Numa numa numa iei

Ahh today have been a long day.

I slept early the previous day (yes, 12 is early ha ha) and woke up at 8. Waking up early feels good 'cause you can lock yourself in the bathroom without guilt. Hahaha.

Which I did. I woke up with the stomachache from yesterday. Haha I think I spent like 15 minutes in there. Now I've got it again. Ahh. Found out that rifdi's not coming today. tsk. Took a bath blablabla read a book about brains while eating breakfast then made my way to parkway (rhyme O:). Sat in the chair in the cooking section 'cause nobody ever sits there then waited for Rachall. Then she came and gave me the note.

Oh while sitting on the chair in the children section there was this guy with a damn funny ringtone. Actually it's not really funny, but it rang inside the peaceful borders so everyone can hear the midi hahaha. Also there was this guy (apparently with red socks) who kept staring at the woman beside him while reading some random book. He also stared at Rachall. Hahaha stalkers. And then when we went out of borders and up the elevator he followed, so you can guess how nicklim will behave a few years down the road. Then she bought some pretzels after saying that she wants to buy some a few times (hahaha) and I went back to school.

Shaf was late. ahh. So I went in with him and he was like "Maybe if we walked fast enough the security guard won't notice" and he just didn't care haha. He bought his Pe/uniform and then we bought drinks. And then he SMSed clive "We are on the way". Haha arse. Oh i spilled my drink on my pants 'cause I was looking at shaf going down on the chicken like some madman. Haha.

So we got on the bus and started being bored and going on facebook.

Shaf: "Eh that guy over there has the same phone as you"
Me: "Girl"
Shaf: "Huh no lah guy"
Me: "Breasts are involved, it's a girl"

Hahaha shafeeq couldn't distinguish between a man and a women. Although she clearly looks like one. Tsk. Haha and when we just got onto the bus he SMSed clive "At most 10 minutes". From school to City hall takes like what 20 minutes? haha.

We went into HMV and saw clive wearing his portapros. Then we hid behind the just arrived cd rack and took pictures. Haha stalking. He didn't notice that we were there even when my flash went off. Then we went to eat burger king and made a lot of jokes about clive's ears. Haha. Oh oh. Since he didn't save my number inside his phone, I decided to call him while he's right next to me. Then he picked up the phone. I started talking in my phone, still beside him, and he asks "Hello?". I went "You should be at tuition now". He was like "shit this must be my tuition teacher". Hahahaha. Shaf was sitting opposite and laughing like mad. Hahaha.

Everything after that was a blur. Just full of jokes and stuff. Oh I took Clive's specs haha I couldn't see with it. I just realized they (we) talked about sick stuff the whole time. Which is fun. Hahaha with 2 of the sickest people I know. They started talking about what kind of ahems they watch. Haha.

After buying tissue paper from an old woman
[Shaf]: "yes I did something good today. That'll take off the dosa from 2 hours of wanking"

oh and in City Hall MRT there were these two couples who were ttly PDA-ing. Then shaf sat beside them and ask me to imitate them. I came closer but couldn't hold my laughter. hahaha. Then Clive and I laughed like hell in PUBLIC. his face turned damn red haha. Oh and they went into the MRT and continued to PDA. Geez people get a room.

ahh then went home and stopped at aljunied MRT. Clive barely caught his bus. whee.


For all you interwebz people, here's a marching band doing numa numa

Worst idea ever.

WORST IDEA EVER. Well the idea was awesome, but the delivery was total crap.

Basically the raddest thing on earth

NOTE:

People I have vowed not to use my computer from next week onwards, and limiting myself to only one hour this week. So this might as well be the last post before exam ends (22nd october? Iunno) So 1 month without blogging would be quite hard. But I'll be setting aside breaks for myself. Which is cool. yeah.

ENJOY THE AWESOME BANJONESS

Appreciation

I just recently opened my mind to new things. I like way more things than before. Although a few things still suck. I now tip my hat to early 00s boybands. I just realized that they could sing damn well. Ah well.

Playing music nonstop today!. Played like all the song on my itunes since like 5+. I love Smashing Pumpkins. What's new. Foo Fighter is awesome. What's new.

Ah so me and Rifdi were talking about how each band makes us think of something, like Smashing Pumpkin's chorus sounding like summer or Aerosmith sounding like an warm autumn ballad despite the screaming. It's really fun coming up with these kinds of stuff.

Gosh I am bored.

Oh yeah went to Marine Parade town centre for service learning today. Some carnival thing. The class helped out the people take the elderly's height and weight, do surveys, and teach them how to play wii. Hahaha. Me and Nick Lim were running around taking pictures, fighting to see who should stay at the stall and take pictures of the elderly who wants their picture taken. They gave out hokkien noodles after they played wii bowling! How awesome is that. Yeah so there was this magician guy, he's really awesome. Haha saw the ping pong ball when he tenkai-ed it. And now I know how to multiply ping pong balls ;). Gimmicks! Yeah then there was this guy who went to take his picture twice 'cause he forgot that he took it the first time. Old age is a scary thing.

Oh yeah then SM Goh Chok Tong came! Took pictures of him and the toilet lady. Then he passed by our wii thing and tried it out. TING YAO GOT A PHOTO WITH HIM AND THE SM TOOK THE PHOTO HOME. He's so famous lah. I mean ting yao. Then there was this policeman who looked like Zuraimi. Hahaha.

Anyway photos for that event is up on facebook!
Alif Keenan

Create Your Badge

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EDIT:
I was bored.. so Sharmain sent me a link. It was pure win.



ONE MORE



Alan!

Hmm

Yes yes I'm too lazy to post. But some things in this world doesn't need words to be awesome.


Like this

BEST PROPOSAL EVER.

That is freaking awesome.

I mean, disneyland y'know?

FOO

This song never fails to amaze me.

Doowop

Cool old men singing cool old song.



Big update soon!

BA

OK I will be starting this thing until I can blog properly.
Here is viral video of the day.

yes, that one video that makes you smile and say WTF. Or maybe aww.

Here it is: A turtle, a shoe, and lots of love.

Not gonna update anytime soon. Too...many...things to do.


I promise an update after the sec 3 camp!

At the wrong place.

Don't Judge Too Quickly... We Won't. - video powered by Metacafe

Haha it's not really my type to post videos like this but there's a log test tomorrow, so here's a quick update.

I swear I know people who visit my blog prolly won't even press that play button but man, you don't know what you're missing. This is one of the funniest thing I've seen this past few days. I particularly like the second and third one. Haha "That sure killed him"

Oh well, you don't know what you're missing.

EDIT: You know that kid I posted yesterday?
Yeah?
JONAS BROTHERS FANS REJOICE.
HERE'S THE KID SINGING THAT BURNING UP SONG

Ray toro.

This made my day :)

Wow, dude

I'm about to show you just about the most amazing thing in the world.

You have seen Guys go at each other in Ultimate Fighting Champion
You have seen students drum-duelling each other in classrooms using tables
You have seen Guitarists use their picks to melt your F*cking faces.

Here's the ultimate instrument, played the in the awesomest way possible.




SHAMISEN DUELLING FTW.

Ok the sound of that instrument reminds me of sushi restaurants' hand-wiping towel thingy. Argh.

Back to homework. Hohoho.

DESOLATION ROW

Noob alert.

My Chemical Romance-Desolation Row Cover.


Woohoo.

Desolation Row cover cover by me.

Messed up the solo quite a bit, so I panicked teehee 88D. But I'm really proud of this 'cause I tabbed everything out myself, which is a great feeling trust me.

EDIT: Lol I just realized that in the preview, I'm kinda pointing middle finger haha.

SETER

SMASHING PUMPKINS ROCKS
SMASHING PUMPKINS ROCK


WOOHOO.
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My hand hurts. I've been playing Smashing pumpkin songs for 3 hours straight. Actually only 5 of them but I repeat baby.

Now my finger is numb. Not bleeding, numb. As I type, I keep deleting words 'cause I typo so much 'cause my sense of touch is nulled.

Arrrgh.



oh and 1 more script to go until I make the video group. No? you don't know? Me and Alex are planning to make a sketch troupe. But we'll only start shooting after I made 5 scripts and then I'll make one each week. Maybe not shoot each week but def. a script each week. With so much going in school, there are loads of materials to write on.

But homeworks kills.

Happy birthday.

Onehundredandeightieth.
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I just finished maths homework. Damn irritating.

Ok so for those of you celebrating, Happy Birthday to all of you.




Not gonna post...
But I'll say.




We're all gonna party when the funeral ends.

:D



Happy birthday. Don't get kidnapped by fat old guy.

kindaaaa what I feel.
Like 50% of it is true.

fine 34%
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The Joe Satriani and Coldplay thing is really huge. Coldplay's been accused TWICE by two different bands/ artists on the same song (Viva La Vida). Joe Satriani, who obviously have a more awesome drumbeat than the bump bump bump that coldplay has, accused Coldplay of stealing "If I could fly"'s chord progression and melody. Although it's in different tempo and key, the transition between the notes is the same.

stupid coldplay-always stealing.

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I can't wait for the watchmen movie.

Did you know?
my chem is doing a cover for the ending credits of Watchmen?

IT'S LIKE BERRIES AND CREAM MAN.
Watchmen is really awesome. Dr Manhattan has a totally awesome atmosphere. But the movie got his voice all wrong. He's not god. D:


WATCHMENWATCHMEN

Sally the Camel Has

Hohoho.

Was chatting with nabil, who has friendly match on the 11th december which results in sudden death. Wait, no, wrong.

So we were talking and he brought up this story.

[21:22] <[2000 Light Years Away]> says:
Sally the camel has

[21:22] <[2000 Light Years Away]> says:
pause

[21:22] <[2000 Light Years Away]> says:
nine humps

[21:22] - nabil . says:
once upon a time

[21:22] <[2000 Light Years Away]> says:
five

[21:22] - nabil . says:
snow white was so horny

[21:23] <[2000 Light Years Away]> says:
ok...

[21:23] - nabil . says:
she grabbed pinochio and placed him in between her legs and shouted to him

[21:23] - nabil . says:
LIE TO ME BASTARD

[21:23] - nabil . says:
LIE!!!

[21:23] <[2000 Light Years Away]> says:
....

[21:23] <[2000 Light Years Away]> says:
XDDD

Lol. Oh and before that, he sent me a link to a Barney vid.


Sally the Camel Has- Five humps.

and it eventually goes down.
Wait for the end for the Shocker.

"Sally the camel has, no humps 'cause Sally is a Horse"

Nabil was right, when the girl says "Horse", we (Initially) hear it as, ahem, Wh*re.




And the quote of the day: It's a fucking cycle of humankind

He was talking about the audience. He said,"Husband humps wife and Wife humps Child. It's a fucking cycle of humankind"

"If not, gonna get grounded yo."



Pervert Cat.

God Save My Blog

Dammit. I only had like 3 viewers today. What the hell is wrong with the world. Can't they read a perfectly good blog, with a perfectly normal content? What I need is publicity. Let's get Viral!

Nah let's not. I'll let the professionals do all the dirty jobs. Talking about dirty jobs...

Here's what I saw on i-am-bored.com



Us people should feel really lucky. Would you wanna do that? Help a cow lactate by blowing into its A-Hole? Yeah, right. IT'S FRIGGING DISGUSTING. But without it, we'll have no steak. So thank those kids who help your future dinner grow up by blowing into their mothers...forget it.


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Oh, I just got my new Fad-oh-Rah. Fedora. lol. Here's a picture. Or pictures. If you're a grammarwhore like me.Good Morning Sir. I'm glad you didn't shred me to bits today.

Fedoraaa

Kewl huh.

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Dude remember that day I told you about buying another book? "That's B*ll*cks!". It's a really cool book. Just like Snopes.com but publicised. Here's one of my favorite stories in there...

NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.

An American lawyer was given a box of twenty-four rare and expensive Cuban Cigars by a grateful client and made sure they were included in his insurance policy, which covered flood, fire and theft. Within a few months, he had smoked all of the cigars and then made a cheeky claim on his insurance, maintaining they had been 'lost in a series of small fires'.

The insurance company refused to pay, for obvious reasons, but the lawyer, having read through the terms and conditions of his policy, took them to court. It seems he was the only person not to be surprised when he won his case: despite the judge agreeing with the insurance company that the claim was tenuous, he still ruled the policy did indeed cover small fires. Faced with an expensive appeal process, which they were in no way certain of winning, the insurance company accepted the ruling and agreed to a compensation payment of $15,000 to the lawyer

However, immediately after the payment had been accepted, the insurance company had the lawyer arrested on twenty-four counts of arson and he was later convicted on his own evidence of intentionally burning his own property and sentenced to twenty-four months in prison and a $24,000 fine.

Quite cool huh? Only a smart person could pull that off. Hahaha.

Well it's quite late so I better get sleeping. Lol. Kbb :D

Marine Parade Laybreeee....

Today was the library performance. Meh it's not that great. I can't help laughing in the improvised happy birthday to patrick and jimmy. Lol. And an old boy (So he said) was asking Aaron questions when Cheng Kan made a remark.

"You look quite young for your age"

lol.

Oh btw, that "Old boy" Graduated in 1960. DUDE BE MORE SUBTLE.

I'm in really no mood to blog right now.
But here's youtube vids I was watching just now. It's from Goodness Gracious me. Both of them are Indian clips, cause the british ones are not so funny.

Look here, Ranjeet the red-nosed reindeer!


Oh and another even funnier one. It's not that funny at first but as it progresses, it makes you laugh. I don't even know why it's funny.
Here is "Indian Sex Hotline" (Don't worry, it's safe.)



And the last one, LIC-Lack of Indian Culture. A doctor cures a woman's lack of culture-with several side effects.