Yeh I think it's really unfair. Feminism and all. They get to do all they want these days and they could just say "We deserve equal rights" and stuff. I mean, us men gets laughed at when we pluck our eyebrows (Not that I do, but I know SOMEONE who does.) Oh and whenever we talk about racy stuff we get accused of watching pronzors while women gets extra credit for doing so. D:

CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF TOO?

Sometimes I miss out on really important stuff. Like just now, reading saturdaymorningbreakfastcereal, I realized this red button and it was so obvious that it is there. Mouseover that red button and POOF, mini comic. Fur example, that comic above, that secret red button (From hereby referred to as as SUPERAWESOMETHINGYTHATREVEALSSECRETCOMICS) shows a women hanging on a ceiling. Lol. Totally different from what we originally tought. So try to find secreteggs from other websites and you might just realize what you're missing. Like the SUPERAWESOMETHINGYTHATREVEALSSECRETCOMICS

Geez i hate macs. Me, totally used to windows, will (Foolishly) click on control+v to paste instead of command. Stupid. Oh and right clicking is nonexistant, only ctrl+click. I really like windows better.

Just had a weird dream last night. It's one of those dreams I have that get me thinking for the whole day. It's like a PREMONITION. ¬_¬

Oh cool, I just realized that the mac could create symbols if I held down alt/option
so from
0123456789abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z
it formed
º¡™£¢∞§¶•ªå∫ç∂´ƒ©˙ˆ∆˚¬µ˜øπœ®ß†¨√∑≈¥ and Ω
and if you held shift
‚⁄€‹›fifl‡°·ÅıÇÎ´Ï˝ÓˆÔÒ˜Ø∏Œ‰Íˇ¨◊„˛Á and ¸

Maybe macs aren't that bad after all. Great job, 


Oh and WHY CAN'T PEOPLE GET THAT VIOLIN CASE JOKE. You need to get a dose of mafioso, my friend.

>)

>)

Sometimes having the power to turn water into wine could make you smile.




An Evil Smile >)


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Hey Ho. Let's Go

Zomgzomgzomgzomgzomg

I've been bored the past few days and I realized that what I needed was a dose of awsum bloggin'yo. Meh, I don't really have any real substance in what I'm going to post but heck it, it kills time.

So there I was eating breakfast in a really '60s style market, when I saw this old huy selling old records - Both on Vinyl and CDs. And for god's sake those rare vinyls sells REALLY cheap, like Singapore market price although if you sell it on the net, it could go off for thousands. But I'm not really into Van Halen or (Dammit!) The Beach Boys, which is a 24 carat gold CD selling for 25 bucks. Then I saw this awesome Ramones CD with like 33 tracks and two demo tracks which costs $25. Bought it. Then with my remaining $7, I bought a Blink CD. REALLY damn cheap. You know what people say, back to basics.

Ohh damn I forgot what I wanted to post. Let me rethink..
Nah nothing.

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I'm really bugged on why people couldn't spall prropelry. I mean it's not tat hard rite? In My Opinion, proper english is necessary in order to maintain peace and order. Well, not really. But it does help keep the annoyance level down.

Meh, once I get more stuff to post, I will. Photospam when I reach Sing-apore.

Blitzkrieg bop.

Wheeps

Hihihi.

Posting from the airport. Terminal three.

Wanted to post something deep but I can't do that with a full stomach so here's my moral of the day.

Japanese girls are awesome.

Time FLIES c-<---<

Ok that's supposed to be an airplane.

I am now packing for Australia. Not the clothes but things on my carry one luggage. Y'know, books, game. 7 hour flight, alone and in really snuggy clothing Can kill you the same way listening to Li Keen and JohnLee singing HSM3 songs during choir camp.

Talking about choir camp, it was fun and, despite the often unmotivated team members, we managed to get a good place, 2nd, with a 4 point difference from the first (Rifdi's group)

Oh well, I shall blog later (hmm, maybe 12 hours later, when I land) so you people could get a thorough walkthrough of the camp.

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Right now I can hardly breathe..
lmfao, killer, we managed to laugh during the scary parts of the movie (Boo) on purpose to, you know, Anti-Climaxitize it.

Longview.

Lololol.
Today is Green Day.

No, I'm kidding. Just that I happen to get a lot of Green Day stuff today. Like just now I was practicing for the show, and there was like two Green Day songs on my list. Then accidentally played Dearly beloved (By Green Day) when My Heroine was playing. Later on, I was at College Humor watching their awesome original videos. And there was this video
where the radio went totally metaphor-free on for a few hours and all the songs' true meanings were 'Revealed'. Then Longview came up andwatchthevideotohearthesickrealmeaning. Then I was watching friends when somebody said "I've slept with Billie Joe.....Well, who hasn't?"

okay okay whatever.

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Lol let me try to do a menacingly confusing post involving my psychological state of mind. Guess who I'm copying.. (Clement watch your eyes!)

Having a goal is something very important. Not having a goal, on the other hand, could lead up to disastrous results, or a deserted island. A lot of people say the journey is more important than the goal 'cause you learn stuff there, but in my opinion, going on a goalless journey is like a metal band doing a love ballad - Pointless and stupid.

Look at it this way. If for example if by any means possible you end up in a zombiepocalypse. You are escaping from a Class 4 outbreak- where zombies would have overrun the entire human race leaving only few survivors. If you are going to run away, just run away without a goal, you WILL end up dehydrating and a high chance of encountering the undead and end up as dinner. So in order to succeed in a mission, as insignificant as it may be, you must have a goal. What for you do 20 pull ups a day if you're doing it 'just for the heck of it'? There's a high possibility that you would reach a much more desirable result if you had set goals as you would push yourself further.

But a goal alone is not the most successful method of completing a task, because an unplanned journey and goal would end up as a failure. Planning is an essential part of everyday life and most oftenly, only takes a brief time to carry out. Daily, we think of our schedule, really quickly, on our way to school. What are we going to eat during recess, what are you going to do when that boring teacher starts to lecture on mannerism, are some of the things you always and often subconsciously do everyday. So now you see how simple planning could be, let's be more organized and write it out on paper-for the long term.

So according to the information above, a task, be it the most intricate form such as building a large hadron collider or a simple task like cooking, there are three parts to doing it - Planning (Or in some cases, preparation), Execution and eventually- producing a decent product. With enough and proper planning, execution would be a breeze and the goal would be reached. With a goal, planning would be a much rigid and solid one, preventing mess ups because you KNOW what you want and you know your limit.

So what about other people who plan for a living, like party planners?

These people are good if you want to have an easy way out, but there is never an easy way out. Although they are professionals, and their work might seem impressive, it would be best if you learn from them and use that skill for future purposes. Because you are the one who knows what you want, or your goal for that matter, so you can build your own way towards that place and hopefully end up as what you want. But these professionals, although unnecessary, could more often than not turn out to be your greatest allies and help you through in your early stages of deciding your goal and planning towards it.

Always have a plan B. Failed to make a perfect Lobster à l'américaine? Cook some instant noodles. Accidentally crashed the whole Wall Street index? Run away and become a farmer. Be it long term or short term, do not be overconfident of your work and always have a back up plan because what you think is so simple and easy to run might turn out to be your worst nightmare. So prepare a plan B before you actually do it. Keep it simple- around 20% of your actual plan's level. And if your plan B doesn't work, maybe that job isn't suited for you.

The final piece of advice is visual perception. For example you want to be the fastest typer in the whole world, you will achieve quicker results if you visually present that image in your mind oftenly, but not extensively. Imagination will help your brain see what you will look like if you achieve that certain task, cooking, building a card tower or even sleeping peacefully, and will eventually try to make you do what you are doing in the image you had formed. But too much of this type of stimulation would bring very bad results as you would be spending more time fantasizing rather than executing the main task needed for that goal to be reached. This action is similar to team building exercises as you build your morale and it will make you believe that your goal is very much in reach.


DAMN YOU HITLER. D:
IRREGARDLESS of what you say, this is still, not as long as YOUR post, psychologist.

1+1+1=3.000013

MISCALCULATIONS!
Nothing to post about so here's an SMBC comic.





Kiriban at 1000! A special one frame art will come your way!

Whee!

Lol got a new header and the Skin colors. Cool huh ;D.

Oh btw TKB there is a pro. So if you want any headers done for you, ask me then I'll ask him. Connections connections!!

Frank Iero is the Smex ;D

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I was bored just now so I decided to make this:

Not really a big fan but just wanted to do some pop art. Kewlkewl?
Oh and I named my Fedora fred
Just for the Fred of it.

God Save My Blog

Dammit. I only had like 3 viewers today. What the hell is wrong with the world. Can't they read a perfectly good blog, with a perfectly normal content? What I need is publicity. Let's get Viral!

Nah let's not. I'll let the professionals do all the dirty jobs. Talking about dirty jobs...

Here's what I saw on i-am-bored.com



Us people should feel really lucky. Would you wanna do that? Help a cow lactate by blowing into its A-Hole? Yeah, right. IT'S FRIGGING DISGUSTING. But without it, we'll have no steak. So thank those kids who help your future dinner grow up by blowing into their mothers...forget it.


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Oh, I just got my new Fad-oh-Rah. Fedora. lol. Here's a picture. Or pictures. If you're a grammarwhore like me.Good Morning Sir. I'm glad you didn't shred me to bits today.

Fedoraaa

Kewl huh.

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Dude remember that day I told you about buying another book? "That's B*ll*cks!". It's a really cool book. Just like Snopes.com but publicised. Here's one of my favorite stories in there...

NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.

An American lawyer was given a box of twenty-four rare and expensive Cuban Cigars by a grateful client and made sure they were included in his insurance policy, which covered flood, fire and theft. Within a few months, he had smoked all of the cigars and then made a cheeky claim on his insurance, maintaining they had been 'lost in a series of small fires'.

The insurance company refused to pay, for obvious reasons, but the lawyer, having read through the terms and conditions of his policy, took them to court. It seems he was the only person not to be surprised when he won his case: despite the judge agreeing with the insurance company that the claim was tenuous, he still ruled the policy did indeed cover small fires. Faced with an expensive appeal process, which they were in no way certain of winning, the insurance company accepted the ruling and agreed to a compensation payment of $15,000 to the lawyer

However, immediately after the payment had been accepted, the insurance company had the lawyer arrested on twenty-four counts of arson and he was later convicted on his own evidence of intentionally burning his own property and sentenced to twenty-four months in prison and a $24,000 fine.

Quite cool huh? Only a smart person could pull that off. Hahaha.

Well it's quite late so I better get sleeping. Lol. Kbb :D

Marine Parade Laybreeee....

Today was the library performance. Meh it's not that great. I can't help laughing in the improvised happy birthday to patrick and jimmy. Lol. And an old boy (So he said) was asking Aaron questions when Cheng Kan made a remark.

"You look quite young for your age"

lol.

Oh btw, that "Old boy" Graduated in 1960. DUDE BE MORE SUBTLE.

I'm in really no mood to blog right now.
But here's youtube vids I was watching just now. It's from Goodness Gracious me. Both of them are Indian clips, cause the british ones are not so funny.

Look here, Ranjeet the red-nosed reindeer!


Oh and another even funnier one. It's not that funny at first but as it progresses, it makes you laugh. I don't even know why it's funny.
Here is "Indian Sex Hotline" (Don't worry, it's safe.)



And the last one, LIC-Lack of Indian Culture. A doctor cures a woman's lack of culture-with several side effects.

Do Ants Have Arseholes?

Hohoho.

It's been a long time since I blogged about normal life. By normal life I mean not stealing from other websites.

Two days ago, friday, me and a group of sec twos went to parkway to check prices. So me, Johnlee, Leekin, Joshua Chia and JonPhua went to Fairprice while Rifdi and the scumbags (lol) went to Giant.

In fairprice, this woman went to us and was like "there are frozen food on the ground level". Like shoo-ing us. We were like ok. So we went down and found stuff we wanted. The whole way, Joshua was making sick jokes. Then him and I went up to search for mashed potatoes. We narrowed it down to Betty Crockers and Mr Mash (brand names o:).
Mr Mash:"99% real potato"
LOLOLOLOLOL.
And betty crockers, which looked less disgusting in the product pic, was 100% real potato. So we picked that. Oh and on saturday practice, JonPhua was like. "So what's the other 1%?"

XD

Then we went to Borders while waiting for Rifdi's group to return. We saw Robin and a few of his friends there. Then Joshua showed JohnLee a book he was reading while waiting for us after Tenor 1-on-1s. (Which is like two hours). "I -heart- Sex", which was filled with sick jokes. And pictures.

And then likeen and me found a book called zombie survival guide, and also the title book, "Do ants have arseholes?" From the back of the zombie book, there is a "Top Ten lessons" Here's what they say.

Organize before they rise!

They feel no fear, why should you?

Use your head; cut of theirs.

Blades don't need reloading

Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair

Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

get out of the car, get onto the bike.

Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

No place is safe, only safer

The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Lol real cool.
So the next day after practice, I went to buy those two and another book. I swear, REALLY. DAMN. COOL.

So pick your books right.
:D
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Damn, I have nothing else to post. So...
MORE SMBC COMICS

no?

I have posted my mind today, no?

Here it is.

Telemarketers

Ah telemarketers. The joy of our world. WHO DOESN'T HATE THEM? I mean, come on, we are NOT going to buy your products no matter what. Even if we say "no, thank you", They will rant on, irrelevantly, about why their product is better than the ones you have, even if yours was doctor subscribed. So if you hate telemarketers as much as me, remember this post. 'Cause soon, any telemarketers that calls you will hang up within 10 minutes.

Doing these things to a telemarketer is like a practical joke or a prank, but even funner. Because you know that these telemarketers sits in a cubicle and reads scripts ALL DAY, you know if you irritate them, their mood would be WAY off for their next call. And it would depress them. Now it just sounds mean. ._.

There are three part to this, one is the sureproof way but is really boring (not really). Another is a comprehensive walkthrough of 5 different ways. The last one is really just 50 short techniques you can use on them. So here we go.

PART 1.
Just say yes. Whatever they say, even if it's not a yes or no question, say yes. Don't say yes until he asks you a question. So 1 question, 1 yes. It's like the "And Then" video from youtube, from the "Dude, where's my car" movie. It will drive them crazy and they will hang up, trying to sound polite. But in your heart you know, they just want to rip your brains out.

PART 2.
5 Different techniques, very comprehensive. Originally from netfunny.

1. If you recognize they are telemarketers before you have spoken,
pretend your are an answering machine with a message along these
lines. "Thank you for calling CMTCC, Citizens for Making Telemarketing
a Capital Crime. We now have the support of about 25% of the
legislature.  Soon we will be able to execute those worthless,
money grubbing dregs, making the earth a better place to live.  Please
send your tax deductible contribution to ...."

2. See how many times you can put them on hold.  First make sure you get
the name of the person you are talking to, because sooner or later
they will hang up.  Then if they call you again, you can express
your righteous indignation at being hung up on, and let them know
you were going to buy/contribute, but given the rudeness of ....
you have decided not to.  They key to this one is make the time they
have to hold fairly short.  After 30 seconds or so tell them
you have to turn down the stove and put them on hold for 45 secs.
On returning, ask them to start their pitch again.  Every time you
return have them restart their pitch.  Some good excuses for putting them on
hold for a short while:  the kids are fighting,
the pet needs to go in/out, the baby is into ?,  someone is at the
door,  you have a call on another line, ...

3. If you have an answering machine, turn it on so they can here you
are recording the call.  Make sure you get the person's name, and
the company's name and address.  Then inform them something like
this.  "Under state law I am hereby notifying you that you
(you as an individual and the company) are prohibited from calling
this number (xxx-xxxx) to solicit ever again.  If you or the company
calls again, you personally and the company will be liable for
penalties up to $10,000.  Is this clear?"  Just something to
hopefully make them nervous.  (Actually Virginia came pretty close
to passing a law like this.  Unfortunately, the telemarketing
lobby bribed our legislature into killing the bill.  Maybe next
year ...)

4. After they have gone through their entire sales pitch, tell them
how interested you are.  But first, you want to talk to them
about ....  Then launch into a pitch for them to contribute to
some charity  that sounds quasi-legit but is really just for
your personnel benefit.  If they do not contribute, then hang up
in righteous indignation that they are such uncaring human beings.
If they will, give then a address to send the contribution to,
thank them, and hang up before they have a chance to change the
subject back to what they called you about.

5. After they have given their entire sales pitch, say you are
interested but first you need the telemarketer's personnel
home phone number.  When they ask why tell them that they
have your personel home number so before you complete the
deal, you want to be on even ground with them and you need
their number.  If they don't give it to you, yup, you guessed it,
hangup in righteous indignation.  If they do, say you will call
back to order/contribute.  Then do so at some reasonable hour, in
case they have given you a phony number.  But if it is a correct
number, post it on the net.
Not so anyone would harrass this person,  ;)
but so all of us would have the opportunity to contact this person
about whatever it is that is being telemarketed.  And since
so many of us are night owls, we will be calling at a time convenient
to us, like 4 am. ;)


PART 3

A group of different techniques. 50 of them. Really fun to use. Originally from Justsickjokes.

Talk really fast.

Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud. Say that you can’t hear them over the static.

Make up your own language. Speak it.

Hang up.

Make up a one word language. Speak it.

Say, “This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?”

If they say “Yes” to number 6 say, “Please state the nature of the emergency.” Then insist that their emergency isn’t an emergency. Hang up.

If they say “No” to number 6 say, “I’m sorry but this line is for emergencies only.” Hang up.

Pretend you just took hostages, and make demands.

Pretend that you are a hostage negotiator, and try to get the telemarketer to release the hostages.

Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.

Pretend that your phone line is an automatic phone sex line.

Dial the phone and say, “Hey! I lent you 50 bucks. You better pay up or else I’m gonna come over there and hurt you! “

Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter that it isn’t ringing.

Claim to be the mafia.

Say, “Moe’s tavern Moe speaking.”

Say something that Moe would say to Bart after Bart makes a prank call.

Ask him/her if he/she would like a magazine or newspaper subscription.

Ask the telemarketer to find your friend Mike last name Rotch. Claim you will only buy a subscription from them.

Say, “Oh no! It’s the Feds! They’re on to us!”

Claim to be the FBI. Say, “This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. How may I help you?”

Dial *69. Wait about a minute and say, “Damn unreliable *69.”

Speak a foreign language.

If you do # 24 and the telemarketer gets a person who speaks the language you used, speak another language, use a made up language, or say that you were speaking English the whole time.

Pretend that the telemarketer is your husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend. Talk sexually, making references to what you are going to do to him/her later tonight. When you “realize” that you are not speaking to your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend yell, “Pervert!” Slam the phone down to hang up.

Say, “Help! I’m being robbed! He’s got a gun!”

Communicate only through Morse code.

Talk to the telemarketer. During the conversation dial the phone, and ask for Bill. Do this repeatedly.

Try to sell the telemarketer something.

Act drunk.

Turn on your shower. Say that you are on a portable phone and are really late for an important meeting. Scream as though you were electrocuted.

Ask him/her if he/she can smell bacon. Insist that there is a strong scent of bacon over the phone.

Ask if he/she has been to Australia. Regardless of his/her answer ask if you can buy a boomerang and didgeridoo.

If he/she says “No” to #36 insist that he/she buy yours.

If he/she says “Yes” to #36 ask if he/she will take a strange currency.

Pretend to be an escaped mental patient. Mutter things like, “They’ll never catch me again,” “No! Not the jacket! No, no, no!” After saying one of these mutter incoherently.

Make him/her dance for a sale. Claim that you won’t buy because you couldn’t see him/her dance.

Make him/her sing to get a sale.

If a male sings for #41, claim that he sounds like Brittany Spears.

If a female sings for #41, claim that she sounds like Barry White.

Pretend to be really interested. Then say, “No.”

Engage him/her in an “intellectual” conversation on an extremely boring subject.

Say nothing until he/she hangs up.

Say, “I told you. I don’t know where your dog is!” Then hang up.

Keep crackers near the phone. When a telemarketer calls eat the crackers. Chew loudly, make slurping noises, and talk with your mouth full. If you want pretend that you are choking.

After he/she hangs up, use *69 or Caller ID to get the phone number. Call the telemarketer.

Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need some time to think, and that you’ll get back to them.

If he/she is selling a newspaper or magazine, go on and on about how great another newspaper/magazine is.

Pretend you are a telemarketer from a rival company. Get him/her to buy your product.

Say, “Yes” immediately to whatever they are selling and hang up immediately afterwards.

Dude I swear

Dude I swear life is really boring.

not really ;D

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Just now Thishanth went to my house so that we could Record Thank You with proper drums. you know, 'cause I suck at drums. After re-guitar/drum/sing-ing, he was like blanking out. And then he spoke.

"Do you have guitar hero?"

What happens next? 3 hours of guitar hero. lmfao really fun. Tried playing on hard for the like third time.

Oh, now the song is going on final editing. whee.

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Since nothing interesting happened in my life besides that thing, I shall post this.

16 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names

Content submitted by Jenna Simpson

Originally from Uphaa

Feat

A dangling curl of hair.

Ferrule

The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.

Harp

The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade.

Keeper

The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

Kick or Punt

The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity

Liripipe

The long tail on a graduate’s academic hood.

Ophryon

The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.

Octothorpe

The symbol ‘#’ on a telephone handset. Bell Labs’ engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.

Obdormition

The numbness caused by pressure on a nerve; when a limb is ‘asleep’.

Peen

The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.

Phosphenes

The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.

Rowel

The revolving star on the back of a cowboy’s spurs.

Purlicue

The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.

Snorkel box

A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars.

Zarf

A holder for a handleless coffee cup.

Wamble

Stomach rumbling.

Want more? Visit http://www.uphaa.com
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Young People's guide to SATB choir

Hihihi
Had nothing to do while waiting for one on ones so I decided to share something I found on Uncyclopedia. It's been posted in a few places in the net but it's still worth reading.

I've cut off the first part cause it was inappropriate. Oh and this is funny cause it's kinda true, in an exaggerated manner.

THE SOPRANOS are the ones who sing the highest, and because of this they think they rule the world. They have longer hair, fancier jewelry, and swishier skirts than anyone else, and they consider themselves insulted if they are not allowed to go at least to a high F in every movement of any given piece. When they reach the high notes, they hold them for at least half again as long as the composer and/or conductor requires, and then complain that their throats are killing them and that the composer and conductor are sadists. Sopranos have varied attitudes toward the other sections of the chorus, though they consider all of them inferior. Altos are to sopranos rather like second violins to first violins - nice to harmonize with, but not really necessary. All sopranos have a secret feeling that the altos could drop out and the piece would sound essentially the same, and they don't understand why anybody would sing in that range in the first place - it's so boring. Tenors, on the other hand, can be very nice to have around; besides their flirtation possibilities (it is a well-known fact that sopranos never flirt with basses), sopranos like to sing duets with tenors because all the tenors are doing is working very hard to sing in a low-to-medium soprano range, while the sopranos are up there in the stratosphere showing off. To sopranos, basses are the scum of the earth - they sing too damn loud, are useless to tune to because they're down in that low, low range - and there has to be something wrong with anyone who sings in the F clef, anyway.

THE ALTOS are the salt of the earth - in their opinion, at least. Altos are unassuming people, who would wear jeans to concerts if they were allowed to. Altos are in a unique position in the chorus in that they are unable to complain about having to sing either very high or very low, and they know that all the other sections think their parts are pitifully easy. But the altos know otherwise. They know that while the sopranos are screeching away on a high A, they are being forced to sing elaborate passages full of sharps and flats and tricks of rhythm, and nobody is noticing because the sopranos are singing too loud (and the basses usually are too). Altos get a deep, secret pleasure out of conspiring together to tune the sopranos flat. Altos have an innate distrust of tenors, because the tenors sing in almost the same range and think they sound better. They like the basses, and enjoy singing duets with them - the basses just sound like a rumble anyway, and it's the only time the altos can really be heard. Altos' other complaint is that there are always too many of them and so they never get to sing really loud.

THE TENORS are spoiled. That's all there is to it. For one thing, there are never enough of them, and choir directors would rather sell their souls than let a halfway decent tenor quit, while they're always ready to unload a few altos at half price. And then, for some reason, the few tenors there are are always really good - it's one of those annoying facts of life.. So it's no wonder that tenors always get swollen heads - after all, who else can make sopranos swoon? The one thing that can make tenors insecure is the accusation (usually by the basses) that anyone singing that high couldn't possibly be a real man.. In their usual perverse fashion, the tenors never acknowledge this, but just complain louder about the composer being a sadist and making them sing so damn high. Tenors have a love-hate relationship with the conductor, too, because the conductor is always telling them to sing louder because there are so few of them. No conductor in recorded history has ever asked for less tenor in a forte passage. Tenors feel threatened in some way by all the other sections - the sopranos because they can hit those incredibly high notes; the altos because they have no trouble singing the notes the tenors kill themselves for; and the basses because, although they can't sing anything above an E, they sing it loud enough to drown the tenors out. Of course, the tenors would rather die than admit any of this. It is a little-known fact that tenors move their eyebrows more than anyone else while singing.

THE BASSES sing the lowest of anybody. This basically explains everything. They are stolid, dependable people, and have more facial hair than anybody else. The basses feel perpetually unappreciated, but they have a deep conviction that they are actually the most important part (a view endorsed by musicologists, but certainly not by sopranos or tenors), despite the fact that they have the most boring part of anybody and often sing the same note (or in endless fifths) for an entire page. They compensate for this by singing as loudly as they can get away with - most basses are tuba players at heart. Basses are the only section that can regularly complain about how low their part is, and they make horrible faces when trying to hit very low notes. Basses are charitable people, but their charity does not extend so far as tenors, whom they consider effete poseurs. Basses hate tuning the tenors more than almost anything else. Basses like altos - except when they have duets and the altos get the good part. As for the sopranos, they are simply in an alternate universe which the basses don't understand at all. They can't imagine why anybody would ever want to sing that high and sound that bad when they make mistakes. When a bass makes a mistake, the other three parts will cover him, and he can continue on his merry way, knowing that sometime, somehow, he will end up at the root of the chord.

You're such a Doodoo

Seeing my counter go from 600 to 700 in 4 days is kind of a record for me. Oh and the number of people visiting my blog from the US (43) is the same as Singapore. Hungarians also visit my blog. waitwaitwait. Here, I'll list the countries they visit from.

• United States
• Singapore
• Hungary
• United Kingdom
• Canada
• Turkey
• Indonesia.

Woohoo!
Oh and someone searched for "Lyrics/Chords phineas and ferb theme" so I shall do the favor and Help those people with my knowledge.

It may not be 100% accurate but that's how it sounds like (o:)
Ignore the lines. Blogger's stupid enough not to allow spacing.
In Order:
-----G#--D#--A#--G#5

e||-----------------------
B||--4----8----6----------
G||--5----8----7----------
D||--6----8----8-----6----
A||--6----6----8-----6----
E||--4---------6------4----


--G5-F#5-F5---A#5
e ||-----------------------|
B||-----------------------|
G||-----------------------|
D||--5----4----3----8----|
A||--5----4----3----8----|
E||--3----2----1----6----|


------A5---C5----C#5--C5(2)
e ||------------------------
B||------------------------
G||-----------------6----5-
D||--7------10-----6----5-
A||--7------10-----4----3--
E||--5-------8--------------


A#5(2)--D#5--G#5(2)----F5(2)
e ||----------------------------
B||--------------------------10-
G||--3------8------13-------10-
D||--3------8------13-------10-
A||--1------6------11-------8-
E||----------------------------

Intro: (there's 104 days......spend it)


E||---------4------------|
B||--------------4-------|
G||----------------------|
D||----------------------|
A||--4----------------4--|
E||----------------------|

---------4------------|
--------------4-------|
----------------------|
----------------------|
--3----------------3--|
----------------------|

---------4------------|
--------------4-------|
----------------------|
----------------------|
--1----------------1--|
----------------------|

----------------------|
--------------4-------|
---------5------------|
----------------------|
----------------------|
--4----------------4--|

---------4------------|
--------------4-------|
----------------------|
----------------------|
--4----------------4--|
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---------4------------|
--------------4-------|
----------------------|
----------------------|
--3----------------3--|
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---------4------------|-------------------||
--------------4-------|-------------------||
----------------------|--8----------------||
----------------------|--8----------------||
--1----------------1--|--6----------------||
----------------------|-------------------||

.............

there's 104 days of summer vacation,
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem of our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it



(like maybe)
G#
Building a rocket,
Or fighting a mummy,
.....D#
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower,
,....A#
Discovering something that doesn't exist,
....G#5.....................G#5..G5..F#5..F5
Or giving a Monkey a shower



F5
Surfing Tidal Waves,
Creating NanoBots,
...A#5..............................A#5..A5..G#5..G5
Or looking for Frankenstein's brain,
G5
Finding a Dodo bird,
Painting a Continent,
.....C5 ..........................G#
Or driving your sister insane




As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do
.......D#
Before school starts this fall,
C#5.........C5(2)...................A#5(2)..........D#5..F5(2)
So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
C#5.........C5(2)...................A#5(2)..........D#5..G#5
So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all


.....................................................G#5(2)
(Mom, Phineas and Ferb's making a title sequence)


I know I know, it's really damn messy. But it's been (not) fun putting it together!
Hohoho any queries, look at the video and learn from it.

EDIT: Oh oh oh oh it's damn cool. No MCR fans're reading my blog but I have nothing to do but post it. If you don't want to read go away.
Message from bob
hi! its bob

it's been a long time since since we have talked. i just wanted to say hi and fill people in on what has been happening with us. as a whole we are all getting ready to get rolling again. we really needed this break but enough is enough already. i cant wait to see the refreshed and excited MCR again. no more falling asleep at 5pm, no more drinking 20 red bulls, just good times coming up.

i will start with myself. my weird zoro scar on my wrist is going down finally. i have been doing physical therapy every few days now which is helping out a ton. i have to sit and lift tiny weights over and over again until i cant anymore, then i play with putty, then i stack cups, sometimes i squeeze plastic, play with rice, etc. It kinda feels like when i was in kindergarten day care except it hurts. my favorite part is hearing the stories of the other patients. one lady fell down her stairs because she tripped on her cat and broke her shoulder. i try not to laugh but i cant help it. i was actually sitting with a player from the bears last week too. that guy was about 20 feet tall and as big as a house. i didn't look him in the eye. i think i have a couple months before i am back to playing again. i am always going to have pain in my hand so i will be changing my playing a bit. i have to rearrange my drums and i will need to play waaay lighter. dont call me a p@$^y when you see me.

Other then that i am just hanging out. i got another dog! i now have two black german shepherds. they rule. they are my buddies. i am going to bring them everywhere with me. toro got a new puppy too. frank has 19 dogs now. i shot up up my garage with a pistol and the cops came. that was fun..... i also have been playing halo again. halo and legos is actually part of therapy for me. i just hit level 35 which is awesome for me. i would love to challenge anybody to a duel. my xbox name is dixiediarrhea (long story, my dogs name is dixie, she had diarrhea). if anyone knows souljaboy personally please let him know i challenge him. that guy seems like an awesome dude and i want to play against him. he says he can beat anyone. dixiediarrhea says differently. i will bet 2 dollars that i whoop him.

anyway, i see that im rambling. im tired. i was going to fill you in on everyone else but i dont want to anymore. hahaha. which actually brings me to a point. we are soon going to launch a new website. its going to be very simple and to the point. one of the new features will be us typing in on our phones straight to the site so everyone can tell you themselves what they are up to. now that we are coming out of MCR hibernation we want to keep everyone informed and to maybe have some fun. blogathon 5000. i will type in all the juicy details like perez hilton.

ok. im going to bed. me and my friend, the sanch, and dixie are about to drive from chicago to los angeles to hang with gerard and friends. come hang out.
gerard’s address is 2800 E Observatory Rd Los Angeles, CA 90027. see you there. bring fun.

see everyone soon or on halo
bcbryar
dixiediarrhea

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Things from outside.

Since my life during the holidays consists of only 4 things (Eat, Sleep, Choir, Play Games), Nothing interesting is happening in my life. So I shall today entertain you by bringing you information I got from the e-mail.

You know those emails where it's really funny 'cause it's true? Here's one of them...

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear the rules
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or
golf


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Hohohoho funny cause it's true.

Here's a few short ones.

Wife: "What are you doing?"** Husband: Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been
reading our marriage certificate for An hour." Husband : "I was looking for the
expiration date.

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"\
Wife : "Yes and no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can There be
greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to Give up my
seat to a lady." Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing." Son: "But Mom, I
was sitting on daddy's lap."
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my Father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE!"
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it He wants to scare his parents."
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies : "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face Or my
sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."*