 7's favourite colour? (NAbil)
dunno....black

What would you do if 1 confessed that he/she likes you?(Thishanth)
-points middle finger-

When was the last time you talked to 19? (Irene)
last week

What grade is 16 in? (Frank)
1

What is 5's favourite music?(Alex)
Dunno

Would you ever date 11? (rifdi)
XD.

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 2? (Jun Da)
No.

Where does 18 live? (Muru)
His house.

what do you think about 20? (Hendrik)
BOERNER

What is the best thing about 2? (Jun Da)
Emo Kia.

What would you like to tell 9 right now? (Andra)
Hi.

How did you meet 15? (Gabriel)
pri Sch

Are you going to know 1 forever? (Thishanth)
Sure.

Give a message to 3, 6, 13 and 21
3: Kenneth Chua-Wednesday Dude.
6: Iskandar-hi.
13:Shan:MAMA
21:Billie Joe Armstrong: :D