Numa numa numa iei

Ahh today have been a long day.

I slept early the previous day (yes, 12 is early ha ha) and woke up at 8. Waking up early feels good 'cause you can lock yourself in the bathroom without guilt. Hahaha.

Which I did. I woke up with the stomachache from yesterday. Haha I think I spent like 15 minutes in there. Now I've got it again. Ahh. Found out that rifdi's not coming today. tsk. Took a bath blablabla read a book about brains while eating breakfast then made my way to parkway (rhyme O:). Sat in the chair in the cooking section 'cause nobody ever sits there then waited for Rachall. Then she came and gave me the note.

Oh while sitting on the chair in the children section there was this guy with a damn funny ringtone. Actually it's not really funny, but it rang inside the peaceful borders so everyone can hear the midi hahaha. Also there was this guy (apparently with red socks) who kept staring at the woman beside him while reading some random book. He also stared at Rachall. Hahaha stalkers. And then when we went out of borders and up the elevator he followed, so you can guess how nicklim will behave a few years down the road. Then she bought some pretzels after saying that she wants to buy some a few times (hahaha) and I went back to school.

Shaf was late. ahh. So I went in with him and he was like "Maybe if we walked fast enough the security guard won't notice" and he just didn't care haha. He bought his Pe/uniform and then we bought drinks. And then he SMSed clive "We are on the way". Haha arse. Oh i spilled my drink on my pants 'cause I was looking at shaf going down on the chicken like some madman. Haha.

So we got on the bus and started being bored and going on facebook.

Shaf: "Eh that guy over there has the same phone as you"
Me: "Girl"
Shaf: "Huh no lah guy"
Me: "Breasts are involved, it's a girl"

Hahaha shafeeq couldn't distinguish between a man and a women. Although she clearly looks like one. Tsk. Haha and when we just got onto the bus he SMSed clive "At most 10 minutes". From school to City hall takes like what 20 minutes? haha.

We went into HMV and saw clive wearing his portapros. Then we hid behind the just arrived cd rack and took pictures. Haha stalking. He didn't notice that we were there even when my flash went off. Then we went to eat burger king and made a lot of jokes about clive's ears. Haha. Oh oh. Since he didn't save my number inside his phone, I decided to call him while he's right next to me. Then he picked up the phone. I started talking in my phone, still beside him, and he asks "Hello?". I went "You should be at tuition now". He was like "shit this must be my tuition teacher". Hahahaha. Shaf was sitting opposite and laughing like mad. Hahaha.

Everything after that was a blur. Just full of jokes and stuff. Oh I took Clive's specs haha I couldn't see with it. I just realized they (we) talked about sick stuff the whole time. Which is fun. Hahaha with 2 of the sickest people I know. They started talking about what kind of ahems they watch. Haha.

After buying tissue paper from an old woman
[Shaf]: "yes I did something good today. That'll take off the dosa from 2 hours of wanking"

oh and in City Hall MRT there were these two couples who were ttly PDA-ing. Then shaf sat beside them and ask me to imitate them. I came closer but couldn't hold my laughter. hahaha. Then Clive and I laughed like hell in PUBLIC. his face turned damn red haha. Oh and they went into the MRT and continued to PDA. Geez people get a room.

ahh then went home and stopped at aljunied MRT. Clive barely caught his bus. whee.


For all you interwebz people, here's a marching band doing numa numa

300!

Eh coolass 300th post.


I've been going out too much lately haha. Let's start from last week

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Wednesday
Played soccer in school for 2 hours from like 10 to 12. Played against 3E people and we (3H & 3J) were beaten quite badly. Then we (Cedric, Roy, Kesavan, Samuel, Marcus, Farhan and I) went to parkway to eat. Ate macs and got quite of handful of suan thrown at me. Then tried one of those flash mob style pranks where you do stuff together and stuff. Whatever. We tried getting people to look somewhere by looking in that direction. Didn't work 'cause Singaporeans are so busy. Haha. Farhan told us that his school and this other school had a match and they led 3-0. Then the other school fought back and the final score was like, 3-5. Haha the curse of the Eunos primary.

Then after that, Farhan (or Samuel?) kept bugging us to go to roxy. We were like 'it's useless' so we went to Cedric's house instead. Showed off some of my awesome skills with the guitar (kidding). Then played Fifa '05. The winning awesome team was of course, Cedric and I. Losers gets kicked out so we were playing the whole time. First time was like, what, 5-1? Then 3-1. And then 2-1. And then Marcus and someone I forgot played (kesavan). They led 3-0 in the first half. Then we scored and turned the tables. 3-4. Ultimate man. Guess what. It's kinda like the Eunos primary story, so kesavan blamed farhan for his loss and wished that he never told that story.

Thursday

In a nutshell.
-Cycled with Rifdi & Husain
-Lagged

That's it. Oh and I got sunburnt. Nyaw.

Friday

Played soccer again but this time at the Opera Estate place there. Quite fun. Played until 6 o clock. Then we headed to Tampines Mall to get some food. Ate at Kopitiam. Nyeh awesome Indonesian BBQ. Whee.

Oh then we decided to catch a movie. After like half of us pulled out (heh) 'cause of various unforeseen reasons, it was down to me, ronald, yujian, cheng hong, cedric and stanson. Cheng Hong was extremely reluctant 'cause he claims that Cartoons are not his stuff. But I swear I could hear him laugh during the movie.

had a good laugh afterwards looking at the people wearing the 3D glasses. They looked so funny.
This week

Monday monday what happened hmm. Oh yeah. Followed Rifdi to gather his es7. Gather? I mean collect. Went to the One Raffles something and waited for like an hour or so for the person to finish his meeting. Sung a few songs while waiting. Fine we were singing all the time. Then this guy went down and gave Rifdi the ES7 and started talking about ibassos. Didn't get their Audiophilic talk.

So walked down Citylink mall with es7s on. Rifdi wearing his black one and I wore my white one. Mirrors galore.

Tuesday was Shaf's birthday thingy. Went down to HMV to get CDs and stuff. After we got CDs and T-shirts, we waited for Rifdi. Played with the PS3 and the 360 while waiting. I predicted Arsenal's loss by losing 2-0 against tottenham dang. I got Bowling for Soup's "The Great Burrito Extortion Case", which is totally awesome. Shaft got a Blink 182 shirt and a CD and Clive got a Gears of War 2 T shirt. Sol bought the second gen limited edition ONTO O: Gold, man.

Then we went to Jaben to get Shaft's Quattros. He not only got a quattro, but also a Beyer DT231. According to Rifdi it's awesome. Just yesterday Shaft said it was orgasmic. Hahaha. After that we ate at KFC. Took a while to decide what to eat.

During the whole encounter clive kept getting, ahem, caressed by hazwan. Future pedophile? Meh.

Wedneday. What happened on wednesday? Oh oh that's yesterday. During the whole intensive Mother tongue lesson we stacked scrabble tiles. Before that, Zameer and I played a rather interesting game of scrabble. I mean really funny. I should really put the picture here.

After that I met up with Thishanth and nicklim to go jamming. It was like horrible. After figuring out the song myself using my awesome powers, I taught the bassist. Learn damn fast. Haha nicklim got stuck teaching the two guitarists. Anyway I think nicklim is really horrible when it comes to playing rock songs. Stick with classical, hamster.

Today?

There was the crosscountry thingy. Spent the waiting time making fun of YingLiang, getting cheap entertainment and cheaper one (middle finger style haha). They kept throwing leaves at me. Ha ha make fun of my name will you.

OH when the mass run was about to start, Ismail tied my shoelaces together like DAMN tight. I took it to Ting Yao haha and using his long fingernails, he took it apart. Whee.

After the whole thing, I went for the financial literacy interview. The *homo* caucasian guy interviewed us. Gave us a few questions that were impossible to answer correctly.

Comm meeting after that. Spent like 15 minutes in the hostel and talked about stuff. Then we proceeded to go to Mr Kwei's house. Haha unexpected turn of events.

We spent like 2 hours planning choir camp and then Jialok asked Mr Kwei about rhapsody.





I'm just really tired right now so the post might be kinda messy. But I like messy.

Fair phyllis

Locals hitting on a tourist.


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Prac today was okay. Pasigin is quite a nice song to listen to, but a hell to sing. It's even worse than pokpok! I mean at first sight. Now pokpok is damn fun to sing. And singing it while you can't drink is hell too. I mean with all the high notes and all. Grr.

Geez these days I'm so packeed. I just want to sleep at home. Hadn't had a free da- fine there was tuesday but I spent the whole day playing winning eleven instead of sleeping so heckk. Hmm hmm. Tomorrow there is EMD practice and normal prac on saturday. Ooh cool I'll sleep on sunday. Hm sunday's cool.

Okay it's 8 pm and I haven't taken a bath. Shouldn't procrastinate.

I'll take a bath at 8.30. Yeah. Cool.

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Ok gonna do a real update now about life and stuff, which I never actually do 'cause I don't think people will find my life interesting and how everything I blog about is in other people's blog. Will divide the stuff into three sections, Blog, School and Choir, in order of amount of content.

'Cause I've got OCD and I like it.

BLOG

Ever since the sec 3 camp, I really had no mood to blog, in other words, lazy. Also my skin (blogskin, duh) is getting boring so I shall change it soon. Gonna aim for bold colors this time, since I've been to subtle lately. Also, not only me but other people seem to be blogging less and less. I don't know why.
I've decided to not read blogs I'm not supposed to read. Well partially because people you don't know don't want you to read their blogs and I always have this urge to tag on that blog.

SCHOOL

Wow heck sec 3 life is more hectic than what I expected. At the start of the year, I decided not to slack anymore and actually study and do my homework. Well, that's not the case right now. Like everyone, my homework is snowballing. Especially maths homework. There's like 3 exercises, two of which are annoying steady hand graph questions which I totally hate.

Class deco is going quite nicely, although nobody wants to help do it and the simple task of cedric doing some vectoring on the white paper was said to "liven up the classroom" according to Ms Tan.

My L1R5 for last term was 11. Which means that I need to study more and facebook less. x_x. See if I can narrow it down to 1 digit for SA1. Although with all this crap about kinematics, I doubt it'd be easy for physics. Bio is also tough since Mr munir's going so quickly. Oh no I haven't started on the workbook. NAPFA season is around, which means more failing for standing broad jump and 2.4 for me. Malay is quite easy and chem is enjoyable. But everything about SS just wouldn't get into my head, principles what the hell.

Sometimes I wish that school is shorter. And why the hell am I studying SS anyway? Those Source Based questions is really annoying. I was glad that it left me after History last year but it struck back as SS. And not being unappreciative or anything but I don't see the point of studying about another country. I've learnt enough history about this country but not my own. I'd rather take SS about Indonesia than Singapore, since I need it more. Not that I have anything against singapore but I don't see a point in me doing it.

In conclusion school's not really the funnest thing in my life right now. I'll tell you what is.

CHOIR

To sum it up real quick, the choir has definitely improving and SYF is 4 days and 13 hours away.

Before the sec 3 camp, there was this Gala dinner where we got invited to sing in Ritz Carlton. One of the funnest moments before SYF, and a really relaxed performance. Although they stated that the dinner was worth 150 bucks, it tastes like hawker centre food. 'Cause I got the halal meal. Some people need to get that halal doesn't mean malay. I wanna eat chinese food too! Sung Iddem Dem Malida and Any Dream will do. With the (pro) Chengkan 'sight reading' any dream will do. Then sung the really weird victorian anthem. Don't smile! And Mr aw yong was like "I think it's in C major...wait F major" hahaha. The pianist plays some weird intro and none of us knew when to come in. So I just shutup until someone makes noise haha.

After the sec 3 camp, there was prac on monday. We went out for bowling. Originally we wanted to play in marine cove but there was some tournament thing so the lanes couldn't be booked until like 6. So we walked to burger king and ate there. When I reached BK, my throat was already killing me. I regret buying (and upsizing) barley, since I can't finish it 'cause of my throat. Then we went to Kallang leisure park to bowl. Eugene ownd us all.

But as I expected, I fell sick in the nights o I didn't go for that workshop with Mark Anthony, which according to many people, we didn't do well in. Must be 'cause I wasn't there. 1 lifeline gone. The rest of the week is just preparation for the saturday performance. Then came saturday's performance. A few choirs performed before us, including TKSS. It was my first time listening to their songs and I was like "ok...". Then sat beside Rifdi and his mat jacket.

Then came our turn. All I could see was bright light and the conductor's face. If I can remember our mundi was horrendous and our kucinta was ok. Then I went for friday prayers with rifdi while Johnlee and gang went to borders to read stuff. Johnlee's gang then went back to VJC to watch the second half choirs, which includes the JC choir. So me and Rifdi went there in the rain, lucky i got umbrella.

Went there, waited for the song to end and sat with johnlee and gang. Realized that the com is on the other side. Then Johnlee keep making sick remarks about the way clement was, ahem, "touching" his girlfriend. Fuhua's Pusikam song. Then there was commonwealth with their Echoey Yakobin. and Cat high with their Hana. We were starting to realize that it's not easy to get that Gold with honors. Then the joke about the commonwealth girl sitting directly in front of me and me opening my leg a liiittle too wide. Sherman conducted VJChoir. Cool.

The next week was I think the testing of the VCH. That was one of the only time when I felt the feeling of the white horse. I think the second time we sang it, the image came alive. But it was gone for the rest of the 2 hours. Mundi and Kucinta was good for a bit but it started to dull 'cause a lot of people were tired. Haha the way the pianist, Mr Chew I think, played during warmups was quite cool. With the chords during kucinta. On the way back the tenors (as always) are quite emo. Jun Yew emo 'cause of something caused by his absence during the march holidays and Rifdi pondering over his new love ♥

That same saturday (I think) was a 'friendly encounter' with TKchoir. Mass warmups was, I felt, Competitive. Because of this the sound was really raw and everyone's oversinging. Then performance time. Constant reminders NOT to do the choreo for Kucinta. Everybody was scared listening to their songs. And someone headbutted me on my shoulder. Geez.

With every practice comes an improvement. Although it may be little.

Then came the NYJC performance. After the mass warmups, NYJ choir sung. We immediately realized that the hall sucked balls so we came prepared. There were around 10 schools there. A few from the previous VJ performance. Mundi really sped up. With Joshua Chia oversinging beside me and everyone a little excited, our mundi sped up. And as usual the feeling won't be there if our timing isn't perfect. Kucinta was nice, with the audience laughing at our choreography. You know you made an impact when other people are singing your songs after the performance. (I heard a few miao here and there)

After that was TKchoir. I heard they didn't really put in effort for the second piece. Heard, I can't confirm the status. Not really much difference from their last performance. Second half had commonwealth and Cat High. Commonwealth sounded better there than on yesterday's performance. And cat high's first chord raised hairs. Talked a lot after that. Aaron gave scolded us for not performing that well, then Myo told me he's pissed with aaron for doing that. Tenor sectionals back in school. Half the tenors ate fried food (including me =P)

Then sectionals came. Enning spilt water on the floor. The hatred begins. I can see that Rifdi's really pissed with Enning. Yea me too but I can't show it. Even if I show it, they won't take me seriously. I've got to straighten up that kid.

The next week, this week, morning practice begun. Had one on wednesday. I remember during 2007 SYF we had morning practice like everyday for like 2 weeks before SYF. Compared to '07, there is much less stress this year.

Then came yesterday's performance. The four schools (Catholic High, Tanjong Katong, Victoria, Commonwealth) lined up. While waiting for Mr Chew to come, there was mass massaging. TK didn't do it 'cause they were in quartet, thus the risk of a bra being unbuttoned. Haha competed with cat high, unofficially, on who can chop the loudest.

We performed according to the days we are going to perform on the SYF period. Commonwealth started first. Being so close to the stage and the hall being dry, I can hear their mistakes quite clearly. Then we went up. We were screaming and speeding up during mundi, despite telling joshua not to oversing. TKchoir sung and me and Justin was trying to spot Joshua's alleged girlfriend. Not much difference from the last time. Same as cat high. Performance concluded with Mr Kwei saying that Cat high was the most stable in this performance. Went to parkway with Rifdi and Eugene afterwards and met up with the three sec 3 sops after that. Sat in borders while they ate reading MFK. Went home early so as not to be late for tuition.

Only 4 days and 10 minutes left to SYF. Let's make awesome music and make everyone proud.

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EDIT: I forgot to post this



way catchy!

Ray toro.

This made my day :)

Doo dn Dee oo

Sometimes I sleep on my bed in the middle of the night and think

"What the heck, life is short, let's enjoy it to the fullest."

So I woke up and played Left 4 Dead till the morning.
That was the REAL cause of my sleepiness.

Yes, it WAS creepy, so I switched the sound off. And had my blanket cover me. Creeepeh.
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Ok so tomorrow's auditions for Tenors and Basses. Actually tomorrow is only 22 minutes away.
I am contemplating on whether to take this week's audition, do it with Sopranos and Altos or with the new Sec 1s.

If I go tomorrow (which is now 17 minutes away), there's a 67% chance that I won't get in the team, since I've only been in tenor for like what, 3 weeks? It's not the notes I'm worried about, it's my tone/placement everything. Garr since I moved to tenor, must do everything differently so argh.

If I do with SA or the new sec ones, according to Chia Chin Howe, that'll prolly be my last shot.

What should I do, what should I do?
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I think I know why choir seniors who had left Victoria School was like attached to choir.

Upper sec life is boring.

Yes, upper sec life is boring. It's really study study everyday.

Ok put it like this.

Oh crap I'm making another list.

Sec 1: I just joined choir. Really didn't know anything about the school. So the sly school system decided to take it easy on us and not give us too much work. There were many events that were out of the curriculum that spiced up life.

During that period of time, I kinda hated going for choir practices. I thought "How the hell am I going to survive 4 years like this". The thought came to me the prac after the first time we got pumped. We got pumped a few times after that day. But then I looked at the current sec 4s at that time, Sherman, Pock Thong, Neng Wei. I was like "If they can survive 4 years like this, why can't you?" So I realized that it was ok ok.

I remembered the com of '07-'08 did lots of corrective detterent, a lousy euphemism for pumping which I will use from now on and shall refer to as CD hereon, before the pattaya trip. Scolded us after the trip for partying too early. A LOST my voice after the Gold C was announced in the Jia Rong Li Keen Chong Lim and someone else pillow fight.

Sec 2: Woohoo Rhapsody. There were less CDs from the com. 2008 was a really fun year. I began to like choir and the sort of "permanent" members from my batch is settled, nobody quitting anymore. Except for Jun Chong. 2008 was like bonding year lah. STCP FTW.

So if in sec 1 I hated choir practices, in sec 2 choir practices are something to look forward to, though it feels like a chore practicing songs you just performed just to perform it again. The intense training for Olomouc, where the new committee members took charge, was chaotic. I could only remember blurs of events.

Then I think the Olomouc trip really pulled the STCP together. With all the giving everyone a pokemon name and the "Here" joke, it was really fun. I remember the sectionals the night before the first performance. Jonteo keeps telling me not to go sharp. Then we had to drink that weird tasting tap water. Eagh.

Sec 3: Can't say anything yet. Although so far, it's one of the only fun things in life right now. Seeing the STCP members in long pants was funny. Moved down to tenor this year and of course, the non stop spammage of "Betrayer" by Li Keen and Hendrik. I think Alto and Tenor have a few differences. Firstly, Alto is really spiritual. I think 'cause a psychologist dictator was our SL. During choir camp last year, the few hours spent on choir practice and sectionals, the dictator asked the people who think they can do better to go to pumping position. The thought of blending as a section not only vocally but also, well, spiritually was the thing I liked most about Alto. In tenor, it's systematic. Maybe 'cause of the prefect SLs but to me the teaching is very systematic.

If Tenor section is like square building blocks, Alto is like a tesselative figure stacked together.

I hope more fun things happen.
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No, I'm doing this 'cause I'm bored.
This friday is "Friendship Day", just another phrase for single-sex school day.

OM NOM NOM

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.

I've been too much into internet meme for the past 2 years. I mean, I took a 3 different meme quizzes and wtf I get all of them. I need to stay off the memes guys. But srsly, it's like the funnest thing to do when you have nothing to do. Search google for that particular meme and parodies of it will come out. My fav meme so far is the Rickroll and "So I herd u liek Mudkips". Oh and count in the O RLY?, YARLY, and NU WAI owls.

Girl you must be a polynomial equation cause I don't know what I wanna do to you first.

Damn I'm a nerd.
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Ok CNY Celebrations today. Day started of normal. Went for Malay class, watched the movie and then copied down the Comprehension questions. Damn I hate malay comprehension. They're not that hard, just tedious.

During assembly, Ms Tan called me some weird name like Fali or something. Since Nick and Alex (who supposedly has h*ad l*ce and told me not to spread), our monitors didn't come, me as a secretary had to bear the responsibility of taking attendance. Turns out, the only absentees are the two damned monitors. One, the guy with the h*ad l*ce and the other one who spells "Monitor" as "Moniter".

For Geography, received our class test. The whole class just completedly phailed. Well, the 26 people that are in the class anyway. So he explained on how to get the marks for the question but half the class was too busy burying their heads in their bio workbooks.

Then went for the Celebrations. The classes took some time to settle down so the programmes started kinda late. The concert was another epic phail. Ok let me list the stuffs (yay lists!)

1. The MCs were barely audible, thanks to a failure in teh PA system. Yes, we did make Jaipal Jokes (Alliteration!) and how he messed up. In the middle of the show, the speakers kinda went "MUAARGHEGH". After the show, Jaipal knew that we made jokes about him, using his psychic powers, and said "That wasn't me".
2. The Hired Hip Hop dancers. Point numero uno: I wonder why they put such thing in a CNY celebration show. Second point: They weren't synchronized. They're trying so hard, yet not good enough. Which is basically the definition of fail. D:
3. OUR dancers. Sloppy
4. Ever since I'm in 3J, I couldn't see anything on the stage. Since we are like the last class on the last row (Yes, row. Stupid matrices). So whatever's onstage is blurry and a pain in the eye
5. The final sing along took our precious release time. Nobody's singing along and the people who are actually singing are, like number 1, inaudible. JAIPAL FIXIT. And the english pronounciation of the the words are stuck together. Soitkindalookslikethis,butinchinese.

Uhh. But in mah opinion, reason 1 is still the reason the celebration failed altogether. I think there have been occasion where the PA system ttly died. Too much ant-flicking hahaha.

Went jamming afterschool with Ryan and Thishanth.

I swear, I don't ever want to jam for 3 hours anymore, it' too much strawberry (OMG LAME PUN). It's tiring and the last hour or so will be spent in random playing of instruments or switching instruments. Then during that period of time Thishanth usually puts on his headphone and plays the drum to his own music.

So the problem today was that my musical taste and Ryan's musical taste is way off. So we had nothing that we could play in common. Except maybe some Smells like teen spirit. Oh and we played eye of the tiger. Damn funny hahaha. Also made fun of Kurt Cobain's singing in Teen Spirit.

Oh the best part about jamming is in the end. Hardcore punk version of fall for you. Hahaha. But thanks to that my sore throat went from bad to worse, making me sound like Leathermouth Frank. And that's not the best part: It sounds good. For some reason it sounds good. I shall play it next time. :D

Then played I'm yours by Jason (Mraz.) Turned into a sing-along. Oh the do do do part of the song is funny. For some reason. So when Thishanth did the Do do do thing, I laughed. Because it was eerily similar to the original version.

Went to Banquet after jamming. My awful sore throat made me crave for something hot, like your sister Teh Tarik. Then I ordered Chicken Noodle. Talked about how Kenneth (Chua) has lots of girlfriends and the possibility of me having secret girlfriends, three of them. Like all movie stars, I denied whatever's published.

For a reason I forgot, Thishanth and I started talking about engagement in coitus. From this, Ryan randomly shouts Coitus in the MRT station and the MRT. Most of the people there either doesn't know what the hell Coitus is or is too busy playing their PSP.

Went home safely
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I just realized that this post is just a recount of today. I should ask, which one is better, non-recount post or this kind?

Surreal

Had a surreal dream. It's one of the dreams which key events you can remember. Other of my significant dreams includes:

• In Australia, I had a dream of being loved by another person my age. No identity. gave me a warm hug that melted my heart. Ok sounds cheesy but I dream weird stuff ok? Made me realized I don't have love.
• That Dream I told you few days before, about the plane crashing and how it nearly came true.

Ok this one goes like this. SUPER SCHOOL ORIENTATED.
Oh all teacher's names change to protect identity, and to keep them from being jinxed by my dream.

A theatre. I was partnered with Zameer Husref, who in real life, only meets me in malay class and while transiting into Bio lessons. Comes in Ms Lim (not her real name). She started teaching weird languages in the form of indices, with the grammatical portion of the language shown in index form (I know wtf. I didn't make my dream ok?). I took down notes like crazy (Probably influenced by what I did in bio class today).

The place is like one of those theatres but instead of the normal chairs, they have block seats, so I couldn't see. Stood on my chair and the teacher started teaching bio. This weird kid sat next to me, holding a huge amphibian-like creature in his had, with a tube connected to the kid's mouth.

Then, Ms Lim, who was in a rush, explained that some babies are born with defects and needs other creatures to depend on. For some reason, she said frogs was the most suitable 'coz of some stuff, but I don't remember. They started passing around the class a baby sewed onto a frog and for some reason, everytime I passed it down (to a small 9 year old blond-haired girl), it manages to go back to my laps. So I decided to pass it to the right (to Zameer's side) but he's taking notes down, so I held it. the I realized that spikes were coming out of the frog's head and that that side is the mouth. I threw it down and the babies' head fell off. Class dismissed.

The next day, I came into the class with Zameer again, this time into the lvl 7 physics lab, and saw Ms Tan and Mdm Low scribbling something onto the board. They too were in a rush. When I look closer on Mdm Low's face, it was peeling and has thick crusty parts that already peeled, like it was burnt. When I looked at the board, I realized that it was the same notes as yesterday. I tried to reach for my bag but it's too far and my body was exhausted. So I told Zameer to take HIS notes but he refused to entertain me. Then I felt a sharp pain in my arm and I saw light. Then I woke up.

Ok IF this story ever came true, a few points:

• Ms Lim (None of these are their real names, so don't go ASSuming stuff) will be teaching some foreign, native language.
• I'll have a weird encounter with frogs, and might possibly be hurt by them
• I'm gonna meet zameer a lot.
• Ms Tan will help Mdm low in the near future
• Mdm Low will get a skin-related or fire-related accident soon
  
• and finally, I will hurt my arm.

REALLY surreal.
I don't know, these stuffs are kinda stuffs that I watched a few days ago. Or is it because I listen to Smashing Pumpkins too much recently. Oh, oh, here comes an equation

Thoughts in your Mind (T) + Dreaming (D) x The Number of times you listen to smashing pumpkins a day (ySP) = Hallucination (H), Warped reality(W) (HW=Getting High) - the getting high Part (GH)

so in short: (T + D) x ySP = HW-GH

Ugh..
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Today was full of events. Another event I particularly remember was GETTING SPIT ON.

Ok Let me tell y'all another story.
So I have been sitting around with Eugene, Ryan and Justin Goh for a while. Then I drank my Peach Tea. Clement comes into the scene and Ryan called Eugene a whore. Trying to hold back my laugh, I accidentally (ACCIDENTALLY) sprayed the water in my mouth towards justin, ryan and Eugene.

When I was apologizing to Eugene, I realized that Ryan was gone. I looked back-his mouth was full of water. Sprayed me on my face. So Clement was laughing like a freak and I wiped my face onto his shirt. Woah buddy he got angry. So he kinda did the same to me. Sprayed my face with water and poured water from his water bottle to me.

Ok I was wet. Then decided to let Karma decide what to do.

Called Eugene kabutops and then Eugene called Ryan bidoof. Played around with names a little. Clement comes into the scene and I called him pikachu. SPRAYED me with the water on his mouth and ran.

Then I shouted, " Karma will get you!"

And then

BAM

Karma struck.

A car reversed on the General office side of the parking space. ALMOST hit clement. Clement stopped on his tracks. I can hear a voice telling him off. Woah buddy Mr Maran was in the car. He said what's the problem, what's the problem. So I went towards him where clement is standing then Eugene and Ryan followed.

Mr Maran told clement off for running in the carpark and disregarding his own safety. And how clement's shirt was not tucked in and how we were kinda old to play catching. He asked us whether we were playing catching then we all said no.

Hahaha owned. Clement looks quite pissed afterwards.
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I replaced the Cbox's lousy smileys with deviantArt smileys. Check them out. Type jokerplz.
EDIT: Here are the list of codes you can use

seriousplz --Joker Smiley
pringlesplz --Pringles Man smiley
:( --Huge :( face
OMGWTF --That face you make when your wife says "I'm pregnant"
blushplz -- Blushing face
happyplz - -Happy face
hitlerplz --Happy hitler!
itachiplz --Itachi Smiley
O: --O:
;) --Wink smiley
:Paranoid: --Paranoid smiley (personal fav, baby)
:O --Inversed O:?
:clap: --Applaud!
headbang --Self explanatory
lolololol --What you do when you rofl
8D* -- In Love
spork --Sporks Rocks
>( -- Angry
:| --Neutral face / pissed face
^_^ --Lousy emoticon transformed into nice one
:D --:D
>D --Evil smile
:notfunny: --Sarcastic Laugh
:starempty: --No star
:starhalf: --Half a star
:star: --Full star!
:glomp: --hug!
D: --Ohnoes!
:hug: --Give me some man love.

198

198th post. 2 more to two hundred.

I've stayed on this page for like, 1 hour 3 minutes. And This page is blank.
I am easily distracted. ooh, there, I just got distracted again. I left this page for like 31 minutes.

I've just read a book on human behavioral patterns grouped in simple shapes. According to what I've read, I'm a triangle. A triangle stands for purpose. A few weeks ago, I did a post on purpose. For the purpose of proving something to a certain senior. That I, in fact, think as much as he does.

A triangle also gets distracted easily, by simple things. Like for example on a walk to the grocery store, they start looking at objects and think "Why did they put it in this order?" and things like "Did the maker of these cereals made this out of a mold?" and questions partly irrelevant to the objective that the person is supposed to fulfill.

A triangle, hypothetically speaking, is a line with two ends that leads to a certain point which in this case, is the purpose. Triangle oriented people are also interested in miscellany facts such as "Camels and llamas can regurgitate their stomach contents and spit this material at approaching enemies." and "They have square watermelons in Japan." And for some reason, miniscule details that could sometimes freak people out.

Like earlier this post, where for some reason I wrote the exact minutes on how long I've been away, it's quite psycho if you think of it. Oh and earlier today, I made a script for the osmosis skit, and told mr munir that Chia Sin made it, and he called chia sin psycho. Could've been me but oh well.

So whether you're a triangle or a circle, we are all freaks. Everybody has a unique behavior that they subconsciously do because it's routine for them, but might be peculiar to others. Like someone who types their posts in microsoft word or ALWAYS read their posts before posting. These little habits are what makes us special. For example, if all conditions allow, I always sleep on the left side of the bed. What's YOUR 'thing'?
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I've been showing signs of OCD-like behaviour lately. It' really scary 'cause I it's getting really often and I'm becoming more compulsive. I feel weird if I don't finish what I started, even if it's like, counting the number of cards in my deck of cards.

Heaven Help me! D:

Happy birthday.

Onehundredandeightieth.
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I just finished maths homework. Damn irritating.

Ok so for those of you celebrating, Happy Birthday to all of you.




Not gonna post...
But I'll say.




We're all gonna party when the funeral ends.

:D



Happy birthday. Don't get kidnapped by fat old guy.

kindaaaa what I feel.
Like 50% of it is true.

fine 34%
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21.98%
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10%
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3%
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1.2%
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The Joe Satriani and Coldplay thing is really huge. Coldplay's been accused TWICE by two different bands/ artists on the same song (Viva La Vida). Joe Satriani, who obviously have a more awesome drumbeat than the bump bump bump that coldplay has, accused Coldplay of stealing "If I could fly"'s chord progression and melody. Although it's in different tempo and key, the transition between the notes is the same.

stupid coldplay-always stealing.

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I can't wait for the watchmen movie.

Did you know?
my chem is doing a cover for the ending credits of Watchmen?

IT'S LIKE BERRIES AND CREAM MAN.
Watchmen is really awesome. Dr Manhattan has a totally awesome atmosphere. But the movie got his voice all wrong. He's not god. D:


WATCHMENWATCHMEN

NOT. GOING. TO. WORK

This is not going to work.
This is staying at home, and not going to work.


geez.

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Sometimes I wonder whether I should do it or not.
In this post, I will remove any he/she and replace it with an it. Also no reference to any noun would be made, so that my privacy is safe.

I wonder whether I should do it or not. Would it respond positively or negatively? With a "Shaddup XD" or "w/e". It's really confusing. ARR. I used to be able to do this. Maybe it's just too high of a level for me. Well, one step ahead that is. There are some times in life where you've been and you see someone else doing it. I'm sure you'll say, 'cause I did, "I've been through that phase". Looking at it, no, I'd rather not.
Maybe I'm jealous yes. But I'm not desperate.




Scratch that I am desperate. It's the last straw. Just do it. √ (That's supposed to be a tick but whatever.
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Ok I'm over the emo thing now. Just like clement put it (on his blog) "I OFFICIALLY CONCLUDE THAT, SLOW MUSIC MAKES ME EMO. D:"

It's quite true really. Well, not slow music but love songs, which is practically EVERY song these days. Except for green day. Now thanks a lot Mrs *, I can now only listen to green day. D<

Oh and my dad just got a new Breadmaker, which is much better than the old one. Although the bread is still kinda soggy. And grainy.

You know how to kill a person on a plane? Make a shiv. A shiv is a homemade knife. Like the ones you see on TeeVee on prison movies where they make their own knives. That's a shiv. If I was able to make a shiv, I could make it onboard (in the toilet maybe? o:) and start killing. Teehee :D

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Before I die listening to All I want for Christmas is you (The My Chem version, Duh!), I shall post about today's prac.

PT
Played soccer. Went up to the parade square 'cause some guys took the field.
A LOT OF CLOSE SHAVES. A lot of times the ball nearly fell off the parade square. And it did once. Thanks a lot shane. But luckily there was no car down there. Oh and seniors came one by one hahaha. First Shijie came and I took him. Then justin came and hendrik took him and last was bing xing. Saved a few goals but let in a few after fooling around.

Note to self: DON'T try to do a header when you're a keeper.

Oh and Hendrik scored a goal from the middle of the field. Final score: 6-5

PRAC
As I saw at Eugene's blog attendance Sucked. But there's more altoes today.
Hendrik and JonLow took sectionals. Pro la. Likeen feeling down cause he was rejected lol.

[Hendrik]: okay let's do....Jesus song

Lol. Oh and we were making fun of Jonteo's commenting methods.

After I cracked
[Hendrik]: -Points to me- People around there needs to blend more. I'm not pointing at anyone but people around there -moves finger-

lmfao.

In the end, Jonlow didn't do anything (Not even tap) so Likeen went to help Hendrik on that "Guai Lan" part.

[Hendrik]: Altoes are like always the first section to go back from sectionals
[Me]: yeh, 'cause other sections would be like "Aw...Combines" but we're like "YES. YES. FREEDOM. SUCKER"

Oh and coincidentally, we were the first section to finish and come back.

Where are my SLs?...

Remember remember..

The first of December.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I can think of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, it was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow

By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!

Yip! I memorized it.

Last year's first of December...

So yesterday was fun. I get to do whatI wanted to do. PERFORM

So I was actually asked to be sort of like an opening act for my friend's band who was going to perform that day. SO me and my *temporary* band decided to bring teenagers. So we have two guitarist and a drummer (NO BASSS. So we sounded weird) I was of course *AHEM* playing the guitar and singing (FRERARD XD) And playing frank's part and the solo on the guitar (FRAY. Hehe I love word puns). Weirdly, the mike stand keeps on dropping and I had to hod onto it almost half the show.

BEfore that, I was warming up and payed basket case and sang it for fun then my friend's drummer started playing So it was quite....surprising XD.


So that was the third funnest day f my life.

Zomg look at the spelling mistakes.

everytime I look back to dA, memories, bad ones, started to fly back. I really hate it. But that's alright I'm all over it. I Don't Love You. ;)

Talking about dA, let me showcase (AHEMAHEMshowoffAHEMAHEM) past year's works...

The good ol' days.

All by me, duh.

Stuff are according to date. From oldest to newest. The old ones were from my Manga-filled days. To the more recent My Chem stuff.. With special comments from me and the story behind each artwork.

ICHIGO SPLASH- 12 July 2006

C4D | Splash | Manga

One of my earliest work. I remember I made this just after I quitted N-k 'cause it merged with some other Naruto RPG forum. The members were overflowing and not to mention rude. But this is still my favorite work. One of my first C4D works after being told its magic by T3 sensei

TOOBIGTOSHOWSOPLEASECLICKME:D

Kazekage - 18 July 2006

Coloring | Manga 

Colored This. In my whole time in dA, I colored. There will be a few more coloring stuff later on. I also added the text. I also did an embarrassing thing with this work that I shall not say it here. Ask me personally. Also ask for my phone number-I'm desperate.

ODDITY-28 December 2006

Edit | Manga

Ahh this one. If I'm not wrong, this was Part two of the Abstract Works series. I regretted putting those technical brushes on it. Was experimenting with brushes that time. I put it here 'cause this is one of my only works that features more than 3 colors ¬.¬

DISTORTION-6 August 2006

Sig | Manga

Geez, I have a lot of Manga works last last year. This sig was made adter I didn't do anything for a long time. Like 2 weeks. Yes, sirs, I WAS That active. Get up, lazy bum! Oh the font is 28 days later, you know, the movie. 

NOTE: The image is too big, I know. But if I want to finish this before dinner, I must do it quick and you know they're pushy about dinner D:

SANJItohatsuki-1st January 2007

Coloring | Manga | Friend

Happy New year! New year's present to lilmaxx, who drew the picture. I colored it. teehee. One of my favorite coloring pictures, especially with the transparent background. His first comment on this picture was: "You missed a spot under his right arm :)". lol. Oh and Lilmaxx now draws pr0n. So if you are *ing to one of those dirty comics, it might be his work. ;D

FUUTON-January 28 2007

Sig | Manga

MOSAIC ABUSE!! Haha. T3 Sensei (Now suffering in college) was like "Nice mosaic abuse". I remember at that time he said Make the Rasengan Closer to the fuuton and i was like "Why?" But now I totally agree. Oh and it's a no-border! Made this when naruto fused the wind element into his Rasengan. I think.

SAKI LINEART COLORED-February 14 2007

Coloring | Friend

Ah this one. One of my last attempts to color. This is what happens when you do something half-heartedly - PHAIL.

SAMUSARAN-February 4 2007

Sig

This is arguably the best sig I've ever done. I like it 'cause it's so simple. It's only made out of two image-The Samus aran image and the background. The Background is actually a character (which I forgot) from another game. Look closely on the top right of the Signature and you'll see an african-american's face. With dreadlocks. Samus's "Blast" is actually from that guy. And as T3 sensei said-I should've added a border.

VENGEANCE-31 July 2007

Sig

Made this after a flight back home to Singapore. On Singapore airline's interactive thingy, I watched ghawst Raida'. And it was cool. This is when I started to use double color borders. A funny story behind this sig is that I used it at a forum my friend invited me to which just recently started. Most, no, ALL of the users at that time were Female. And one of them was like "Let's beat him up, that sig is scary" And that joke went on. "You're scaring xxxx, I'll make a scarier sig". Good times.

MIKEY WAY-1 August 2007

My Chem | SplashY-

Turning point for my chem. My first my chem work. Mosaic abuse again. :D

THEADVERT PARADE-26 August 2007

My Chem | Splash

Made it after I joined MCRmy. Quite cool huh ;D

TELL ME I'M A NINJA-27 August 2007

My Chem | Comics

Second M.C.R comic. I was sued after the third comic so I had to stop it. I got inspired after Gerard was singing House of Wolves on the Halloween show and "Tell me I'm an Angel" sounds like tell me I'm a ninja. I like Gerard's expression on the bottom. 8D

CONTAGIOUS FROWN-Iforgotthedate

My Chem | Comics

The last M.C.R comic. Got sued when this came out. Got the inspiration from Den's comic "Contagious smile" where Mikey beats Gee in a smiling contest. And the frowning is from drawing. Try drawing someone frowning, you'll frown too. :D

MAMA-27 August 2007

My Chem | Comics

Teehee. Made an original comic after that M.C.R comic. The quote is from Mr. Hamilton. He was like "Attention. My mother, was a belly dancer" During english. Hahaha. Oh and that one time he shouted S*X  to get attention. :D

NO UNDERWEAR-27 October 2007

My Chem | Comics

teehee. This is from the Youtube vid. Here's The whole quote 

[G]: I know something you dont

[Audience]: -cheers-

[G]: And that is, I'm not wearing any underwear

[12 year old girls]: -Faints in ecstasy-

Yeh, lame jokes FTW

.

REAL JEDI USES...-29 October 2007

Random

Inside joke with my friend. So in a distant galaxy, Anakin uses a Pink lightsaber, a pink tutu and likes Llamas.

SCREWING THE WORLD-29 October 2007

Friend | Comics

For Chocoreaper's contest. With this entry, I won the 'Funniest entry" Prize and got a hand-drawn comic by her. Teehee. Oh and the "I thought I was too literal" Joke is an inside joke. The one saying it (MxCxS) made another comic with her painting a shoe black and returning it to the store. Just because of Welcome to The Black Parade's "Take it black and paint it black" lyric.

And finally...

HEAVEN HELP US-12 February 2008

Friend | My Chem | Comic

For Putrithewicked's contest. I get lots of woos for this thing. It was my last real artwork in dA before I left abruptly 'cause of a wunderfal breakup. D;. But this is still my favorite work. Oh, there is a follow-up art but you must find it yourself ;)

Well that was a LONG post. So i shall sign off. 

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LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. 8D

Yeh I think it's really unfair. Feminism and all. They get to do all they want these days and they could just say "We deserve equal rights" and stuff. I mean, us men gets laughed at when we pluck our eyebrows (Not that I do, but I know SOMEONE who does.) Oh and whenever we talk about racy stuff we get accused of watching pronzors while women gets extra credit for doing so. D:

CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF TOO?

Sometimes I miss out on really important stuff. Like just now, reading saturdaymorningbreakfastcereal, I realized this red button and it was so obvious that it is there. Mouseover that red button and POOF, mini comic. Fur example, that comic above, that secret red button (From hereby referred to as as SUPERAWESOMETHINGYTHATREVEALSSECRETCOMICS) shows a women hanging on a ceiling. Lol. Totally different from what we originally tought. So try to find secreteggs from other websites and you might just realize what you're missing. Like the SUPERAWESOMETHINGYTHATREVEALSSECRETCOMICS

Geez i hate macs. Me, totally used to windows, will (Foolishly) click on control+v to paste instead of command. Stupid. Oh and right clicking is nonexistant, only ctrl+click. I really like windows better.

Just had a weird dream last night. It's one of those dreams I have that get me thinking for the whole day. It's like a PREMONITION. ¬_¬

Oh cool, I just realized that the mac could create symbols if I held down alt/option
so from
0123456789abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z
it formed
º¡™£¢∞§¶•ªå∫ç∂´ƒ©˙ˆ∆˚¬µ˜øπœ®ß†¨√∑≈¥ and Ω
and if you held shift
‚⁄€‹›fifl‡°·ÅıÇÎ´Ï˝ÓˆÔÒ˜Ø∏Œ‰Íˇ¨◊„˛Á and ¸

Maybe macs aren't that bad after all. Great job, 


Oh and WHY CAN'T PEOPLE GET THAT VIOLIN CASE JOKE. You need to get a dose of mafioso, my friend.

Do Ants Have Arseholes?

Hohoho.

It's been a long time since I blogged about normal life. By normal life I mean not stealing from other websites.

Two days ago, friday, me and a group of sec twos went to parkway to check prices. So me, Johnlee, Leekin, Joshua Chia and JonPhua went to Fairprice while Rifdi and the scumbags (lol) went to Giant.

In fairprice, this woman went to us and was like "there are frozen food on the ground level". Like shoo-ing us. We were like ok. So we went down and found stuff we wanted. The whole way, Joshua was making sick jokes. Then him and I went up to search for mashed potatoes. We narrowed it down to Betty Crockers and Mr Mash (brand names o:).
Mr Mash:"99% real potato"
LOLOLOLOLOL.
And betty crockers, which looked less disgusting in the product pic, was 100% real potato. So we picked that. Oh and on saturday practice, JonPhua was like. "So what's the other 1%?"

XD

Then we went to Borders while waiting for Rifdi's group to return. We saw Robin and a few of his friends there. Then Joshua showed JohnLee a book he was reading while waiting for us after Tenor 1-on-1s. (Which is like two hours). "I -heart- Sex", which was filled with sick jokes. And pictures.

And then likeen and me found a book called zombie survival guide, and also the title book, "Do ants have arseholes?" From the back of the zombie book, there is a "Top Ten lessons" Here's what they say.

Organize before they rise!

They feel no fear, why should you?

Use your head; cut of theirs.

Blades don't need reloading

Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair

Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

get out of the car, get onto the bike.

Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

No place is safe, only safer

The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Lol real cool.
So the next day after practice, I went to buy those two and another book. I swear, REALLY. DAMN. COOL.

So pick your books right.
:D
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Damn, I have nothing else to post. So...
MORE SMBC COMICS

Telemarketers

Ah telemarketers. The joy of our world. WHO DOESN'T HATE THEM? I mean, come on, we are NOT going to buy your products no matter what. Even if we say "no, thank you", They will rant on, irrelevantly, about why their product is better than the ones you have, even if yours was doctor subscribed. So if you hate telemarketers as much as me, remember this post. 'Cause soon, any telemarketers that calls you will hang up within 10 minutes.

Doing these things to a telemarketer is like a practical joke or a prank, but even funner. Because you know that these telemarketers sits in a cubicle and reads scripts ALL DAY, you know if you irritate them, their mood would be WAY off for their next call. And it would depress them. Now it just sounds mean. ._.

There are three part to this, one is the sureproof way but is really boring (not really). Another is a comprehensive walkthrough of 5 different ways. The last one is really just 50 short techniques you can use on them. So here we go.

PART 1.
Just say yes. Whatever they say, even if it's not a yes or no question, say yes. Don't say yes until he asks you a question. So 1 question, 1 yes. It's like the "And Then" video from youtube, from the "Dude, where's my car" movie. It will drive them crazy and they will hang up, trying to sound polite. But in your heart you know, they just want to rip your brains out.

PART 2.
5 Different techniques, very comprehensive. Originally from netfunny.

1. If you recognize they are telemarketers before you have spoken,
pretend your are an answering machine with a message along these
lines. "Thank you for calling CMTCC, Citizens for Making Telemarketing
a Capital Crime. We now have the support of about 25% of the
legislature.  Soon we will be able to execute those worthless,
money grubbing dregs, making the earth a better place to live.  Please
send your tax deductible contribution to ...."

2. See how many times you can put them on hold.  First make sure you get
the name of the person you are talking to, because sooner or later
they will hang up.  Then if they call you again, you can express
your righteous indignation at being hung up on, and let them know
you were going to buy/contribute, but given the rudeness of ....
you have decided not to.  They key to this one is make the time they
have to hold fairly short.  After 30 seconds or so tell them
you have to turn down the stove and put them on hold for 45 secs.
On returning, ask them to start their pitch again.  Every time you
return have them restart their pitch.  Some good excuses for putting them on
hold for a short while:  the kids are fighting,
the pet needs to go in/out, the baby is into ?,  someone is at the
door,  you have a call on another line, ...

3. If you have an answering machine, turn it on so they can here you
are recording the call.  Make sure you get the person's name, and
the company's name and address.  Then inform them something like
this.  "Under state law I am hereby notifying you that you
(you as an individual and the company) are prohibited from calling
this number (xxx-xxxx) to solicit ever again.  If you or the company
calls again, you personally and the company will be liable for
penalties up to $10,000.  Is this clear?"  Just something to
hopefully make them nervous.  (Actually Virginia came pretty close
to passing a law like this.  Unfortunately, the telemarketing
lobby bribed our legislature into killing the bill.  Maybe next
year ...)

4. After they have gone through their entire sales pitch, tell them
how interested you are.  But first, you want to talk to them
about ....  Then launch into a pitch for them to contribute to
some charity  that sounds quasi-legit but is really just for
your personnel benefit.  If they do not contribute, then hang up
in righteous indignation that they are such uncaring human beings.
If they will, give then a address to send the contribution to,
thank them, and hang up before they have a chance to change the
subject back to what they called you about.

5. After they have given their entire sales pitch, say you are
interested but first you need the telemarketer's personnel
home phone number.  When they ask why tell them that they
have your personel home number so before you complete the
deal, you want to be on even ground with them and you need
their number.  If they don't give it to you, yup, you guessed it,
hangup in righteous indignation.  If they do, say you will call
back to order/contribute.  Then do so at some reasonable hour, in
case they have given you a phony number.  But if it is a correct
number, post it on the net.
Not so anyone would harrass this person,  ;)
but so all of us would have the opportunity to contact this person
about whatever it is that is being telemarketed.  And since
so many of us are night owls, we will be calling at a time convenient
to us, like 4 am. ;)


PART 3

A group of different techniques. 50 of them. Really fun to use. Originally from Justsickjokes.

Talk really fast.

Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud. Say that you can’t hear them over the static.

Make up your own language. Speak it.

Hang up.

Make up a one word language. Speak it.

Say, “This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?”

If they say “Yes” to number 6 say, “Please state the nature of the emergency.” Then insist that their emergency isn’t an emergency. Hang up.

If they say “No” to number 6 say, “I’m sorry but this line is for emergencies only.” Hang up.

Pretend you just took hostages, and make demands.

Pretend that you are a hostage negotiator, and try to get the telemarketer to release the hostages.

Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.

Pretend that your phone line is an automatic phone sex line.

Dial the phone and say, “Hey! I lent you 50 bucks. You better pay up or else I’m gonna come over there and hurt you! “

Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter that it isn’t ringing.

Claim to be the mafia.

Say, “Moe’s tavern Moe speaking.”

Say something that Moe would say to Bart after Bart makes a prank call.

Ask him/her if he/she would like a magazine or newspaper subscription.

Ask the telemarketer to find your friend Mike last name Rotch. Claim you will only buy a subscription from them.

Say, “Oh no! It’s the Feds! They’re on to us!”

Claim to be the FBI. Say, “This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. How may I help you?”

Dial *69. Wait about a minute and say, “Damn unreliable *69.”

Speak a foreign language.

If you do # 24 and the telemarketer gets a person who speaks the language you used, speak another language, use a made up language, or say that you were speaking English the whole time.

Pretend that the telemarketer is your husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend. Talk sexually, making references to what you are going to do to him/her later tonight. When you “realize” that you are not speaking to your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend yell, “Pervert!” Slam the phone down to hang up.

Say, “Help! I’m being robbed! He’s got a gun!”

Communicate only through Morse code.

Talk to the telemarketer. During the conversation dial the phone, and ask for Bill. Do this repeatedly.

Try to sell the telemarketer something.

Act drunk.

Turn on your shower. Say that you are on a portable phone and are really late for an important meeting. Scream as though you were electrocuted.

Ask him/her if he/she can smell bacon. Insist that there is a strong scent of bacon over the phone.

Ask if he/she has been to Australia. Regardless of his/her answer ask if you can buy a boomerang and didgeridoo.

If he/she says “No” to #36 insist that he/she buy yours.

If he/she says “Yes” to #36 ask if he/she will take a strange currency.

Pretend to be an escaped mental patient. Mutter things like, “They’ll never catch me again,” “No! Not the jacket! No, no, no!” After saying one of these mutter incoherently.

Make him/her dance for a sale. Claim that you won’t buy because you couldn’t see him/her dance.

Make him/her sing to get a sale.

If a male sings for #41, claim that he sounds like Brittany Spears.

If a female sings for #41, claim that she sounds like Barry White.

Pretend to be really interested. Then say, “No.”

Engage him/her in an “intellectual” conversation on an extremely boring subject.

Say nothing until he/she hangs up.

Say, “I told you. I don’t know where your dog is!” Then hang up.

Keep crackers near the phone. When a telemarketer calls eat the crackers. Chew loudly, make slurping noises, and talk with your mouth full. If you want pretend that you are choking.

After he/she hangs up, use *69 or Caller ID to get the phone number. Call the telemarketer.

Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need some time to think, and that you’ll get back to them.

If he/she is selling a newspaper or magazine, go on and on about how great another newspaper/magazine is.

Pretend you are a telemarketer from a rival company. Get him/her to buy your product.

Say, “Yes” immediately to whatever they are selling and hang up immediately afterwards.

Young People's guide to SATB choir

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Had nothing to do while waiting for one on ones so I decided to share something I found on Uncyclopedia. It's been posted in a few places in the net but it's still worth reading.

I've cut off the first part cause it was inappropriate. Oh and this is funny cause it's kinda true, in an exaggerated manner.

THE SOPRANOS are the ones who sing the highest, and because of this they think they rule the world. They have longer hair, fancier jewelry, and swishier skirts than anyone else, and they consider themselves insulted if they are not allowed to go at least to a high F in every movement of any given piece. When they reach the high notes, they hold them for at least half again as long as the composer and/or conductor requires, and then complain that their throats are killing them and that the composer and conductor are sadists. Sopranos have varied attitudes toward the other sections of the chorus, though they consider all of them inferior. Altos are to sopranos rather like second violins to first violins - nice to harmonize with, but not really necessary. All sopranos have a secret feeling that the altos could drop out and the piece would sound essentially the same, and they don't understand why anybody would sing in that range in the first place - it's so boring. Tenors, on the other hand, can be very nice to have around; besides their flirtation possibilities (it is a well-known fact that sopranos never flirt with basses), sopranos like to sing duets with tenors because all the tenors are doing is working very hard to sing in a low-to-medium soprano range, while the sopranos are up there in the stratosphere showing off. To sopranos, basses are the scum of the earth - they sing too damn loud, are useless to tune to because they're down in that low, low range - and there has to be something wrong with anyone who sings in the F clef, anyway.

THE ALTOS are the salt of the earth - in their opinion, at least. Altos are unassuming people, who would wear jeans to concerts if they were allowed to. Altos are in a unique position in the chorus in that they are unable to complain about having to sing either very high or very low, and they know that all the other sections think their parts are pitifully easy. But the altos know otherwise. They know that while the sopranos are screeching away on a high A, they are being forced to sing elaborate passages full of sharps and flats and tricks of rhythm, and nobody is noticing because the sopranos are singing too loud (and the basses usually are too). Altos get a deep, secret pleasure out of conspiring together to tune the sopranos flat. Altos have an innate distrust of tenors, because the tenors sing in almost the same range and think they sound better. They like the basses, and enjoy singing duets with them - the basses just sound like a rumble anyway, and it's the only time the altos can really be heard. Altos' other complaint is that there are always too many of them and so they never get to sing really loud.

THE TENORS are spoiled. That's all there is to it. For one thing, there are never enough of them, and choir directors would rather sell their souls than let a halfway decent tenor quit, while they're always ready to unload a few altos at half price. And then, for some reason, the few tenors there are are always really good - it's one of those annoying facts of life.. So it's no wonder that tenors always get swollen heads - after all, who else can make sopranos swoon? The one thing that can make tenors insecure is the accusation (usually by the basses) that anyone singing that high couldn't possibly be a real man.. In their usual perverse fashion, the tenors never acknowledge this, but just complain louder about the composer being a sadist and making them sing so damn high. Tenors have a love-hate relationship with the conductor, too, because the conductor is always telling them to sing louder because there are so few of them. No conductor in recorded history has ever asked for less tenor in a forte passage. Tenors feel threatened in some way by all the other sections - the sopranos because they can hit those incredibly high notes; the altos because they have no trouble singing the notes the tenors kill themselves for; and the basses because, although they can't sing anything above an E, they sing it loud enough to drown the tenors out. Of course, the tenors would rather die than admit any of this. It is a little-known fact that tenors move their eyebrows more than anyone else while singing.

THE BASSES sing the lowest of anybody. This basically explains everything. They are stolid, dependable people, and have more facial hair than anybody else. The basses feel perpetually unappreciated, but they have a deep conviction that they are actually the most important part (a view endorsed by musicologists, but certainly not by sopranos or tenors), despite the fact that they have the most boring part of anybody and often sing the same note (or in endless fifths) for an entire page. They compensate for this by singing as loudly as they can get away with - most basses are tuba players at heart. Basses are the only section that can regularly complain about how low their part is, and they make horrible faces when trying to hit very low notes. Basses are charitable people, but their charity does not extend so far as tenors, whom they consider effete poseurs. Basses hate tuning the tenors more than almost anything else. Basses like altos - except when they have duets and the altos get the good part. As for the sopranos, they are simply in an alternate universe which the basses don't understand at all. They can't imagine why anybody would ever want to sing that high and sound that bad when they make mistakes. When a bass makes a mistake, the other three parts will cover him, and he can continue on his merry way, knowing that sometime, somehow, he will end up at the root of the chord.

McDonalds fail

I was surfing through I-am-bored.com just now and saw a link to this article


Real food is perishable. With time, it begins to decay. It’s a natural process, it just happens. Beef will rot, bread will mold. But what about a McDonald’s burger? Karen Hanrahan saved a McDonald’s burger from 1996 and, oddly enough, it looks just as “appetizing” and “fresh” as a burger you might buy today. Is this real food?

You would have to walk 7 hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fries and Big Mac. Even indulging in fast food as an occasional treat is a recipe for weight gain...unless you're planning to hit each treadmill in the treadmill bay afterwards.

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Containing less fat, salt and sugar, your pet’s food may be healthier than what they serve at McDonald’s.

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In 2007, the employees of an Orlando-area McDonald's were caught on camera pouring milk into the milkshake machine out of a bucket labeled "Soiled Towels Only." That particular restaurant had already been cited for 12 different sanitary violations. Though McDonald's proudly stands by its safety standards, and not every restaurant has such notorious incidents, the setting of a fast food restaurant staffed with low-paid employees at a high turnover rate arguably encourages bending the rules. (McDonald's isn't alone in this, of course - Burger King is actually ranked as the dirtiest of all the fast food chains.)

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McDonald’s supports the destruction of the Amazon rainforest. Much of the soy-based animal feed used to fatten fast-food chickens is grown in the Amazon. Are those chicken nuggets really worth acres of irreplaceable trees? (Especially considering how important carbon sinks like the rainforest are to halt global warming!) Fast food supports a completely unsustainable system of agriculture. It's cruel to animals, unhealthy for humans, and bad for the planet.

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Even Prince Charles, while touring a diabetes center in the United Arab Emirates, commented that banning McDonald’s is key to health and nutrition. Don't let the salads and chicken breasts fool you. The "chicken" at McDonald's, by the way, comes with a whole lot more than chicken.

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As if feeding children high-fat, high-sodium, low-nutrition “food” weren't bad enough, some Happy Meals in 2006 contained toy Hummers. It’s as if McDonald’s was encouraging a whole generation of kids not only to guzzle food, but to guzzle gas as well. Would you like a few barrels of petroleum with that?

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The processed fat in McDonald’s food (and other fast food) promotes endothelial dysfunction for up to 5 hours after eating the meal. Endothelial tissue is what lines the inside of blood vessels.

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For those who enjoy sex, take note: erectile dysfunction is connected to endothelial dysfunction. Morgan Spurlock of Super Size Me commented that his normally healthy sexual function deteriorated in just one month when he ate only food from McDonald’s. Even his girlfriend commented on camera that “he’s having a hard time, you know, getting it up.”

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How many cows does it take to keep the world loaded with Big Macs? I had to do a some research and a little math, but according to a brief video inside one of McDonald’s 6 meat processing plants, about 500,000 pounds of beef is processed per day, per plant. If an average beef cow weighs 1,150 pounds, that means 2609 cows a day are turned into burgers. That’s 952,285 cows per year. And that’s just in the United States. Eating a hamburger may not be worse than driving a Hummer, but it's bad. One hamburger patty does not necessarily come from one cow. Think about that. You're eating bits of hundreds of cows.

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Maybe you just pop in for an inexpensive latte. Watch out for the caramel syrup (Sugar, water, fructose, natural (plant source) and artificial flavor, salt, caramel color (with sulfites), potassium sorbate (preservative), citric acid, malic acid) or the chocolate drizzle (Corn syrup, water, hydrogenated coconut oil, high fructose corn syrup, glycerin, nonfat milk, cocoa, cocoa (processed with alkali), food starch-modified, disodium phosphate, potassium sorbate (preservative), xanthan gum, artificial flavor (vanillin), salt, soy lecithin). Please don't put that stuff into your body. Eat healthy cheap food instead - you can be well and still save cash.

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Are you a vegetarian with a French fry craving? You better skip McDonald’s because their fries actually contain milk (and wheat) and though they’re fried in vegetable oil, the oil is flavored with beef extract. (McDonald's famously misled customers for years.)

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Do you want high blood pressure? Hit the drive-through. Eating a McDonald’s chicken sandwich (any of ‘em, take your pick) will give you about 2/3 of the recommended daily amount of sodium. And if you actually do have high blood pressure, that’s way more than you really need.

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Finally unveiled: the secret of the Big Mac’s “secret sauce.”

Soybean oil, pickle relish [diced pickles, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, vinegar, corn syrup, salt, calcium chloride, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate (preservative), spice extractives, polysorbate 80], distilled vinegar, water, egg yolks, high fructose corn syrup, onion powder, mustard seed, salt, spices, propylene glycol alginate, sodium benzoate (preservative), mustard bran, sugar, garlic powder, vegetable protein (hydrolyzed corn, soy and wheat), caramel color, extractives of paprika, soy lecithin, turmeric (color), calcium disodium EDTA (protect flavor).

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Yum. Cheap oil and cheap syrup. Many people depend upon cheap food such as the sort offered at McDonald's, whether due to the economic conditions we currently face or low incomes. So shouldn't we be examining regulations that subsidize corn syrup but consider fruits and vegetables - the building blocks of a healthy body and green planet - to be "speciality" crops? Shouldn't we be promoting urban gardening, community gardens and spreading information about low-cost farmers' markets and CSAs? And focusing on the abundant choices of cheap food that are tasty and green?

Still not convinced? Maybe this 1970s trip through McDonaldland will give you enough nightmares to keep your loved ones away forever.

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Source: Ecosalon